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a pun for bhenkatrao
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
what did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
fission chips
-- not mine.
fission chips
-- not mine.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
a thanglo-japanese pun:
the LIC building in madras once had a structural problem. a japanese civil engineer was hired to perform an analysis of the problem. his name -- nikumo nikado.
the LIC building in madras once had a structural problem. a japanese civil engineer was hired to perform an analysis of the problem. his name -- nikumo nikado.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
ha ha ha! sweet. original or from the net?Hellsangel wrote:I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It is syncing now.
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
what is common between short circuit and poramai?
wire-eriyardhu
bw- Posts : 2922
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
LOL! Hope you had a good vacation. I just returned this weekend after a fun ten days in Corolla, NC beach.bw wrote:goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
what is common between short circuit and poramai?
wire-eriyardhu
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?
A dosa-ill south indian
A dosa-ill south indian
Captain Bhankas- Posts : 676
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
goodcitizn wrote:LOL! Hope you had a good vacation. I just returned this weekend after a fun ten days in Corolla, NC beach.bw wrote:goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
what is common between short circuit and poramai?
wire-eriyardhu
nice! i had an enjoyable break as well.
here's another:
why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?
too much sax and violins.
bw- Posts : 2922
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
bw wrote:goodcitizn wrote:bw wrote:
here's another:
why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?
too much sax and violins.
Makes a nice homophone cryptic:
Wind and strings music for intimacy and blow up. (3, 3,
indophile- Posts : 4338
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?
A dosa-ill south indian
Idéfix- Posts : 8808
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
bw wrote:
here's another:
why did the censor board ban the jugalbandhi of kadri gopalnath and kunnakudi?
too much sax and violins.
LOL! Good one.
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
+1Idéfix wrote:Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?
A dosa-ill south indian
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
hahahahahaaahahhah OMGGGGGGGGGG hahahaaahah i missed this one. captain stop lol u on a roll today.goodcitizn wrote:+1Idéfix wrote:Captain Bhankas wrote:Q what do you call a south indian who becomes ill after eating paneer-stuffed dosai?
A dosa-ill south indian
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' -- from the internet.
Jebediah Mburuburu- Posts : 223
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
why can't heisenberg's operators live in the suburbs?
because they don't commute.
-- not mine.
because they don't commute.
-- not mine.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' -- from the internet.
hey, is this a pun: "I sulfur when you argon?"
thanks.
pravalika nanda- Posts : 2372
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
If Huzefa falls sick would he be inkapasitated?
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
bw wrote:goodcitizn wrote:Max reminded me of a couple of kadi jokes.
What is common between boxing and badhra kali?
Naak out.
What is common between communism and krishna jayanthi?
Kaal marks.
what is common between short circuit and poramai?
wire-eriyardhu
LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
LOL!
and one more which made me laugh for a long time
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
Impedimenta- Posts : 2791
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Impedimenta wrote:LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
LOL!
and one more which made me laugh for a long time
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
My favorite one is ... Thayiru yEn veLLaiya irukku? DhenOm thOikkarOm, adhan.
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Good one! It's a pun alright.pravalika nanda wrote:hey, is this a pun: "I sulfur when you argon?"
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
goodcitizn wrote:Impedimenta wrote:LOL! just saw this thread. this is from the tambrahm website
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
LOL!
and one more which made me laugh for a long time
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
My favorite one is ... Thayiru yEn veLLaiya irukku? DhenOm thOikkarOm, adhan.
what word has 1 G and 4 Ts?
originality.
bw- Posts : 2922
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
It's an annual iyer geekathon..runs 3 days at least like their weddings
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage. -- from the internet.
Oh... the met on internet and they married... I get it.
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Iyers don't suffer from gulti-conscience.Propagandhi711 wrote:It's an annual iyer geekathon..runs 3 days at least like their weddings
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
I'm trying to find a rope tying class, should I look for a knot for profit organization? -- from the internet.
Jebediah Mburuburu- Posts : 223
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Nice. "knot-for-profit" would have made it clearer.Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:I'm trying to find a rope tying class, should I look for a knot for profit organization? -- from the internet.
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Here's a punny limerick I wrote:
A puff adder in a forest remote
Couldn't hiss or hit a high note
When the snake died
Herpetologists pried
And discovered a frog in its throat
A puff adder in a forest remote
Couldn't hiss or hit a high note
When the snake died
Herpetologists pried
And discovered a frog in its throat
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Tomorrow we start anew with muscular language and regional confrontations with veiled and twice veiled barbs, incomprehensible points, diversions, obfuscations and semantic jerkoffathans. Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
neutron walks into a bar and says to the barkeep, "how much for a beer?". "for you no charge" says the barkeep.
-- not mine
-- not mine
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Energy from urine (enough to charge a cell phone) is green energy.
indophile- Posts : 4338
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Propagandhi711 wrote:As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Tomorrow we start anew with muscular language and regional confrontations with veiled and twice veiled barbs, incomprehensible points, diversions, obfuscations and semantic jerkoffathans. Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume
LOL
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.
Jebediah Mburuburu- Posts : 223
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
100 times:Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:100 times:Jebediah Mburuburu wrote:please buy our pizza. we need the dough. -- sign in a pizza restaurant.
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
we knead the dough
.
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k now it is punny.
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Another limmick of mine:
At the Round Table the King was mad
The Knight in Shining Armor was itching bad
He said it wasn't Phyllis
Who gave him syphillis
Surmised, "It was the athr gall'ahad"
At the Round Table the King was mad
The Knight in Shining Armor was itching bad
He said it wasn't Phyllis
Who gave him syphillis
Surmised, "It was the athr gall'ahad"
goodcitizn- Posts : 3263
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
HK: Did you see my pun on your handle earlier?
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
oh, the best, very nice.garam_kuta wrote:
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
ha ha ha! brilliant! made me smile. you have a flair GC.goodcitizn wrote:If Huzefa falls sick would he be inkapasitated?
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Propagandhi711 wrote:As the 3 day iyer festivities draw to a close, they must be deemed a success. It had gone a long way in healing the rift between traditionalists and the heretics, the twice born and once inducted honorary members(popular vote not taken). Thank you all for attending and it's my pleasure to announce phlegmy's hon membership has been restored after payment of a nominal fee and a veiled slap on the wrist and implicit understanding by all in attendance that the ingratiation shall resume
roflllllll
Captain Bhankas- Posts : 676
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
truthseeker - "WTF is this thread? i don't see the pint."
Captain Bhankas- Posts : 676
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
Q. What did the musician say after the concert?
A. I will be Bach
A. I will be Bach
nevada- Posts : 1831
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
andheri raat me diya tere haath me
Captain Bhankas- Posts : 676
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
spotted this outside a wool shop on newbury st, boston:
did ewe know about the benefits of cashmere?
did ewe know about the benefits of cashmere?
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
how did the bouncers at the shoossh bar react when montyP unloaded the full monty on them?
they were pissed!
this whole monty fiasco has great pun potential.
they were pissed!
this whole monty fiasco has great pun potential.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Re: a pun for bhenkatrao
One might call it another Monty Python show.MaxEntropy_Man wrote:how did the bouncers at the shoossh bar react when montyP unloaded the full monty on them?
they were pissed!
this whole monty fiasco has great pun potential.
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