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by Guest Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:50 pm
Meanwhile some good old read...
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Anderson's fingertips." - Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
- PJ O'Rourke
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home."
- Ken Hammond.
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
- Brendan Francis
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
- Edgar Wallace
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
- Bob Rubin
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."
- Les Dawson
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
- Woody Allen
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
- Woody Allen
"Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."
- Bob Hope
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
- Bernard Manning.
"A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man."
- Mignon McLaughlin
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Anderson's fingertips." - Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
- PJ O'Rourke
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home."
- Ken Hammond.
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
- Brendan Francis
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
- Edgar Wallace
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
- Bob Rubin
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."
- Les Dawson
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
- Woody Allen
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
- Woody Allen
"Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."
- Bob Hope
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
- Bernard Manning.
"A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man."
- Mignon McLaughlin
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Re: Meanwhile
by garam_kuta Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:32 pm
Meghna Mathur wrote:Meanwhile some good old read...
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
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"A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man."
- Mignon McLaughlin
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