Board in Mumbai airport

[Guest]

[pravalika nanda]

vidya, please, when you're in india, take a break from eating ( you can eat as many mangoes as you like, though) and try to do other things. could you please try to compile a list of all the best tailors in Mumbai along with their telephone numbers and share them with us? Also, could you tell us where we should go to buy really nice sarees?

Also, put on a lot of SPF 50 and plus sunblock, carry an umbrella at all times, and carry a little bottle of purell and a roll of papertowels with you. Before you get diarrhea pre-emptively carry some mixture of electrolytes with you and take a post-prandial albendazole whenever you think you may have encountered ova and parasites. And fold your hands, and say "Namaste - no shaking hands esp if they have long nails and avoid hugging whenever possible unless you don't mid catching lice.

Drink lots of fluids and if your bladder is full, find a cat to relieve yourself upon. Ciao, babygirl, and have a nice vacation. muah, muah, muah.

[Guest]

I hope she took a hand sanitizer with her. I used to always carry that in my handbag, along with a little bottle of liquid soap when in india.

[Guest]

I am not in mumbai.

[Captain Bhankas]

was this meant to be a pun?

[Merlot Daruwala]

vidya, please, when you're in india, take a break from eating

Pravu, just because you need to watch your calories, don't deprive others of their pleasures. You are behaving just like that old coot, Vee Unkil, who gets dyspeptic at the mere mention of beef fry or nadan kozhi kari - stuff he is no longer allowed to eat.

[pravalika nanda]

vidya, please, when you're in india, take a break from eating

Pravu, just because you need to watch your calories, don't deprive others of their pleasures. You are behaving just like that old coot, Vee Unkil, who gets dyspeptic at the mere mention of beef fry or nadan kozhi kari - stuff he is no longer allowed to eat.

actually, all the stuff you eat could make anyone dyspeptic. i'm unable to categorize anything you eat into the food groups such as fruits, vegetables, dairy, legumes, and lean meat. also, i'm not fat.

[Hellsangel]

vidya, please, when you're in india, take a break from eating

Pravu, just because you need to watch your calories, don't deprive others of their pleasures. You are behaving just like that old coot, Vee Unkil, who gets dyspeptic at the mere mention of beef fry or nadan kozhi kari - stuff he is no longer allowed to eat.

actually, all the stuff you eat could make anyone dyspeptic. i'm unable to categorize anything you eat into the food groups such as fruits, vegetables, dairy, legumes, and lean meat. also, i'm not fat.

Ha ha ha! Reminds me of this:



Translation: "I am not fat".

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