KK T, our very own Swapna (note the sp.), leans over and asks babbi, our ver own Roshniamma, "Do you remember the time you did susu in the jungle and i mentioned it in Sulekha? Jungle Book is playing in the theaters... wanna watch? you and me?"

You are fucking disgusting, mutters Roshniamma.

KK T, our very own Swapna (note the sp.), leans over a bit more and whispers to our very own babbi, Roshniamma, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago, when we were still married? We went behind the village hotel where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you?"

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Thomas, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

Il Professore, sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

KK T and babbi walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support and aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the hotel and make their way to the fence. Babbi, our very own Roshniamma, lifts her skirt and KK T drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, KK T moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that Il Professore has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

Il Professore is amazed. Dang! this is better than poochd eggs with salmon steak, he thinks. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, KK T and babbi, our very own Roshniamma, struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. Il Professore is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask KK T what his secret is, a new-world trick?

So, as the two pass, Il Professore whispers to KK T (in tamizh), "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, KK T is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Hahaha

brie wrote:KK T, our very own Swapna (note the sp.), leans over and asks babbi, our ver own Roshniamma, "Do you remember the time you did susu in the jungle and i mentioned it in Sulekha? Jungle Book is playing in the theaters... wanna watch? you and me?"

You are fucking disgusting, mutters Roshniamma.

KK T, our very own Swapna (note the sp.), leans over a bit more and whispers to our very own babbi, Roshniamma, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago, when we were still married? We went behind the village hotel where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you?"

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Thomas, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

Il Professore, sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

KK T and babbi walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support and aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the hotel and make their way to the fence. Babbi, our very own Roshniamma, lifts her skirt and KK T drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, KK T moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that Il Professore has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

Il Professore is amazed. Dang! this is better than poochd eggs with salmon steak, he thinks. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, KK T and babbi, our very own Roshniamma, struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. Il Professore is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask KK T what his secret is, a new-world trick?

So, as the two pass, Il Professore whispers to KK T (in tamizh), "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, KK T is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

lol - i bet he wouldn't have understood that! remember, he may be from tambaram, and a wannabe tambram, but certainly is not a tambram