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Beware Mulla Reddy & Doucheman: How are stone pelters, like in Kashmir (India), treated in other countries?

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Post by SomeProfile Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:01 pm

https://www.quora.com/How-are-stone-pelters-like-in-Kashmir-India-treated-in-other-countries

Of the 192 countries in the world - 123 are proclaimed democracies.
Free dissent against the incumbent powers though, is tolerated in less than a dozen, among them - India is one such nation.
One can tweet a flip of the middle finger[1]to the government, call the prime minister a coward and a psychopath[2]- make open statements ridiculing the martyrs of the Indian Army[3] - and even shout slogans against the unity of our nation[4] or the judgement of supreme court[5]- no problem (just do not make a cartoon[6]about Didi…okay?).


All over the world…
Stone pelting is bad.
Stone pelting with an intent to cause grievous injury is a crime.
Stone pelting with an intent to hurt an armed security officer on duty is suicide.



If you pelt a stone at an Israeli Soldier - They will identify you - Kill you - identify your house - respectfully request your family members to vacate - fill your empty house with concrete[7].
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If you pelt a stone at a uniformed and armed US Marine on Duty - you won’t even live to say sorry to 3 generations of your family members who’d never know how bad the airline food really is - as they might all get listed on the no-fly list[8]for good.
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If you plan to pelt a stone on a Spetsnaz in Moscow - hope you have great cooking skills - because just in case you aren’t shot and killed immediately - you might have to spend the rest of your life being ‘useful’ to the lonely and bored soldiers of the Black Dolphin[9] facility on the Kazak border.
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And in case you plan to pelt a stone at a guard in the Tiananmen Square - hope you take your family into confidence, since it is they who would be suffering the most, while you are made to wait in a 4ftx4ftx4ft cell in one of the Chinese Organ Harvesting facilities[10], awaiting a patient that matches your blood type.
Your government will not just make a profit by selling your organs - they’ll also make your family pay[11]for the operation and the subsequent funeral - after they freeze the bank accounts of your family members of course[12].
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But we in India are a little different.
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We are the only country in the world which even has a debate on this subject.


We have much renowned and well acclaimed experts who call for pity, kindness, rapprochement and sympathy towards these innocent, ‘misdirected’ gentle souls - which deserve an institutional kid glove and a compassionate hearing.
We’re even replacing the non-lethal pellet guns with less lethal Chilly flavored PAVA shells[13].
All I wish I could have done is to arrange for some of these gentle souls to be sent to the valley, armed with a cake, few flowers, perhaps a bouquet and a PAVA Shell Launcher to face a mob like this:
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For the people who preach for restraint, I would really like to record the seconds it takes for them to fire their first shot.
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That perhaps will finally end this debate and possibly provide a realisation to us Indians, that our Armed forces have human rights as well.


Thank you for reading. Cheers and peace.
Footnotes
[1] Prerna Bakshi on Twitter
[2] New Delhi Leader Calls Indian Prime Minister a 'Coward and a Psychopath'
[3] Bihar minister says people join Army to die, apologizes - Times of India
[4] Pro-Afzal Guru slogans raised in Jadavpur University rally
[5] 'Anti-India' slogans ring across Afzal Guru event at JNU, 'disciplinary enquiry' ordered
[6] Professor Jailed For Circulating Mamata Cartoons to be Compensated, Says Court
[7] After welding it: Israel fills Abu Jamal’s family home with cement - PNN
[8] 8 ways you can end up on the no-fly list
[9] Here's what life is like inside Russia's toughest prison
[10] Report: China is still harvesting organs from prisoners
[11] The reality of human organ harvesting
[12] Organs from prisoners probably still harvested in China, says official
[13] Chilli-filled PAVA shells seen as alternative to pellet guns

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