Call to action: NRI patriots, unleash your moral outrage

by Merlot Daruwala Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:24 am

Dear non-cynical crusaders for change in India,

Day after day, there is news from your beloved country, of unprincipled attacks on Mahatma Anna and his team by the Empress and her evil agents, which makes one's blood boil and evokes our moral outrage.

The latest attack is on Mahatma Anna's prescription for solving the morally corrupting global scourge of alcoholism. As everyone knows, homosexuals, alcoholics and Queenbees can be cured of their sickness only through some good old-fashioned leather belt treatment. The efficacy of this was proved when the brave Ram Sene patriots bitch-slapped those corrupt, alcoholic women in Mangalore pubs a couple of years back. And yet, we see cynical status-quoists - undoubtedly goaded by the Evil Empress - attack even this.

Instead of admiring how Mahatma Anna magnanimously gives three warnings to those sinners - because they are his own people - before flogging them, the corrupt thieves (aka politicians) across the political spectrum have ganged up against our noble leader. To add insult to injury, the Empress' lickspittle spokesman likened Mahatma Annna to the Taliban! How dare he draw any comparison between Mahatma Anna -- noble winner of India's second freedom struggle, vanquisher-in-chief of corruption in India and in his capacity as patriot-in-chief, has undertaken to personally confront any Pakistani aggression -- with those filthy Muslim terrorists??

I urge you to focus, flex your pinkies, let forth the full extent of your moral outrage at these scurrilous attacks and rally to Mahatma Anna's aid. After all, corruption is not only about taking and giving bribes. Morality has to prevail in every aspect of our lives and alcohol is the supreme enemy in this third freedom struggle. Jai hind!

Your comrade in arms
Merlot

by Guest Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:47 am

MD u missed the [anna] beat alcoholics thread

by Merlot Daruwala Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:59 am

Haha..just saw that. But no, my steadfast devotion to Mahatma Anna's crusades don't come from these rather hilarious eccentricities. It's more to do with his self-righteousness and messiah complex.

by charvaka Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:29 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Dear non-cynical crusaders for change in India,

Day after day, there is news from your beloved country, of unprincipled attacks on Mahatma Anna and his team by the Empress and her evil agents, which makes one's blood boil and evokes our moral outrage.

The latest attack is on Mahatma Anna's prescription for solving the morally corrupting global scourge of alcoholism. As everyone knows, homosexuals, alcoholics and Queenbees can be cured of their sickness only through some good old-fashioned leather belt treatment. The efficacy of this was proved when the brave Ram Sene patriots bitch-slapped those corrupt, alcoholic women in Mangalore pubs a couple of years back. And yet, we see cynical status-quoists - undoubtedly goaded by the Evil Empress - attack even this.

Instead of admiring how Mahatma Anna magnanimously gives three warnings to those sinners - because they are his own people - before flogging them, the corrupt thieves (aka politicians) across the political spectrum have ganged up against our noble leader. To add insult to injury, the Empress' lickspittle spokesman likened Mahatma Annna to the Taliban! How dare he draw any comparison between Mahatma Anna -- noble winner of India's second freedom struggle, vanquisher-in-chief of corruption in India and in his capacity as patriot-in-chief, has undertaken to personally confront any Pakistani aggression -- with those filthy Muslim terrorists??

I urge you to focus, flex your pinkies, let forth the full extent of your moral outrage at these scurrilous attacks and rally to Mahatma Anna's aid. After all, corruption is not only about taking and giving bribes. Morality has to prevail in every aspect of our lives and alcohol is the supreme enemy in this third freedom struggle. Jai hind!

Your comrade in arms
Merlot

A tad high on the sarcasm, may be? The comparison of Anna to the Taliban is not off the mark.

by Merlot Daruwala Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am

charvaka wrote:A tad high on the sarcasm, may be? The comparison of Anna to the Taliban is not off the mark.

Sir, I'm shaken, stirred, shocked and appalled at your betrayal of Mahatma Anna. If even you, non-cynical harbinger of change, desert our great leader just when he's launching his third freedom struggle and start echoing the abominable statements of the evil Empress' running dogs, then there is truly no hope for us Indians in winning this new struggle.

Yours heartbrokenly,
Merlot

by The Absolute Zero Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:03 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
charvaka wrote:A tad high on the sarcasm, may be? The comparison of Anna to the Taliban is not off the mark.

Sir, I'm shaken, stirred, shocked and appalled at your betrayal of Mahatma Anna. If even you, non-cynical harbinger of change, desert our great leader just when he's launching his third freedom struggle and start echoing the abominable statements of the evil Empress' running dogs, then there is truly no hope for us Indians in winning this new struggle.

Yours heartbrokenly,
Merlot

Routine message missed by the great MD is to be inserted here.

Sir you must be the one who kicks puppies in face when come lovingly wagging their tails. Thank you. Yours routinely Merlot (Desi kind) Daruwalla

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