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Post by seven Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:26 am

सुबह उठते ही अखबार पढा और दिल धक्क से रह गया:

"नोबेल फाॅर जयललिता"

फिर आँख मसली और गौर से पढा:

"नो बेल फाॅर जयललिता"

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:17 am

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:32 am

i notice you are observing karvachauth. happy karvachauth to you. the missus:

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:15 am

V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.

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Post by swapna Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:09 am

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.

you know Mrs Idiot? are you fasting for your fake xh? would that then be a fake fast?

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:33 am

swapna wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.

you know Mrs Idiot? are you fasting for your fake xh? would that then be a fake fast?

noyb. i have no fake xh. irrelevant.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:22 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

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Post by Kris Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:26 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

>>>All very nice, MI, but this breaking of the fast, what does that entail (i.e. dinner menu)? Inquiring minds would like to know...

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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:27 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:04 pm

Kris wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

>>>All very nice, MI, but this breaking of the fast, what does that entail (i.e. dinner menu)? Inquiring minds would like to know...

very good question. i did not know the answer but this karwachauth i noticed my wife breaking her fast with halwa because she was seated next to me when she broke the fast. i just asked her the question you posed. she said the tradition is to break the fast with a sweet dish.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:06 pm

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

do you write these posts with the express intention of inviting comment from FF?

if you haven't noticed, i have been ignoring ff for a couple of years. if my posts make him comment and if you or ff get perturbed then it is your and ff's problem.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:28 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

Yeah it turned up a nice shade of red. I like it. Mine is more brick red or sometimes a tad darker.

Does she go all no-food-no-water? Mom keep the fast too, but she takes tea and eats little fruits. Am glad she does. I know of some others (moms of friends) too who will give up food and water all day, but won't give up on their morning tea. So I guess that's an acceptable form of fasting.

gadi and motor car, counting same item do do baar?

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Post by Kris Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:29 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Kris wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

>>>All very nice, MI, but this breaking of the fast, what does that entail (i.e. dinner menu)? Inquiring minds would like to know...

very good question. i did not know the answer but this karwachauth i noticed my wife breaking her fast with halwa because she was seated next to me when she broke the fast. i just asked her the question you posed. she said the tradition is to break the fast with a sweet dish.

>>>The halwa sounds good. My wife just texted me the grocery list since there are a few people coming over this evening. I am going to check with her if she would prefer halwa for dessert. Happy K.C.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:37 pm

Kris wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Kris wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

>>>All very nice, MI, but this breaking of the fast, what does that entail (i.e. dinner menu)? Inquiring minds would like to know...

very good question. i did not know the answer but this karwachauth i noticed my wife breaking her fast with halwa because she was seated next to me when she broke the fast. i just asked her the question you posed. she said the tradition is to break the fast with a sweet dish.

>>>The halwa sounds good. My wife just texted me the grocery list since there are a few people coming over this evening. I am going to check with her if she would prefer halwa for dessert. Happy K.C.

good idea! and thanks sir kris (going back to nostalgic U times)

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:39 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

Yeah it turned up a nice shade of red. I like it. Mine is more brick red or sometimes a tad darker.

Does she go all no-food-no-water? Mom keep the fast too, but she takes tea and eats little fruits. Am glad she does. I know of some others (moms of friends) too who will give up food and water all day, but won't give up on their morning tea. So I guess that's an acceptable form of fasting.

gadi and motor car, counting same item do do baar?
gadi and motor car LOL. slip of dialogue.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:41 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
MaxEntropy_Man wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

do you write these posts with the express intention of inviting comment from FF?

if you haven't noticed, i have been ignoring ff for a couple of years. if my posts make him comment and if you or ff get perturbed then it is your and ff's problem.
short answer - no, i don't post to provoke ff or ANYBODY to elicit comments from them for that matter

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:48 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

Yeah it turned up a nice shade of red. I like it. Mine is more brick red or sometimes a tad darker.

Does she go all no-food-no-water? Mom keep the fast too, but she takes tea and eats little fruits. Am glad she does. I know of some others (moms of friends) too who will give up food and water all day, but won't give up on their morning tea. So I guess that's an acceptable form of fasting.

gadi and motor car, counting same item do do baar?
 my wife fasts without food, water and fruits (easy to be honest) inducing her cold coffee (she gets epileptic if she skips coffee for a day -- almost). but she says what your mom does/did is perfectly OK.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:54 pm

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:56 pm

oh wow what a pretty mehendi, and she looks so pretty. 

older is big into mehendi these days, as in drawing it. We always have cones at home, and she sometimes does my hand too. Is not bad as a beginner. I will share one of her earlier works on my hand when I find it.

edit: is that a dog in the background?

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Post by swapna Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:19 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

Idiot, did you slap mrs idiot ("the missus") or kick her in the teeth when she stooped to touch your feet? is she completely dependent on you? is she literate? given that both "younger" and "older" are males, what did you and "the missus" do to the female children or fetuses? have you trained younger and older in the northindian art of enslaving and beating up women?

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:29 pm

swapna wrote:
madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:V pretty mehendi. Happy karwa chauth and say my hi to her.
Smile thanks! her mehndi is always colourful and she just broke her fast. she touched my feet too. i have given her gadi, bungla, bank balance, property, motor car so it is but just that i can expect (at the least) that she touch my feet.

Idiot, did you slap mrs idiot ("the missus") or kick her in the teeth when she stooped to touch your feet? is she completely dependent on you? is she literate? given that both "younger" and "older" are males, what did you and "the missus" do to the female children or fetuses? have you trained younger and older in the northindian art of enslaving and beating up women?

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Post by seven Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:03 pm

Lol

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Post by seven Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:05 pm

thanks, hu!

your wife is beautiful and i love her mehendi Smile

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:01 pm

Beatrix Kiddo wrote:oh wow what a pretty mehendi, and she looks so pretty. 

older is big into mehendi these days, as in drawing it. We always have cones at home, and she sometimes does my hand too. Is not bad as a beginner. I will share one of her earlier works on my hand when I find it.

edit: is that a dog in the background?

yes! sharp eye! labrador.

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Post by Guest Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:06 pm

madrasi_idiot wrote:
Beatrix Kiddo wrote:oh wow what a pretty mehendi, and she looks so pretty. 

older is big into mehendi these days, as in drawing it. We always have cones at home, and she sometimes does my hand too. Is not bad as a beginner. I will share one of her earlier works on my hand when I find it.

edit: is that a dog in the background?

yes! sharp eye! labrador.

sahi hai.

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