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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Fri May 10, 2013 11:48 pm

External Affairs Minister Salman Khurshid's visit to China reaffirmed the consensus of the two neighbours to achieve win-win results despite attempts by Western media to drive a wedge between the two counties, Chinese media said on Friday.

India's foreign policy:

China: let is not protest the chinese as they could really butcher us as they are big.

Pakistan: Let us not criticize the Pakis as they could incite muslim jedists to explode more bombs in India and make muslims to vote against congress.

Bangladeshis: Let us not criticize Bangladesh, as they could make their illegals in India to vote against congress and also cause more explosions in NE.

Nepal: Let us not antagonize Nepal as their communist party will then openly oppose India and support China.

Sri Lanka: Let us not antagonize SL as it will make Sinhalese to retaliate against ealam Tamils, which will make Indian Tamils upset causing trouble for the COngress Gov. Besides, SL will side with Pakistan and Chinese.

Mauritius: Never antagonise this strategic Island nation as they will easily side with Pakistanis and give a base to China. Besides, the mauritius Govt. can let all the banking secrets out and reveal the loot of all Congressmen.

Bhutan: Let us not say anything bad about Bhutanese bcz they might realize tht they are an independent country and then side with China.

Lakshadweep: We should never mess with this Muslim island Government as they will side with Pakistan as they are very close. Even worse, they might side with Iran.

Andaman Nicobar: This strategic Island govt should be handled with velvet gloves as it is critical for shipping across Malacca Straits. God forbid the Chinese could blockade putting us in trouble.

Waitt.....wait... The GoI just now realized that the Andaman & Nocobar and Lakshadweep are not independent countries YET and still part of India....Thank God...we have at least a couple of friendly neighbors..

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