Missed my flight!!!

panini press wrote:This sucks. It took me two hours to get from the office to the airport in this town of highly significant size. And I still made it to the gate before the gate agent who had just locked the gate left for her next gate assignment. I tried to get her to open it for me, but apparently that would be a security violation. It is below freezing outside.

PS: Yes, I am flying United. After all, why would anyone not wish to fly the world's second largest airline?

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

how do you "chat them up" when you're only drooling over them from far away, ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a woman, and spilling your seed on the floor of the bar?

truthbetold wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

how do you "chat them up" when you're only drooling over them from far away, ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a woman, and spilling your seed on the floor of the bar?

Khadar mian jm,
is your "ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a women" led to this lurking life? Did you seek medical help?

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

truthbetold wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

how do you "chat them up" when you're only drooling over them from far away, ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a woman, and spilling your seed on the floor of the bar?

Khadar mian jm,
is your "ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a women" led to this lurking life? Did you seek medical help?

reading comprehension problems? btw, we don't say "first sight of a women." we also don't say "is xxx led to this life?"

Propagandhi711 wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

truthbetold wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

how do you "chat them up" when you're only drooling over them from far away, ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a woman, and spilling your seed on the floor of the bar?

Khadar mian jm,
is your "ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a women" led to this lurking life? Did you seek medical help?

reading comprehension problems? btw, we don't say "first sight of a women." we also don't say "is xxx led to this life?"

diapered virile 1 one starts correcting spellings and grammar as a pavlovian response when something the person said bothers him.

Propagandhi711 wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

truthbetold wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Propagandhi711 wrote:I love missing flights on friday evening out of east coast. usually there's some professional woman to chat up in the flight bars..they're letting their hair down etc.

how do you "chat them up" when you're only drooling over them from far away, ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a woman, and spilling your seed on the floor of the bar?

Khadar mian jm,
is your "ejaculating spontaneously at the first sight of a women" led to this lurking life? Did you seek medical help?

reading comprehension problems? btw, we don't say "first sight of a women." we also don't say "is xxx led to this life?"

diapered virile 1 one starts correcting spellings and grammar as a pavlovian response when something the person said bothers him.

panini press wrote:This sucks. It took me two hours to get from the office to the airport in this town of highly significant size. And I still made it to the gate before the gate agent who had just locked the gate left for her next gate assignment. I tried to get her to open it for me, but apparently that would be a security violation. It is below freezing outside.

PS: Yes, I am flying United. After all, why would anyone not wish to fly the world's second largest airline?

panini press wrote:This sucks. It took me two hours to get from the office to the airport in this town of highly significant size. And I still made it to the gate before the gate agent who had just locked the gate left for her next gate assignment. I tried to get her to open it for me, but apparently that would be a security violation. It is below freezing outside.

PS: Yes, I am flying United. After all, why would anyone not wish to fly the world's second largest airline?

goodcitizn wrote:

panini press wrote:This sucks. It took me two hours to get from the office to the airport in this town of highly significant size. And I still made it to the gate before the gate agent who had just locked the gate left for her next gate assignment. I tried to get her to open it for me, but apparently that would be a security violation. It is below freezing outside.

PS: Yes, I am flying United. After all, why would anyone not wish to fly the world's second largest airline?

You apparently never got my memo proving UA is not the second largest.