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by Hellsangel Fri May 18, 2012 4:14 pm
http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/18/11757211-depressed-people-spend-more-time-chatting-online?lite
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Re: Depressed people...
by Guest Sat May 19, 2012 11:40 am
here is a comprehensive list of symptoms that are early warning signs of depression:
- excessive chatting online accompanied with a reluctance to get on the net
- insomnia that might manifest as excessive sleeping
- weight gain
- weight loss
- diarrhea
- constipation
- a tendency to isolate oneself from social contact
- an excessively gregarious nature
- sometimes there might not be any symptoms: this is generally a good indicator of looming depression
treatments for depression:
- antidepressants
- mood stabilizers (lithium)
- suicide.
- ECT
- CBT
- DBT
- AZT
- TTT
- power yoga
- kundalini meditation
- bharatnatyam
- church of scientology
- dalai lama
- bhagvad gita
how to get depression?
- send me a note. i guarantee you 100% depression in 4 weeks flat. full money back if not satisfied.
- excessive chatting online accompanied with a reluctance to get on the net
- insomnia that might manifest as excessive sleeping
- weight gain
- weight loss
- diarrhea
- constipation
- a tendency to isolate oneself from social contact
- an excessively gregarious nature
- sometimes there might not be any symptoms: this is generally a good indicator of looming depression
treatments for depression:
- antidepressants
- mood stabilizers (lithium)
- suicide.
- ECT
- CBT
- DBT
- AZT
- TTT
- power yoga
- kundalini meditation
- bharatnatyam
- church of scientology
- dalai lama
- bhagvad gita
how to get depression?
- send me a note. i guarantee you 100% depression in 4 weeks flat. full money back if not satisfied.
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MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: Depressed people...
by Guest Sat May 19, 2012 12:11 pm
max, the honest answer, from my limited experience, is that if it works for you then it is a treatment.
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Re: Depressed people...
by Petrichor Sat May 19, 2012 12:20 pm
Whatever works!
Best treatment: Woody Allen
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Join date : 2012-04-10
Re: Depressed people...
by Idéfix Sat May 19, 2012 10:42 pm
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:here is a comprehensive list of symptoms that are early warning signs of depression:
- excessive chatting online accompanied with a reluctance to get on the net
- insomnia that might manifest as excessive sleeping
- weight gain
- weight loss
- diarrhea
- constipation
- a tendency to isolate oneself from social contact
- an excessively gregarious nature
- sometimes there might not be any symptoms: this is generally a good indicator of looming depression
treatments for depression:
- antidepressants
- mood stabilizers (lithium)
- suicide.
- ECT
- CBT
- DBT
- AZT
- TTT
- power yoga
- kundalini meditation
- bharatnatyam
- church of scientology
- dalai lama
- bhagvad gita
how to get depression?
- send me a note. i guarantee you 100% depression in 4 weeks flat. full money back if not satisfied.
PS: LOL, vee.
Idéfix- Posts : 8808
Join date : 2012-04-26
Location : Berkeley, CA
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