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Post by Merlot Daruwala Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:06 am

Dear NRI brethren on the West Coast,

We understand you were feeling left out of all the NRI-euphoria and joy surrounding the visits of our NRI-PM and Supreme Leader God.

But grieve no more. Acche din are here for you now. It is now your turn to scream like teenagers and throw your panties at Supreme Leader God when he delivers another rockstar performance at the SAP center later this month.

What's more, your patience is being rewarded with a rockshow that shall surpass the show last year at the Madison Square Gardens. This time, 40,000 classy NRI brethren shall crowd into the venue (compared to a mere 30,000 in NYC), proving that his popularity is only growing with time. Sickular dogs like Rajdeep Sardesai who might disagree with this can expect to get 33.33% more kicks and heckles this time, which you can then repeatedly watch on Youtube and pat yourselves on your back over your physical courage (and classiness).

I had one small request though. If anyone of you lucky brethren gets close enough to the Supreme Leader God, can you please remind the great 56-incher that there is a country eagerly awaiting the fulfillment of some promises he had made during the elections and if he could please spare some time amidst all his globe-trotting in India also to work on those, he could make a lot of resident Indians also very happy. Jai Shri Ram. Jai Hind.
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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:54 am

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Post by southindian Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:27 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Dear NRI brethren on the West Coast,

We understand you were feeling left out of all the NRI-euphoria and joy surrounding the visits of our NRI-PM and Supreme Leader God.

But grieve no more. Acche din are here for you now. It is now your turn to scream like teenagers and throw your panties at Supreme Leader God when he delivers another rockstar performance at the SAP center later this month.

What's more, your patience is being rewarded with a rockshow that shall surpass the show last year at the Madison Square Gardens. This time, 40,000 classy NRI brethren shall crowd into the venue (compared to a mere 30,000 in NYC), proving that his popularity is only growing with time. Sickular dogs like Rajdeep Sardesai who might disagree with this can expect to get 33.33% more kicks and heckles this time, which you can then repeatedly watch on Youtube and pat yourselves on your back over your physical courage (and classiness).

I had one small request though. If anyone of you lucky brethren gets close enough to the Supreme Leader God, can you please remind the great 56-incher that there is a country eagerly awaiting the fulfillment of some promises he had made during the elections and if he could please spare some time amidst all his globe-trotting in India also to work on those, he could make a lot of resident Indians  also very happy. Jai Shri Ram. Jai Hind.
Menon, didn't you post this a few months ago? 

You lazy bastard you are copy-pasting your posts now instead of bumping them? Smile
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