she's coming

by Bittu Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:44 am

background, 25 yrs ago: she was the hot, fast chick in town. Always smiling, always hot. Older than me. She was barely aware of my existence.

Fast forward, now: she's still hot, sarah palin body, divorced, lives in NA but far from me. We got in touch over FB and e-flirted. Gabbed on the phone. She invited me to hang out with her in Vegas, etc. Got a msg from her on FB yesterday "hey, handsome. neelu here. will be in your neck of
the woods, in princeton from sept 15th to the 21st for a wedding. would
love to hook up. let me know. my cell is xxx. send me yours so
we can chat and make plans. love, neelu"

We chatted last night. She says she'll go to NYC for a couple of days and we can hook up there. I'm def. going to bone her all night long.

Why am I posting this? Just to make a point that I still got it, bishes. Ju betta recognize.

kthanxbai, Bittu

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:46 am

so wait.. this is neelu.. and that other one with sappy prose is... ?

by Bittu Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:56 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:so wait.. this is neelu.. and that other one with sappy prose is... ?

nina. and she lives on the other side of the planet.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:59 am

Bittu wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:so wait.. this is neelu.. and that other one with sappy prose is... ?

nina. and she lives on the other side of the planet.

so like when she calls you on the cell phone what will you do:

a) get scared and throw it in the toilet before missus see it?
b) take the call and say, 'sorry madam I already have a life insurance policy'.
c) take the call and say, 'howdy seksee'.
d) text back saying, 'I am down with chicken pox, but the next time you are in the woods, I will do u all night long'.

by Bittu Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:33 am

by Bittu Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:50 am

on second thoughts, F that. I'll go meet her in the city and def. bone her. Life's too short.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:07 pm

Bittu wrote:on second thoughts, F that. I'll go meet her in the city and def. bone her. Life's too short.

you will actually trek yourself up more than 15 miles... buy the train ticket.. risk sherni's wrath and meet up Sarah Palin types...

bittu is in true state of MLC.

by The Absolute Zero Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:31 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote: .. buy the train ticket.. risk sherni's wrath and meet up Sarah Palin types...

This could be like an episode of Sienfeld. George puts a tie and hooks up with a Chink aurat. She ties him up and goes to bathroom to undress, she says. Comes out, searches his pockets and finds SIX dollars!

Leaves him tied to that bed (a la Sharon Stone Movie) and leaves.

Imagine Bittu in that state and LOL till Tuesday comes ;-)

Bittu have a great "labor" day. Do not carry more than 6 bux

by Bittu Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:25 pm

k so now I'm going to pull her pix from FB and show you miserable sods how hot this broad is, in a totally MILFy way.

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