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Post by The Absolute Zero Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am

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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OFINDIA

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI !!

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting.Both of them take time out and call their friendson their mobiles.Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3 T

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stop the fight.But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly says that"AMMA" doesn't like all thisnonsense.Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, thena fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.Third guy comes from nearby house and says,"don't fight in front of my place,go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting". That's KERALA !

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Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.Third guy comes along and he calls one as Telangana guy and the other as Andhra guy. Now the entire state is fighting with Prime minister to divide the state into two. That's HYDERABAD!

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and the best one is ....



Scenario 10

Two guys are fighting.Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drinking beer and abusing each otherand all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!!

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:44 am

Started well with the first four. Then it went downhill with that software to stop a fight. Really?
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Post by FreeStyle Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:47 am

funny ones
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