Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)

by Guest Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:36 am

@ "follow"

by Guest Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:14 am

by Guest Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:20 am

ya ya I know, I shouldn't be posting these:

POLICE To Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi, To Tumhe Road Se Dur Chalna Chahiye Tha.

PATIENT: Kaun Sa Road!
Bhai Mai To Park Me Leta THa..

by Guest Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:04 pm

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by Guest Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:54 am

by Bittu Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:28 am

जीतो: क्यों जी, रोज़ सुबह मेरे चेहरे पे पानी क्यों डालते हो?
संता: ओए, तेरे बाप ने ही तो कहा था कि मेरी बेटी 'फूल' की तरहें है, इसे मुरझानें मत देना!

by Guest Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:39 pm

by Guest Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:09 am

after marriage:

jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.) - Page 10 F8037f94e53f17a2cc301033ca86d278

by Merlot Daruwala Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:01 am

by Guest Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:04 am

by Guest Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:07 am

Ek moti aurat dr. se pucha maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai par mujhe koi farq nai pda.

Dr: kaun sa khel khelti ho?

Moti:chidiya ud maina ud..

by Guest Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:12 am

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by Merlot Daruwala Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:11 pm

Lol. Hadn't seen this before.

Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.

by Guest Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:32 pm

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Lol. Hadn't seen this before.

Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.

http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari

by Guest Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:55 am

LOL @ IndiGo. i am never flying IndiGo. yikes!

by Merlot Daruwala Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:00 am

kinnera wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:Lol. Hadn't seen this before.

Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.

[url=http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari

http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari[/quote[/url]]

Thanks. I learnt something new. Nice line btw.

by Guest Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:18 am

stillness. mindfullness. honestly, it sounds latin...summa cum laude.

by Guest Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:05 pm

by Guest Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:46 am

Women can fake an orgasm for the sake of a
relationship, but men can fake an entire
relationship for the sake of an orgasm!

by Guest Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:08 am

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by Guest Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:54 am

KASAM : The national food of India :-)

by Guest Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:00 am

ha ha!

by Guest Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:33 am

bittu at the hospital:

jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.) - Page 10 Of-course-I-wont-laugh

by Jeremiah Mburuburu Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:53 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:CHEATING is NOT an ACCIDENT. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into a vagina...

but a vagina might trip and fall around one's penis.

by Guest Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:20 am

by Guest Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:50 am

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by Guest Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:42 pm

hyderabad me jab dostan ladte...
1980's:- galli me nikal miya teku dekhletun...
1990's:- adde pe mil dekhlinge
2000's:-sports club me mil bhot uchalra
2011's:-ayeein advance baatan karra, ab aa facebook pe,aise commentan martun account ich deactivate karlena tu..!

by Guest Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:54 pm

A li'l challenge. Let's see how much of it you can follow Smile

jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.) - Page 10 387034_252128521557265_2121979863_n

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:52 am

lmaooooo kinns. lol @ chatting with pottis in AC all the time and "dekh, pooro ki nai toh khali meri toh b tanqa bada." (i feel this letter has been written by an employee to me -- chilling.)

if you get time watch this movie: https://such.forumotion.com/t6223-fm-100-fun-aur-masti it is hilarious! you will thank me for the reco. Smile

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:48 am

look closely. (your brain might be fooling you.)

jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.) - Page 10 Closel10

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:32 am

TIA, Huzz. Will watch it when i find time.

In the pic, it's the guy who's sitting and the girl who's leaning over? Tricky pic! Smile

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:56 am

kinnera wrote:In the pic, it's the guy who's sitting and the girl who's leaning over? Tricky pic!

yup.

good job!

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:46 am

Ek ne ROLEX watch pehni thi aur dusre ne TIMEX,
Ek ne kaha yaar kya difrnce h,
teri aur meri watch me,
tune 5 lac ki watch pehni h aur mene 2000 ki par dono ek hi waqt batati hai.

Dusre ne pyar se kaha- Teri watch TERA WAQT batati hai aur meri watch MERA WAQT batati hai

by Guest Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:13 pm

time for some silliness.

courtesy twitter #EnglishedDialogues -- HK's pic:

hindi --- english
kutte, tera khoon pee jaunga -- doggy, i will drink your blood
bhagwan ke ghar me dher hai andher nahi -- In God's house, there is delay but no power cut.
pushpa, mujhe ye aanso nahi dekhe jaate -- Lady in floral prints! I hate tears, ok!
wo pet se hai -- she is with stomach
basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachna -- lady in saffron, do not dance before dogs
teri keh ke lunga -- i will call you before taking

by Guest Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:24 am

Doctor Marij ke pichhe bhag raha tha. Public - Kya hua? Doctor - 4 bar aisa hua hai. Madarchod nasbandi karwane aata hai or jhaant saaf karwake bhag jata hai.

by Bittu Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:06 pm

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

by Guest Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:45 pm

rofl.

by Guest Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:24 pm

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by Merlot Daruwala Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:06 am

I hope ToothSeeker sees this. The search for his true self finally ends.

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