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Post by FreeStyle Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:38 am

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands

Bay of Bengal is in which state?
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Post by Guest Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:04 pm

A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"



Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..



Ringling brothers have decided to shut down. They say they can't keep up with the guys at DC Razz



Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

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Post by charvaka Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:54 am

seven wrote:A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"



Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..



Ringling brothers have decided to shut down. They say they can't keep up with the guys at DC Razz



Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
Haha, good ones.
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Post by Guest Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:23 pm

A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad



Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja



Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago.



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Post by Guest Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:43 pm

na mom di maar se
na dad k atyachaar se
na dosto ki fatkar se
na ladki k inkaar se
na chaplo ki bauchaar se
ladke darte hai to bas RAKHI ke tyohaar se


"COMING SOON"

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Post by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:58 am

if you touch 2011 calendar...you will get a shock!
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because 2011 is the "current" year.

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Post by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:43 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:if you touch 2011 calendar...you will get a shock!
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because 2011 is the "current" year.

ugh. true pj. have an upvote anyway.

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Post by Guest Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:05 am

Santa Singh was feeling Happy.

After 5 mins Happy slapped him.

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Post by Guest Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:00 am

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Post by Guest Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:57 pm

Hitler says,

"There is no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"


Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna
tha na"


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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?


Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani
hai.


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In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the
name of this bird by seeing its legs only?


Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily
appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

lol!

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