You, sir, are fucked in the head

by Idéfix Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:10 pm

Colbert on the NRA: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/422753/january-09-2013/gun-control-backlash

by goodcitizn Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:29 am

Hilarious Colbert Report! You, sir, are fucked in the head 3077217049

I loved the comment that we shouldn't blame guns for gun violence. Guns are the victims here! Its like saying we shouldn't blame rapists for rapes. They are the victims. We should put armed guards around women and Congress should pay for it!

by Merlot Daruwala Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:23 am

goodcitizn wrote:Hilarious Colbert Report! I loved the comment that we shouldn't blame guns for gun violence. Guns are the victims here! Its like saying we shouldn't blame rapists for rapes.

Just as you can't blame penises for rapes, you shouldn't blame guns. People rape and kill. Not penises or guns.

by goodcitizn Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:36 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
goodcitizn wrote:Hilarious Colbert Report! I loved the comment that we shouldn't blame guns for gun violence. Guns are the victims here! Its like saying we shouldn't blame rapists for rapes.

Just as you can't blame penises for rapes, you shouldn't blame guns. People rape and kill. Not penises or guns.

Yes, better analogy.

by Idéfix Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:42 am

If penises could fire a hundred rounds a minute without reloading, I suspect there might be many more rapes, without any other changes to the substance called "people."

by southindian Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:38 am

panini press wrote:If penises could fire a hundred rounds a minute without reloading, I suspect there might be many more rapes, without any other changes to the substance called "people."

You mean if there were assault penises there would more rapes? Learn from nature...it made those weapons single load (in most people).

by Propagandhi711 Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:24 am

panini press wrote:If penises could fire a hundred rounds a minute without reloading, I suspect there might be many more rapes, without any other changes to the substance called "people."

penises have no place in the modern world. we have test tube conception and internet porn so penis just has no place or relevancy in the hands of the common man. moreover studies show that if you are in possession of a penis, the chances are the other person might just take it into their own hands and shoot you with it after shaking it vigorously. govmint should just take them away. look at all the enlightened european countries - they have no penises and they're doing just fine.

especially the multiple firing penises, we must restrict them severely. they're causing untold damage to vaginas.

by MaxEntropy_Man Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:10 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:
panini press wrote:If penises could fire a hundred rounds a minute without reloading, I suspect there might be many more rapes, without any other changes to the substance called "people."

penises have no place in the modern world. we have test tube conception and internet porn so penis just has no place or relevancy in the hands of the common man. moreover studies show that if you are in possession of a penis, the chances are the other person might just take it into their own hands and shoot you with it after shaking it vigorously. govmint should just take them away. look at all the enlightened european countries - they have no penises and they're doing just fine.

especially the multiple firing penises, we must restrict them severely. they're causing untold damage to vaginas.

the purpose of a penis is pleasure, procreation, and excretion.

the purpose of a gun is ending life.

by Propagandhi711 Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:13 am

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:
Propagandhi711 wrote:
panini press wrote:If penises could fire a hundred rounds a minute without reloading, I suspect there might be many more rapes, without any other changes to the substance called "people."

penises have no place in the modern world. we have test tube conception and internet porn so penis just has no place or relevancy in the hands of the common man. moreover studies show that if you are in possession of a penis, the chances are the other person might just take it into their own hands and shoot you with it after shaking it vigorously. govmint should just take them away. look at all the enlightened european countries - they have no penises and they're doing just fine.

especially the multiple firing penises, we must restrict them severely. they're causing untold damage to vaginas.

the purpose of a penis is pleasure, procreation, and excretion.

the purpose of a gun is ending life.

the real purpose of penis is to inflict pain on women, make them expand their vaginas, damage their figures via childbirth etc. penises have been used throughout the history to oppress women. there is plenty of feminist literature on this. it's a loathsome, loathsome tool that mankind has used in a particularly rough manner. what is the weapon the rapists in delhi used? 5 penises and 1 iron bar. what is the main weapon used by marauding armies throughout history to subjugate their conquered? that's right, mass penises. why the impact of genghiz army's penises still reverberates today. it's a dreadful weapon that's been used for real bad purposes. least but not the least, what is the main reason for global warming? that's right, penis. without penis there wouldnt be 6 or 7 billion of humans, and subsequent global warming and irrecoverable damage to the planet. enlightened govmints would do well to ban them right away.

the purpose of guns is for liberation of mankind from tyranny. how many countries over the past 200 yrs won their freedom by the gun? too many.

it all depends on the perspective.

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