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The Dancer
by Hellsangel Fri May 06, 2016 12:32 pm
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"
Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"
Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
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Re: The Dancer
by seven Fri May 06, 2016 12:46 pm
Not embarrassed enough to not draw for more attention that he needed to.
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Re: The Dancer
by MaxEntropy_Man Fri May 06, 2016 12:52 pm
Jokes aside, this is a come to Jesus moment in American politics and it's no wonder so many prominent and sensible elders in your party have said they won't vote for the demagogue. And some have said they'll vote for Hillary. I understand there's much to hate about her, no sense denying that, but in the final analysis this is the choice we must make. I hope people like you see the light. If the shoe was on the other foot I'd do the same although it's difficult to think of a recent Democratic presidential candidate who was a hate mongering demagogue.
Eta: : Al Sharpton comes to mind, but his candidacy was dead on arrival.
Eta: : Al Sharpton comes to mind, but his candidacy was dead on arrival.
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Re: The Dancer
by Hellsangel Sat May 07, 2016 6:26 pm
Comment from a Republican that I saw today: She is Nixon in a pantsuit.
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Re: The Dancer
by MaxEntropy_Man Sat May 07, 2016 8:35 pm
Hellsangel wrote:Comment from a Republican that I saw today: She is Nixon in a pantsuit.
why?
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