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Post by indophile Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:51 am

Forwarded.

Kids' answers.

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

2.WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

4.WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

5.WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

6.WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8.HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9.HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

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Post by doofus_maximus Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:56 am

ROTFLOL..

nice kids..
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Post by Propagandhi711 Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:04 am

I call BS. this appears to be written by some fat midwestern housewife in hornrimmed glasses smelling of cabbage and apple pie, sitting in her moomoo in front of an ancient computer and composing shit that ppl might find cute and tell each other in IHOP after sunday church sermon "jim, did you read that joke about what kids think of marriage. I read it on the internets last night and it's HILARIOUS..hah har har"

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Post by doofus_maximus Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:27 am

initially I had that thought too and then I said to myself "don't be so cynical" and then LOLed...

good to see my initial cynicism validated.
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Post by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:11 pm

this is wat i'm talkin abt...ppl find this funny and i didnt post it bcz i think its boring. i dont think kids dont talk like this. even if they its not cute. at all.

i think its written by an adult and u guys find this funny. i stopped posting on jokes thread bcz wat i find funny, no one else (here) does **sigh**

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Post by Impedimenta Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:06 pm

me wants my 2 mins back. thanks.

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Post by Rekz Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:13 pm

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

lol!
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Post by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:30 pm

Rekz wrote:HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

lol!

hehe i too found only that line funny Razz

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