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Marathadi-Saamiyaar
pravalika nanda
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they won't have you
so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know
15. a critical care attd i know
16. a card attd i know
17. diane keaton
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know
15. a critical care attd i know
16. a card attd i know
17. diane keaton
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know
15. a critical care attd i know
16. a card attd i know
17. diane keaton
Really? when did she come back to this world?
Technically, all of them are sleeping around. So the only option is to sleep around with #15, 16, 17. Who cares if someone is married - that too, when you are in the same league as Sr Devi, an tina Munim?
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 110
Re: they won't have you
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know
15. a critical care attd i know
16. a card attd i know
17. diane keaton
Really? when did she come back to this world?
** oh shit, that's funny!! i didn't know she was dead. people talk about her as if she was still alive.
Technically, all of them are sleeping around. So the only option is to sleep around with #15, 16, 17. Who cares if someone is married - that too, when you are in the same league as Sr Devi, an tina Munim?
** they're my attendings, and they are women, and i'm heterosexual and sleeping around is quite easy to do and totally uninteresting to me.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
[quote="Vidya Bagchi"]who is trisha?
and vidya balan got married last month.
warning: my pedestrian taste.
https://such.forumotion.com/post?p=77344&mode=quote
and vidya balan got married last month.
warning: my pedestrian taste.
https://such.forumotion.com/post?p=77344&mode=quote
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing.....
I'm confused. For single and smashing women, Valentine's Day becomes a celebration of their immense popularity, with all their various suitors vying with each other for their attentions and company that evening.
Why would this be so sickening and terrible??
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: they won't have you
Merlot Daruwala wrote:pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing.....
I'm confused. For single and smashing women, Valentine's Day becomes a celebration of their immense popularity, with all their various suitors vying with each other for their attentions and company that evening.
Why would this be so sickening and terrible??
** merlot, if you really want to help, you should just add more names to my list. valentine's day is not nice. when i was in high school, everyone else would get ten roses, i would get one - it was because most boys were overwhelmed by my beauty. in adulthood, valentine's day is about spending time with your partner or spouse. chocolate, viagra, and etoh sales go up. some old people will foolishly have sex that day after not having exerted themselves all year long and could end up in the hospital with heart attacks costing the govt and innocent tax-payers like me a lot of money.
** in india, it's a bit different. diffident indian men will use this day to send flowers to the girls (cuz indian men do not chase women) they like, and the girls keep count but here it's about established relationships, cuz men in america don't need an occasion to ask a woman out.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
pravalika nanda wrote:
** merlot, if you really want to help, you should just add more names to my list. valentine's day is not nice. when i was in high school, everyone else would get ten roses, i would get one - it was because most boys were overwhelmed by my beauty. in adulthood, valentine's day is about spending time with your partner or spouse. chocolate, viagra, and etoh sales go up. some old people will foolishly have sex that day after not having exerted themselves all year long and could end up in the hospital with heart attacks costing the govt and innocent tax-payers like me a lot of money.
** in india, it's a bit different. diffident indian men will use this day to send flowers to the girls (cuz indian men do not chase women) they like, and the girls keep count but here it's about established relationships, cuz men in america don't need an occasion to ask a woman out.
India 1992 ?
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 110
Re: they won't have you
i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)
15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)
16. a card attd i know (my age)
17. diane keaton[/quote]
18. sandra bullock
19. condoleeza rice
20. tyra banks
21. katie holmes
22. emmy noether (currently dead from septic shock)
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)
15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)
16. a card attd i know (my age)
17. diane keaton[/quote]
18. sandra bullock
19. condoleeza rice
20. tyra banks
21. katie holmes
22. emmy noether (currently dead from septic shock)
Last edited by pravalika nanda on Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:09 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : ...)
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
add emmy noether to your list.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
Join date : 2011-04-28
Re: they won't have you
** she's kind of fat but she helps to balance the increasing ditziness of my list. she's in!MaxEntropy_Man wrote:add emmy noether to your list.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
18. sandra bullockpravalika nanda wrote:i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)
15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)
16. a card attd i know (my age)
17. diane keaton
19. condoleeza rice
20. tyra banks
21. katie holmes
22. emmy noether (currently dead from septic shock)[/quote]
can we check their single and their sleeping status in 2 years?
southindian- Posts : 4643
Join date : 2012-10-08
Re: they won't have you
18. sandra bullockpravalika nanda wrote:i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:
1. me
2. sushmita sen
3. katherine hepburn
4. kathryn bigelow
5. padmalakshmi
6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)
7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)
8. rekha
9. preity zinta
10. trisha
11. vidya balan
12. jennifer aniston
14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)
15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)
16. a card attd i know (my age)
17. diane keaton
19. condoleeza rice
20. tyra banks
21. katie holmes
22. emmy noether (currently dead from septic shock)
23. kamala harris (so so so beautiful, elegant and accomplished)..thank you, maria
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
Join date : 2011-07-14
Re: they won't have you
I am glad I checked this thread!
You are welcome, single and smashing (I assume!) Pravalika.
Good Night!
You are welcome, single and smashing (I assume!) Pravalika.
Good Night!
Maria S- Posts : 2879
Join date : 2011-12-31
Re: they won't have you
pravalika nanda wrote:
23. kamala harris (so so so beautiful, elegant and accomplished)..thank you, maria
Whattt... She is dark and speaks Tamil. How could you ?
Marathadi-Saamiyaar- Posts : 17675
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 110
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