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Post by Hellsangel Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:54 pm

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/250586/Meet-Mr-Perfect
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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:06 pm

19 Drives an Audi.

20 Well-educated.

26 Has a driving licence.

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What if he drives an Audi but has no driver license?

Oh wait...if he drives over a bridge, he can swim.

Stupid Brit women.

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Post by Kris Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:57 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:19 Drives an Audi.

20 Well-educated.

26 Has a driving licence.

*******************

What if he drives an Audi but has no driver license?

Oh wait...if he drives over a bridge, he can swim.

Stupid Brit women.
>>>No audi, no smooth chest and can't call my mum, hate shopping. Guess I wouldn't have made the cut in the land of horrible food, dreary weather and bad dental care--
a big *whew*! Smile

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Post by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:04 pm

Kris wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:19 Drives an Audi.

20 Well-educated.

26 Has a driving licence.

*******************

What if he drives an Audi but has no driver license?

Oh wait...if he drives over a bridge, he can swim.

Stupid Brit women.
>>>No audi, no smooth chest and can't call my mum, hate shopping. Guess I wouldn't have made the cut in the land of horrible food, dreary weather and bad dental care--
a big *whew*! Smile
Woww...then you make 26 out of 30....

so how many qualities those Mr. (Almost) Perfects will expect in a Ms. Perfect?

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Post by Kris Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:06 pm

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:
Kris wrote:
Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:19 Drives an Audi.

20 Well-educated.

26 Has a driving licence.

*******************

What if he drives an Audi but has no driver license?

Oh wait...if he drives over a bridge, he can swim.

Stupid Brit women.
>>>No audi, no smooth chest and can't call my mum, hate shopping. Guess I wouldn't have made the cut in the land of horrible food, dreary weather and bad dental care--
a big *whew*! Smile
Woww...then you make 26 out of 30....

so how many qualities those Mr. (Almost) Perfects will expect in a Ms. Perfect?
>>>I didn't read the rest. I have enough bad memories of a July in London from my 20s.

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Post by Propagandhi711 Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:23 pm

british women are ugly bitches, same with german...those saxony wide shoulders, mannish faces and teeth. best women on that continent are either from eastern europe or nordic ones.

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