Since rape is the flavor of choice for this board these days....

http://www.explosm.net/comics/519/

be honest - have you ever raped/molested any non-animal humans? we dont need to belabor the point about sexy stray goats, cows (non-human kind) etc

Bittu, did you know that the 5 Bittus also tried to run over that woman they raped in the moving bus?

Propagandhi711 wrote:be honest - have you ever raped/molested any non-animal humans? we dont need to belabor the point about sexy stray goats, cows (non-human kind) etc

Hell yeah. I can think of a few "abnormal/aberrant" behaviors I have exhibited towards chix during my growing up years in India.

1. To my friends in college, I was known as Gropeshwar. I would bunk classes to hop into buses plying the college route in Chandigarh, just to rub up against hotties and get my grope on. I got poked with a safety pin ONE time but I never got slapped or anything.

2. A couple of friends and myself would loiter outside an Arts center on campus. That's a place the hotties would frequent. No idea what went on *inside* the Arts center coz we never went in. Anyway, when a 'suitable candidate' came out and got into a rickshaw to go home, we would get on our bikes and escort her home. Along the way, we would sing suggestive bollywood songs with double meanings and watch for her reaction. If she was coy or if she smiled, GAME ON.

3. One time the 2nd year Math paper got leaked. I went to the girls hostel and talked to a few girls to see if they would be interested in buying the leaked paper. Some agreed and offered Rs. 50 for it. I offered to waive the Rs. 50 for a BJ on the golf course. None of them agreed, most of them were shocked but hey, one has to try.

4. Every year, Holi would be a great opportunity for me to rub dry color on random chix' tittays. Some of them would freeze up and have that what-the-fuck-did-this-guy-just-do-to-my-chest look but mostly I got away with it. Holy Hai bhenchod balle balle dot com!

5. This incident is the closest I got to raping anyone. Baljinder was a classmate who lived closeby. His cousin was visiting from Canada. She was really friendly and one time I was staying over their house. That night, Baljinder got a call from his GF so he had to sneak out of the house. He told me to stay put and said he would be back in the AM. His cousin was in the next room. No idea where his dad lived or what he did. His mom was a tall, statuesque Bullet riding warrior type mardarni lady. I feared her but always put up a cool, brave facade. Anyway, that night his mom wasn't around either. I slept off around 11pm but suddenly woke up around 1am, went over to the next room and effin threw myself ON his cousin. She woke up and was totally confused. I was sort of pressing my boner into her and trying to find her fucking lips in the darkness. It was chaos. She started laughing and that's when I realized she's about twice my size. Suddenly, I felt like a male angler fish. Ridic to the max. With one swift kick, she knocked me off her and onto the floor. That was horrible. I crept back to my room and slunk out very early the next day. Later Baljinder asked why I didn't stay for breakfast. There's no way I was going to tell him "dude, I didn't want to get face-to-face with your giant cousin who happens to have a vagina"

6. A friend of mine had a gym in Chandigarh. Right in the middle of it was his office. When a friend had a date that was going to put out, our friend would give him keys to the gym to use after closing hours. We would then pick up drinks/snacks and get into his office. This dude would get the chick inside and bang her while we all watched from the office. We could see them but they couldn't see us since the office had one-way mirrors all around. If the chick let the guy turn up the lights and if she was hot, we would watch, drink and wank as the show progressed. Good times good times...

I have a few more but I'm going to be late for a PTA meeting if I keep on. One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

Bittu wrote: One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

We all know why Bittu. It's your 'northindian culture'!

You could pay the proverbial overdue fines of buck fifty at the local library and read Nabokov's Lolita. It has all the explanations one could ever want.

atcg wrote:You could pay the proverbial overdue fines of buck fifty at the local library and read Nabokov's Lolita. It has all the explanations one could ever want.

From Amazon, "Humbert Humbert is a European intellectual adrift in America, haunted by memories of a lost adolescent love. When he meets his ideal nymphet in the shape of 12-year-old Dolores Haze, he constructs an elaborate plot to seduce her, but first he must get rid of her mother."

Great, so now I'm a pedophile too?

kinnera wrote:

Bittu wrote: One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

We all know why Bittu. It's your 'northindian culture'!

nahi re, pudingi. It all started when I was 11 yrs old and an uncle came over to stay with us for the summer. I can't really write anything more about this as it is very painful and sets off all kinds of triggers in my psyche. :(

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:

Bittu wrote: One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

We all know why Bittu. It's your 'northindian culture'!

nahi re, pudingi. It all started when I was 11 yrs old and an uncle came over to stay with us for the summer. I can't really write anything more about this as it is very painful and sets off all kinds of triggers in my psyche.

one would have imagined that you would be repelled by the thought of doing to others what was done to you.

Rashmun wrote:

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:

Bittu wrote: One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

We all know why Bittu. It's your 'northindian culture'!

nahi re, pudingi. It all started when I was 11 yrs old and an uncle came over to stay with us for the summer. I can't really write anything more about this as it is very painful and sets off all kinds of triggers in my psyche.

one would have imagined that you would be repelled by the thought of doing to others what was done to you.

What's your IQ again? Did you really believe all that he wrote? I was abt to advise bittu to get more creative, now that his standards are set higher with the recent events coz this stuff is obviously too discounted. Can't believe there are still ppl here who believe it is true.

kinnera wrote:

Rashmun wrote:

Bittu wrote:

kinnera wrote:

Bittu wrote: One of these days I think I should find a shrink who can help me make sense of all this, but deep down inside, I think I already know why.

We all know why Bittu. It's your 'northindian culture'!

nahi re, pudingi. It all started when I was 11 yrs old and an uncle came over to stay with us for the summer. I can't really write anything more about this as it is very painful and sets off all kinds of triggers in my psyche.

one would have imagined that you would be repelled by the thought of doing to others what was done to you.

What's your IQ again? Did you really believe all that he wrote? I was abt to advise bittu to get more creative, now that his standards are set higher with the recent events coz this stuff is obviously too discounted. Can't believe there are still ppl here who believe it is true.

Bittu has spoken about getting molested several times on sulekha.

Rashmun wrote:
Bittu has spoken about getting molested several times on sulekha.

ya...so? It was in public places, btw. So......???

Rashmun wrote:
Bittu has spoken about getting molested several times on sulekha.

Many posters have stated several times that you are the most idiotic of all posters they have ever come across.