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Post by TruthSeeker Wed May 06, 2015 11:08 pm

#‎SalmanKhanConvicted‬. Pin drop silence in the court:

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?
Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di … uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon
Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon … dabake

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?
Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?
Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai … ungli mat kar … jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?
Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna … dil mein aata hoon … samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?
Judge: Main request nahi karta … ek hi baar bolta hoon … aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi … toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega
Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho
Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna … I, Me and Myself!
Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.

Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:

Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaSorry Sallu! :-) 1f61cSorry Sallu! :-) 1f61dar … aaja mere yaar!

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