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WITH APOLOGIES TO XX, including blondes
by garam_kuta Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:02 pm
Pliss to add, folks
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending
each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15
years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in
a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your ef..ing Ferrari then?
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A ventriloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar, when one
of his audience, a young blonde lady, stands up and complains. 'I've heard
just about enough of your lousy blonde jokes!' she shouts. 'What makes
you think you can stereotype women in this way? What does a person's hair
colour have to do with their worth as a human being?'
The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to apologize. The blonde interrupts, 'Stay out of it, mister! I'm talking to
the little bast**d on your knee!'
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending
each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15
years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in
a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your ef..ing Ferrari then?
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A ventriloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar, when one
of his audience, a young blonde lady, stands up and complains. 'I've heard
just about enough of your lousy blonde jokes!' she shouts. 'What makes
you think you can stereotype women in this way? What does a person's hair
colour have to do with their worth as a human being?'
The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to apologize. The blonde interrupts, 'Stay out of it, mister! I'm talking to
the little bast**d on your knee!'
garam_kuta- Posts : 3768
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