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When I find myself in tweets of trouble...

Post by MaxEntropy_Man on Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:18 am

From elsewhere:

When I find myself in tweets of trouble,
Mother Russia comforts me.
Giving words of wisdom - covfefe.
And when they try and take my cell phone,
A new meme only burns in me.
I’ll tweet again tomorrow - guaranteed.

Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe.
So unfair to probe me! Covfefe.

Democrats have put their hopes
On upcoming testimony
From that showboat, crazy nut job - Jim Comey.
And when they said that he should quit,
I laughed and said that I agree.
I’ll fire Mueller also - believe me.

Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe
Then I’ll lock up crooked Hillary.
Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe

(Cowbell instrumental)

And even though Robert Mueller
has set up two fake grand juries
For Russian RICO treason weaselies,
I could shoot someone on 5th
Avenue and I’d go scot free.
Mulligan for the tape of golden pee.

Covfefe, Covfefe , Covfefe , Covfefe .
My fans are very stupid - bigily.

Now Stormy's called my bluff on the fake
NDA signed without me,
Paid by my flunky thuggish attorney.
And now the feds have all his papers,
Emails and facsimiles.
They know I operate fraudulently.

Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe, covfefe
I'll probably die in prison. Till then - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: When I find myself in tweets of trouble...

Post by Idéfix on Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:39 am

lol!

This is expertly done. So many topics covered off.
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