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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:00 pm

Dr. PBUH had created a system in which a horny soldier can marry a woman while he is on a pieceful campaign. Here is a modern twist to this pious practice:

http://www.ndtv.com/article/cities/how-arabs-buy-wives-and-dump-them-in-a-few-weeks-310679?pfrom=home-topstories

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:09 pm

Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Dr. PBUH had created a system in which a horny soldier can marry a woman while he is on a pieceful campaign. Here is a modern twist to this pious practice:

http://www.ndtv.com/article/cities/how-arabs-buy-wives-and-dump-them-in-a-few-weeks-310679?pfrom=home-topstories

It is not right to criticize the Muslims following their holy book to the letter.

The Gay Maulanas of SuCH Merlot and Rashmunullah will get real, real upset, and don't incur their Fatwa.

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:20 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Dr. PBUH had created a system in which a horny soldier can marry a woman while he is on a pieceful campaign. Here is a modern twist to this pious practice:

http://www.ndtv.com/article/cities/how-arabs-buy-wives-and-dump-them-in-a-few-weeks-310679?pfrom=home-topstories

It is not right to criticize the Muslims following their holy book to the letter.

The Gay Maulanas of SuCH Merlot and Rashmunullah will get real, real upset, and don't incur their Fatwa.

Uppili the Poopili, a very good morning to you. Also, how long do you think you are going to keep pooping?

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:27 pm

Religion and 'rules' are only for the middle class. The rich and the poor has no respect or room for it in their lives.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:28 pm

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Uppili the Poopili, a very good morning to you. Also, how long do you think you are going to keep pooping?

As long as you keep following me (read my posts) and are ready to clean.

Thanks for reading my post.

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:41 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Uppili the Poopili, a very good morning to you. Also, how long do you think you are going to keep pooping?

As long as you keep following me (read my posts) and are ready to clean.

Thanks for reading my post.

Uppili the Poopili its amusing to see you wallowing in your own poop.
Also, instead of cleaning your butt i would prefer to kick it.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:43 pm

Rashmun wrote:

Also, instead of cleaning your butt i would prefer to kick it.

That statement reads like you are doing the former though you prefer the latter.
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:44 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:

Also, instead of cleaning your butt i would prefer to kick it.

That statement reads like you are doing the former though you prefer the latter.

The above statement reads like you have been cleaning up poop at some point of time in your life which is why you interpreted my statement the way you did.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:46 pm

Rashmun wrote:


The above statement reads like you have been cleaning up poop at some point of time in your life which is why you interpreted my statement the way you did.

You are now getting upset and angry. What happened to your resolution?
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:48 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:


The above statement reads like you have been cleaning up poop at some point of time in your life which is why you interpreted my statement the way you did.

You are now getting upset and angry. What happened to your resolution?

Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:49 pm

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Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:52 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!

I did not realize that you are mentally disturbed and having to take medications for your abnormal mental condition. No doubt that is why you think i should be doing what you are doing yourself.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:54 pm

Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!

I did not realize that you are mentally disturbed and having to take medications for your abnormal mental condition. No doubt that is why you think i should be doing what you are doing yourself.

Ha ha ha! Looks like one flew over the cuckoo's nest!
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:56 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!

I did not realize that you are mentally disturbed and having to take medications for your abnormal mental condition. No doubt that is why you think i should be doing what you are doing yourself.

Ha ha ha! Looks like one I flew over the cuckoo's nest!

--> We all know that you flew over the cuckoo's nest. It is time now to calm down and take your meds regularly.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:57 pm

Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Far from being angry and upset i am just having some fun with you and Uppili the Poopili.

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!

I did not realize that you are mentally disturbed and having to take medications for your abnormal mental condition. No doubt that is why you think i should be doing what you are doing yourself.

Ha ha ha! Looks like one I flew over the cuckoo's nest!

--> We all know that you flew over the cuckoo's nest. It is time now to calm down and take your meds regularly.

So nice to see that you have not let go of your compulsion to have the last word.
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:58 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Rashmun wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:

Perhaps you have finally started taking your OCD meds regularly!

I did not realize that you are mentally disturbed and having to take medications for your abnormal mental condition. No doubt that is why you think i should be doing what you are doing yourself.

Ha ha ha! Looks like one I flew over the cuckoo's nest!

--> We all know that you flew over the cuckoo's nest. It is time now to calm down and take your meds regularly.

So nice to see that you have not let go of your compulsion to have the last word.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:59 pm

Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:00 pm

Hellsangel wrote:Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:06 pm

Hellsangel wrote:Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!

When his mind is constipated, he dots.

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:08 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!

When his mind is constipated, he dots.

Uppili the Poopili, welcome back to this thread.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:08 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!

When his mind is constipated, he dots.

Getting him to dot is too easy. It is, as the phrase goes, like taking candy from a baby.
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:09 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:Another day! Another dot! Sometimes lots of dots!

When his mind is constipated, he dots.

Getting him to dot is too easy. It is, as the phrase goes, like taking candy from a baby.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:10 pm

And he is so boringly predictable. As soon as he saw that, he changed it to another character.
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:11 pm

Hellsangel wrote:And he is so boringly predictable. As soon as he saw that, he changed it to another character.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:14 pm

And he is so easily manipulated. Now he changes it back again.
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:14 pm

Hellsangel wrote:And he is so easily manipulated. Now he changes it back again.

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:16 pm

Hellsangel wrote:And he is so easily manipulated. Now he changes it back again.

His OQ (Originality Quotient) is a 9.

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Post by Hellsangel Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:16 pm

Ha ha ha! Now he is trying too hard!
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:17 pm

Hellsangel wrote:Ha ha ha! Now he is trying too hard!

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Post by Rishi Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:09 pm

Over a month-long operation, Kranti Vibhute posed as a would-be bride and Bhupen Patel as her friend trying to help her get the deal. They found that these deal brokers, prostitutes and Qazis have been running this business quite explicitly.

What happened to Kranti? Was she married to any Arab? How did she wiggle out of the phoney marriage before it was consummated?

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Post by Vakavaka Pakapaka Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:35 pm

Why don't you send her an email?

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