anyone planning to watch this thing?

bw wrote:sounds like a typical hollywood "america saves the world" propaganda movie. i refused to buy "call of duty" just for this reason.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:another review from a guy who actually served:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/24/american-sniper-real-life-movies-hollywood

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

bw wrote:sounds like a typical hollywood "america saves the world" propaganda movie. i refused to buy "call of duty" just for this reason.

we never got into that world. no young bipeds with Y-chromosomes here.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/nov/21/clint-eastwood-heartfelt-tribute-us-muscle-iraq

looks like the wingnuts have been frenzied about it on the internets:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/06/real-american-sniper-hate-filled-killer-why-patriots-calling-hero-chris-kyle

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Too bad it is an American sniper, but that's ok. In their minds, they will call him Kuldeep Singh and imagine Sunny Deol pulling the trigger with his 100 gram finger (out of his 2.5 kg arm), in between singing about his dil deewana to a plump Punju lass played by Sonakshi Sinha.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Too bad it is an American sniper, but that's ok. In their minds, they will call him Kuldeep Singh and imagine Sunny Deol pulling the trigger with his 100 gram finger (out of his 2.5 kg arm), in between singing about his dil deewana to a plump Punju lass played by Sonakshi Sinha.

haha! in between crouching in his sniping position, does kuldeep get to sample chef ashdoc's rogan josh?

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Too bad it is an American sniper, but that's ok. In their minds, they will call him Kuldeep Singh and imagine Sunny Deol pulling the trigger with his 100 gram finger (out of his 2.5 kg arm), in between singing about his dil deewana to a plump Punju lass played by Sonakshi Sinha.

haha! in between crouching in his sniping position, does kuldeep get to sample chef ashdoc's rogan josh?

No. The aforementioned comely lass will bring a tiffin box with sarson da saag and makki di roti to the sniper nest during his lunch break. As she lovingly feeds him, extras in the background, playing farmers throw down their ploughs for a little song and dance break, singing mere desh ki dharti.

bw wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Too bad it is an American sniper, but that's ok. In their minds, they will call him Kuldeep Singh and imagine Sunny Deol pulling the trigger with his 100 gram finger (out of his 2.5 kg arm), in between singing about his dil deewana to a plump Punju lass played by Sonakshi Sinha.

haha! in between crouching in his sniping position, does kuldeep get to sample chef ashdoc's rogan josh?

No. The aforementioned comely lass will bring a tiffin box with sarson da saag and makki di roti to the sniper nest during his lunch break. As she lovingly feeds him, extras in the background, playing farmers throw down their ploughs for a little song and dance break, singing mere desh ki dharti.

isn't the sniper on enemy territory? ok, this is a bollywood blockbuster - anything goes. let's make it a dream sequence.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
Too bad it is an American sniper, but that's ok. In their minds, they will call him Kuldeep Singh and imagine Sunny Deol pulling the trigger with his 100 gram finger (out of his 2.5 kg arm), in between singing about his dil deewana to a plump Punju lass played by Sonakshi Sinha.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:

bw wrote:sounds like a typical hollywood "america saves the world" propaganda movie. i refused to buy "call of duty" just for this reason.

we never got into that world. no young bipeds with Y-chromosomes here.