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Post by swapna Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:25 am

brie wrote:
I liked the photographs you once showed us of the real you. 

one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.

it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.

I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

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Post by Guest Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:54 am

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
I liked the photographs you once showed us of the real you. 

one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.

it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.

I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.
awwwwwww, hurt? want my kerchief? 

i'm proud of whatever i am. i rise I EAT RICE!

cctv footage of swapna at a beauty parlor, austin, texas, you're welcome. Dsc00510

with older:

cctv footage of swapna at a beauty parlor, austin, texas, you're welcome. Dsc00511

those were the days, sigh!

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Post by Guest Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:12 am

is that a bottle of beer or a bottle of coca cola?

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Post by Guest Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:23 am

an inbred bigot wrote wrote:one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.

it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!

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Post by swapna Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:52 pm

brie wrote:
an inbred bigot wrote wrote:[size=67]one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.[/size]

[size=67]it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.[/size]

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!
too late to play the victim, ch***ya darlin', or be deeply hurt on behalf of poor and middle-class people, after spending your last ten to fifteen years at this (and its predecessor) site to aggrandize yourself with crass displays of what you eat and drink (not what you yourself cook, which can be an exercise in creativity, and worthy of sharing), the indian glutton's equivalent of champagne and caviar.

the comparison I made of your juvenile attire in the photograph with that of a "negro" was a test, which you failed miserably. you failed because that comparison humiliated and devastated you, as it would most northpeepals, for that subject is the first one you've discussed or refuted, perhaps sarcastically, in earnest. the test was whether or not the comparison might make you cringe. it did. thank you being a subject.

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Post by seven Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:32 pm

brie wrote:
L. M. A. O. 

Can't stop laughing:))))))

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Post by seven Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:35 pm

swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
an inbred bigot wrote wrote:[size=67]one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.[/size]

[size=67]it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.[/size]

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!
too late to play the victim, ch***ya darlin', or be deeply hurt on behalf of poor and middle-class people, after spending your last ten to fifteen years at this (and its predecessor) site to aggrandize yourself with crass displays of what you eat and drink (not what you yourself cook, which can be an exercise in creativity, and worthy of sharing), the indian glutton's equivalent of champagne and caviar.

the comparison I made of your juvenile attire in the photograph with that of a "negro" was a test, which you failed miserably. you failed because that comparison humiliated and devastated you, as it would most northpeepals, for that subject is the first one you've discussed or refuted, perhaps sarcastically, in earnest. the test was whether or not the comparison might make you cringe. it did. thank you being a subject.
Why are you getting so defensive?

Oh I know. You're angry. You're upset. Brie beat you with your own shoe. It's understandable.

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Post by Propagandhi711 Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:36 pm

brie wrote:
an inbred bigot wrote wrote:one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.

it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!


hahahahaaaa. so entertaining and funny. most of all, not lethally boring.

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Post by Propagandhi711 Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:41 pm

seven wrote:
swapna wrote:
brie wrote:
an inbred bigot wrote wrote:[size=67]one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.[/size]

[size=67]it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.[/size]

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!
too late to play the victim, ch***ya darlin', or be deeply hurt on behalf of poor and middle-class people, after spending your last ten to fifteen years at this (and its predecessor) site to aggrandize yourself with crass displays of what you eat and drink (not what you yourself cook, which can be an exercise in creativity, and worthy of sharing), the indian glutton's equivalent of champagne and caviar.

the comparison I made of your juvenile attire in the photograph with that of a "negro" was a test, which you failed miserably. you failed because that comparison humiliated and devastated you, as it would most northpeepals, for that subject is the first one you've discussed or refuted, perhaps sarcastically, in earnest. the test was whether or not the comparison might make you cringe. it did. thank you being a subject.
Why are you getting so defensive?

