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Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:42 am
Puneri Kaka (unkil) arrives at the petrol pump, pushing his two-wheeler. Looks at the rate displayed (71 per litre) and wipes the sweat off his forehead not just because it is hot out there.
Attendant - How much?
Puneri Kaka - Just sprinkle worth 10 rupees over the vehicle. I have a matchbox in my pocket.
Attendant -
Attendant - How much?
Puneri Kaka - Just sprinkle worth 10 rupees over the vehicle. I have a matchbox in my pocket.
Attendant -
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by confuzzled dude Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:29 pm
Another Brick wrote:Puneri Kaka (unkil) arrives at the petrol pump, pushing his two-wheeler. Looks at the rate displayed (71 per litre) and wipes the sweat off his forehead not just because it is hot out there.
Attendant - How much?
Puneri Kaka - Just sprinkle worth 10 rupees over the vehicle. I have a matchbox in my pocket.
Attendant -
This probably will force him go back to public transportation, which isn't a bad thing in a country like India,
way too many vehicles on the streets.
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Guest Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:45 am
Another Brick wrote:Puneri Kaka (unkil) arrives at the petrol pump, pushing his two-wheeler. Looks at the rate displayed (71 per litre) and wipes the sweat off his forehead not just because it is hot out there.
Attendant - How much?
Puneri Kaka - Just sprinkle worth 10 rupees over the vehicle. I have a matchbox in my pocket.
Attendant -
Start a series of Puneri kaka's dry, acrebic witticism...
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:23 am
a couple of lines in a tea-joint run by puneri kaka -
graahak bhagwan hota hai. lekin bhagwan kabhi udhaar nahi maangte.
arthaat
customer is god. but remember, god never asks for credit.
graahak bhagwan hota hai. lekin bhagwan kabhi udhaar nahi maangte.
arthaat
customer is god. but remember, god never asks for credit.
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by doofus_maximus Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:25 am
confuzzled dude wrote:Another Brick wrote:Puneri Kaka (unkil) arrives at the petrol pump, pushing his two-wheeler. Looks at the rate displayed (71 per litre) and wipes the sweat off his forehead not just because it is hot out there.
Attendant - How much?
Puneri Kaka - Just sprinkle worth 10 rupees over the vehicle. I have a matchbox in my pocket.
Attendant -
This probably will force him go back to public transportation, which isn't a bad thing in a country like India,
way too many vehicles on the streets.
really.. as opposed to the US where there are no vehicles on the road and everyone can drive humongous SUVs.
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Guest Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:01 pm
Another Brick wrote:a couple of lines in a tea-joint run by puneri kaka -
graahak bhagwan hota hai. lekin bhagwan kabhi udhaar nahi maangte.
arthaat
customer is god. but remember, god never asks for credit.
LOL
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:03 am
Tenant - kaka, kuchh karo. ghar me raatbhar chuhe naachte hai.
Puneri Kaka - to phir 150 ke bhaade me mallika sherawat naachegi?
Tenant -
Puneri Kaka - to phir 150 ke bhaade me mallika sherawat naachegi?
Tenant -
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Guest Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:53 am
Another Brick wrote:Tenant - kaka, kuchh karo. ghar me raatbhar chuhe naachte hai.
Puneri Kaka - to phir 150 ke bhaade me mallika sherawat naachegi?
Tenant -
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by FreeStyle Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:01 pm
nice jokes another brick
Once Chitales sweet shop(Chitale Bandhu is famous sweet stores in Pune) catches fire in the afternoon. The fire brigade comes to quell the fire, and the shop owner simply told the fire fighters-" its time for lunch, please come back when the shop opens at 4!"
(Joke reference is to the typical Punekar's reluctance to work in the afternoon. 1-4 all shops will be closed, and closed with proud boards displaying shop will be closed as its time for lunch and sleep)
Once Chitales sweet shop(Chitale Bandhu is famous sweet stores in Pune) catches fire in the afternoon. The fire brigade comes to quell the fire, and the shop owner simply told the fire fighters-" its time for lunch, please come back when the shop opens at 4!"
(Joke reference is to the typical Punekar's reluctance to work in the afternoon. 1-4 all shops will be closed, and closed with proud boards displaying shop will be closed as its time for lunch and sleep)
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:41 am
Napoleon with a stranger on a park bench and the stranger happens to be a punekar book seller.
Napoleon - you know, my friend, there is no such word as "impossible" in my dictionary.
Punekar - sorry, you should have checked the dictionary when you bought it. now i am not going to entertain any complaints.
Punekar dad and son
Punekar dad - son, back in the day, i used to carry only five ruppes in my pocket yet i could buy bread, milk, eggs and a chocolate.
Punekar son - ok, baba, but now there are CCTV cameras in those shops.
Napoleon - you know, my friend, there is no such word as "impossible" in my dictionary.
Punekar - sorry, you should have checked the dictionary when you bought it. now i am not going to entertain any complaints.
Punekar dad and son
Punekar dad - son, back in the day, i used to carry only five ruppes in my pocket yet i could buy bread, milk, eggs and a chocolate.
Punekar son - ok, baba, but now there are CCTV cameras in those shops.
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Guest Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:30 am
Another Brick wrote:Napoleon with a stranger on a park bench and the stranger happens to be a punekar book seller.
Napoleon - you know, my friend, there is no such word as "impossible" in my dictionary.
Punekar - sorry, you should have checked the dictionary when you bought it. now i am not going to entertain any complaints.
Punekar dad and son
Punekar dad - son, back in the day, i used to carry only five ruppes in my pocket yet i could buy bread, milk, eggs and a chocolate.
Punekar son - ok, baba, but now there are CCTV cameras in those shops.
So, Evvvwry Punekar son is really baap-ka-beta, eh?
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:04 am
stranger - uncle, i am new to the city. what is the best way of reaching Sassoon Hospital?
Puneri Kaka - i suggest you jump before that bus.
Puneri Kaka - i suggest you jump before that bus.
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by chameli Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:45 pm
you must be from pune or mumbai at best
making fun of ur own people ?
nice
PS pune people are that way though lol
making fun of ur own people ?
nice
PS pune people are that way though lol
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Re: Puneri Kaka
by Another Brick Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:49 am
puneri people are the rudest people in india and we punekars are proud of that.
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