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breaking news!!!!!
hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
Join date : 2011-04-28
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Looks like Il Professore needs some Tums.
Hellsangel- Posts : 14721
Join date : 2011-04-28
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"return," not "return back";MaxEntropy_Man wrote:hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
"whence," not "from whence";
"gold-plated office," not "gold plated office."
swapna- Posts : 1951
Join date : 2013-11-27
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As expected, a patently unfunny passage from the professor and this time, with glaring grammar mistakes as well. To feel better, you can watch the video of her opening a can on Jimmy Kimmel's show.
silvermani- Posts : 1631
Join date : 2014-01-18
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swapna wrote:"return," not "return back";MaxEntropy_Man wrote:hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
"whence," not "from whence";
"gold-plated office," not "gold plated office."
"from whence" -- if it is an error, i am happy to be in the company of graham greene.
eta: and the bard, apparently!
Let them be whipp'd through every market town till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. — Shakespeare, Henry VI, part 2, 1592
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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MaxEntropy_Man wrote:swapna wrote:"return," not "return back";MaxEntropy_Man wrote:hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
"whence," not "from whence";
"gold-plated office," not "gold plated office."
"from whence" -- if it is an error, i am happy to be in the company of graham greene.
eta: and the bard, apparently!Let them be whipp'd through every market town till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. — Shakespeare, Henry VI, part 2, 1592
With "return back" also you have plenty of company. They are not eminent people, however.
silvermani- Posts : 1631
Join date : 2014-01-18
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silvermani wrote:MaxEntropy_Man wrote:swapna wrote:"return," not "return back";MaxEntropy_Man wrote:hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
"whence," not "from whence";
"gold-plated office," not "gold plated office."
"from whence" -- if it is an error, i am happy to be in the company of graham greene.
eta: and the bard, apparently!Let them be whipp'd through every market town till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. — Shakespeare, Henry VI, part 2, 1592
With "return back" also you have plenty of company. They are not eminent people, however.
it is customary to only address things one does not agree with. it is implicit that i accepted the other two errors pointed out by swapna.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
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Forget about Hillary and Trump. My vote is for a leader who can spell-check the writings of the secretaries of state, defense, interior, etc.. I nominate swapna for the presidency (so that people will be forced to turn to God for saving Amrika).
Vakavaka Pakapaka- Posts : 7611
Join date : 2012-08-24
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Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Forget about Hillary and Trump. My vote is for a leader who can spell-check the writings of the secretaries of state, defense, interior, etc.. I nominate swapna for the presidency (so that people will be forced to turn to God for saving Amrika).
Sorry, he is disqualified
silvermani- Posts : 1631
Join date : 2014-01-18
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silvermani wrote:Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Forget about Hillary and Trump. My vote is for a leader who can spell-check the writings of the secretaries of state, defense, interior, etc.. I nominate swapna for the presidency (so that people will be forced to turn to God for saving Amrika).
Sorry, he is disqualified
err...sorry?
garam_kuta- Posts : 3768
Join date : 2011-05-18
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Vakavaka Pakapaka wrote:Forget about Hillary and Trump. My vote is for a leader who can spell-check the writings of the secretaries of state, defense, interior, etc.. I nominate swapna for the presidency (so that people will be forced to turn to God for savingAmrika)'Merica.
saar, 'Merica, it is.
garam_kuta- Posts : 3768
Join date : 2011-05-18
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the company he has is mostly in india.silvermani wrote:MaxEntropy_Man wrote:swapna wrote:"return," not "return back";MaxEntropy_Man wrote:hillary accidentally banged her shin against a banister in her house and inflamed it mildly. this required taking two whole aspirins. however, she is keeping up with her punishing travel and campaign schedule. meanwhile, orangeboy left home on his plush plane to campaign in connecticut this morning where he is hoping to win by a landslide. he will return back to his gaudy, gold plated office chair by noon from whence he is expected to make shocking revelations about hillary's aspirins. he'll finish that by two pm after which he will go out to an early bird dinner at the local applebees where he is expected to have milk and cookies with melania, and bed by 5 pm, after taking out his dentures of course.
"whence," not "from whence";
"gold-plated office," not "gold plated office."
"from whence" -- if it is an error, i am happy to be in the company of graham greene.
eta: and the bard, apparently!Let them be whipp'd through every market town till they come to Berwick, from whence they came. — Shakespeare, Henry VI, part 2, 1592
With "return back" also you have plenty of company.
swapna- Posts : 1951
Join date : 2013-11-27
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silvermani wrote:As expected, a patently unfunny passage from the professor and this time, with glaring grammar mistakes as well. To feel better, you can watch the video of her opening a can on Jimmy Kimmel's show.
returned back is not a grammatical error. at best it's redundant.
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
Join date : 2011-04-28
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Dragging this boring thread further is as redundant as beating a dead horse. Next topic, please!MaxEntropy_Man wrote:silvermani wrote:As expected, a patently unfunny passage from the professor and this time, with glaring grammar mistakes as well. To feel better, you can watch the video of her opening a can on Jimmy Kimmel's show.
returned back is not a grammatical error. at best it's redundant.
silvermani- Posts : 1631
Join date : 2014-01-18
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