Oh I know. You're angry. You're upset. Brie beat you with your own shoe. It's understandable.

hahahaaaa. that was a beatdown alright. the old fart's gonna cry himself to sleep after reading econojournobrunners website and correcting random spellings. it helps him cope

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Post by swapna Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:34 pm

Propagandhi711 wrote:
brie wrote:
an inbred bigot wrote wrote:[size=62]one was of you in some cheap hotel in northindia, in horizontal position on a bed, hugging a tall bottle of cheap beer, wearimg an extra-long pair of shiny, 100%  polyester shorts and a drunken, idiotic grin, looking very much like a negro teenager.[/size]

[size=62]it was a fascinating but unintentional revelation of bad taste and inanity.[/size]

key takeaway:

one should feel mortified if one

- were negro
- drinking "cheap" beer

because "looking negro" and drinking cheap beer are "revelations of bad taste and inanity." now, " by taste," he can only by referring to beer (quite logical if you may), and, thus, looking negro is inane (quite logical if you may).

then this guy goes on to say,


the inbred bigot wrote:I remember that the chairs in that hotel room were made of plastic.

this closes rooms for speculations (on the guy's frame of mind). he clearly has disdain for poor and middle-class living conditions. he is used to highbrow living... caviar with chateau de cedre, on a private yacht off malibu, 4'4" (tall!) blonde by her side, matsutake mushrooms served with a ribeyed steak on a gold platter and kopi luwak to wind up the meal (TCH sambar with I EAT RICE already pre ordered to be served in room FOR the guy MUST rise tomorrow), and the grand finale - the private casino on the yacht where the guy can blow $$$ so that he can retire satisfied. 

friends, you will come across several such bigots who are also bastards. we are with one in e-life (this guy). you will encounter them in real life too (scary... i know). friends, get a licensed gun (maybe you don't need license in usa and this guy lives in usa), and shoot such bigots in the head. 2 people will die -- you and him. YET, the world will be a BETTER PLACE!


hahahahaaaa. so entertaining and funny. most of all, not lethally boring.
acute shortage of imaginative phrasing detected; "lethally boring" is my original phrase.

moreover, saying "he's not lethally boring" is akin to saying "huzafa chaprasi is not an idiot."

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Post by swapna Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:24 pm

letter to the editor.

sir,

on seeing the legs splayed out in front of the inebriated man who has mercifully attained horizontality, in a photograph posted in this thread, this curious reader wonders if all northpeepals are equipped with bent, mis-shapen legs.

- a southern indian zoologist.

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:19 am

swapna wrote:letter to the editor.

sir,

on seeing the legs splayed out in front of the inebriated man who has mercifully attained horizontality, in a photograph posted in this thread, this curious reader wonders if all northpeepals are equipped with bent, mis-shapen legs.

- a southern indian zoologist.
dear southern indian zoologist,

our publication does not entertain letters from "inane" looking people. please attach your photograph and resend.

editor.

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:43 am

hilarious OP... must say variations of it has happened to me, and also to my family when i walk down with combinations of stuff on face and hair...

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:43 am

swapna wrote:

too late to play the victim, ch***ya darlin', or be deeply hurt on behalf of poor and middle-class people, after spending your last ten to fifteen years at this (and its predecessor) site to aggrandize yourself with crass displays of what you eat and drink (not what you yourself cook, which can be an exercise in creativity, and worthy of sharing), the indian glutton's equivalent of champagne and caviar.

please correct this excessively long, run-on sentence (were you drunk or excited when you wrote this) and meet me after class tomorrow. 

- professor brie adams

p.s. indio, i am tired of having you in my class for the last five semesters. can you select a different lecturer next sem.? texas much, and as they say in your country, in advance.

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:47 am

Meghna Mathur wrote:hilarious OP... must say variations of it has happened to me, and also to my family when i walk down with combinations of stuff on face and hair...
cctv footage of swapna at a beauty parlor, austin, texas, you're welcome. Lol10

mehna, this post has sent me on a memory trip. i'll find some more photos of digha (2009) to post here for my (and readers's) pleasure.

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