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Post by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:25 am

...when kids talk like this:

meko chicken khane ka man karing
kya hoing re

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Post by Captain Bhankas Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:04 am

and i hate it when some people say "kitte" instead of "kitne". if you say "kitte me liya ye?" and if you are standing on my property, i kick your backside with a might impact of 23 newtons. in any other place, i curse under my breath.

i think this word "meko" will be right up there on this list of irritating words in a few years.

/unnecessary rant
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Post by truthbetold Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:33 am

"Kitte me liya ye" is a commonly heard sentence in hyd. Can't help if you don't like it.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:47 am

Captain Bhankas wrote:and i hate it when some people say "kitte" instead of "kitne". if you say "kitte me liya ye?" and if you are standing on my property, i kick your backside with a might impact of 23 newtons. in any other place, i curse under my breath.

i think this word "meko" will be right up there on this list of irritating words in a few years.

/unnecessary rant

Haha..look at you two gripe about further corruption of a pidgin language. Lest we forget, Hindi / khadiboli/ Hindustani, was itself a corrupt pidgin born of the unholy liaison between Prakrit / Ardha-Magadhi etc with the invaders' Persian, Arabic and Turkish tongues.

And no matter how much that pidgin is Sanskritized, its pidgin roots will never go away. In the nature of all pidgins, it will absorb newer words from other languages. Accept it as a fact of life. Resistance is futile. All your bases are belong to us.
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Post by garam_kuta Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:01 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Captain Bhankas wrote:and i hate it when some people say "kitte" instead of "kitne". if you say "kitte me liya ye?" and if you are standing on my property, i kick your backside with a might impact of 23 newtons. in any other place, i curse under my breath.

i think this word "meko" will be right up there on this list of irritating words in a few years.

/unnecessary rant

Haha..look at you two gripe about further corruption of a pidgin language. Lest we forget, Hindi / khadiboli/ Hindustani, was itself a corrupt pidgin born of the unholy liaison between Prakrit / Ardha-Magadhi etc with the invaders' Persian, Arabic and Turkish tongues.

And no matter how much that pidgin is Sanskritized, its pidgin roots will never go away. In the nature of all pidgins, it will absorb newer words from other languages. Accept it as a fact of life. Resistance is futile. All your bases are belong to us.

LOL..ain't all extant languages are pidgin, by definition, just like all of us are 'converted'?

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Post by Impedimenta Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:03 am

me too. lets beat them.

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:33 am

garam_kuta wrote:
Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Captain Bhankas wrote:and i hate it when some people say "kitte" instead of "kitne". if you say "kitte me liya ye?" and if you are standing on my property, i kick your backside with a might impact of 23 newtons. in any other place, i curse under my breath.

i think this word "meko" will be right up there on this list of irritating words in a few years.

/unnecessary rant

Haha..look at you two gripe about further corruption of a pidgin language. Lest we forget, Hindi / khadiboli/ Hindustani, was itself a corrupt pidgin born of the unholy liaison between Prakrit / Ardha-Magadhi etc with the invaders' Persian, Arabic and Turkish tongues.

And no matter how much that pidgin is Sanskritized, its pidgin roots will never go away. In the nature of all pidgins, it will absorb newer words from other languages. Accept it as a fact of life. Resistance is futile. All your bases are belong to us.

LOL..ain't all extant languages are pidgin, by definition, just like all of us are 'converted'?

No. Every language evolves but the pidgin bit specifically refers to the origins of the language. Pidgins are artificial creations expressly devised for communication between the locals and the foreigners. It is entirely possible that some of the extant languages are also pidgins but since the origins go too far back in time, we can never know that. Hindi / Hindustani OTOH is too recent a language for its pidgin origins to be forgotten.
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:01 am

How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 am

Vidya Bagchi wrote:How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

we, in kerala, noo him as amitabh achan Razz

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Post by Merlot Daruwala Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:13 am

garam_kuta wrote:
Vidya Bagchi wrote:How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

we, in kerala, noo him as amitabh achan Razz

lol! at both.
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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:41 am

Vidya Bagchi wrote:How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

i always thought it was ba-ch-ch-an. note the doubled ch sound.
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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:41 am

garam_kuta wrote:
Vidya Bagchi wrote:How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

we, in kerala, noo him as amitabh achan Razz

haha.
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Post by Propagandhi711 Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:49 am

math equations, what veggie dish tastes best in all of stockholm, which college is best: guindy or sarasota college of engineering, are ward#4 iyers unfairly victimized by internet bloggers, katju and his broke dick...fuck somebody get some diversity in this place.

//rant

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Post by Bittu Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:52 am

"i try to luk for you dis tym..." is how a 45 yr old aunty writes to me in online chats. She's MA English, speaks well, writes well outside chat rooms AND is an English teacher for many years now.

What possesses her to write like this in chat rooms?

Why doesn't she write "4 u" instead of "for you" but mauls "time" to "tym"?

What the fuck is wrong with this aunty?

/end of monday morning rant pancho pancho.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:52 am

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:
Vidya Bagchi wrote:How many of you grew up saying Amitabachhan?

i always thought it was ba-ch-ch-an. note the doubled ch sound.

It is bachchan. Half cha and full cha. Was typo on my part in my first post.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:55 am

Bittu wrote:"i try to luk for you dis tym..." is how a 45 yr old aunty writes to me in online chats. She's MA English, speaks well, writes well outside chat rooms AND is an English teacher for many years now.

What possesses her to write like this in chat rooms?

Why doesn't she write "4 u" instead of "for you" but mauls "time" to "tym"?

What the fuck is wrong with this aunty?



/end of monday morning rant pancho pancho.

Your aunty and my uncle should get together. Here is his sample:

"i was thinking of u on holi.wud luv to play holi wid u.enjoy d wkend party n miss me too Smile"

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Post by Bittu Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:57 am

Vidya Bagchi wrote:
It is bachchan. Half cha and full cha. Was typo on my part in my first post.

halfcha/fullcha, what about half hain or half hai?

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Post by garam_kuta Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:01 am

Vidya Bagchi wrote:
Bittu wrote:"i try to luk for you dis tym..." is how a 45 yr old aunty writes to me in online chats. She's MA English, speaks well, writes well outside chat rooms AND is an English teacher for many years now.

What possesses her to write like this in chat rooms?

Why doesn't she write "4 u" instead of "for you" but mauls "time" to "tym"?

What the fuck is wrong with this aunty?



/end of monday morning rant pancho pancho.

Your aunty and my uncle should get together. Here is his sample:

"i was thinking of u on holi.wud luv to play holi wid u.enjoy d wkend party n miss me too Smile"

perhaps using voice-command that is not calibrated yet?

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