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Post by Another Brick Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:04 am

...for the CHers should this double dip rob them of their jobs.

uppili - event manager. not the kind who manages weddings and baby showers. but the one who foresees events such as tsunamis, cyclones, economic depressions and skillfully steer the world around them.

dev c chatterji - market analyst on CNBC (make of it what you will).

philip kuruvilla - security officer. given that he relishes telling others "Access Denied", there is perhaps no job better suited for him than that of a security officer. it would be perfect if he manages to guard the gates of Lijjat Papad Mahila Grih Udyog given that most attempts to breach the security would be made at locations with several women workers.

merlot daruwala - food show host. given that he knows so many things about so many foods, this is only fitting for him.

propagandhi711 - he can always host his own radio show to rival howard stern what with his knowledge on all those things.

tracey trivedi - food show host, again, but that of a different kind. woman vs food, for example.

kokkeelaben - although i have not come up with a name for this occupation, this is human equivalent of a tear gas canister. you see a mob, you let them face kokkeespeak for the same effect.

carvaka - quiz show.

priyamvadai murgdossai - MD's co-host on the food show. she can always open the show with "vot's for lunch?" and them MD can take over. she may even end the show by demonstrating a couple of BN mudras as the credits roll.

just jesting. TGIF.





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Post by Impedimenta Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:32 am

Another Brick wrote:...for the CHers should this double dip rob them of their jobs.

uppili - event manager. not the kind who manages weddings and baby showers. but the one who foresees events such as tsunamis, cyclones, economic depressions and skillfully steer the world around them.

philip kuruvilla - security officer. given that he relishes telling others "Access Denied", there is perhaps no job better suited for him than that of a security officer. it would be perfect if he manages to guard the gates of Lijjat Papad Mahila Grih Udyog given that most attempts to breach the security would be made at locations with several women workers.

kokkeelaben - although i have not come up with a name for this occupation, this is human equivalent of a tear gas canister. you see a mob, you let them face kokkeespeak for the same effect.

just jesting. TGIF.





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