Aishwarya Rai is pregnant!

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 8:17 pm

That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

by Guest Wed May 04, 2011 8:25 pm

lol

i was like badhaiyan! patakhe!! she was long overdue Smile

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by sambarvada Wed May 04, 2011 8:28 pm

It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.

by charvaka Wed May 04, 2011 8:35 pm

sambarvada wrote:It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.

Agree on the importance of this issue. Government of India should appoint a commission of inquiry to look into this matter.

by harharmahadev Wed May 04, 2011 9:30 pm

charvaka wrote:
sambarvada wrote:It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.
Agree on the importance of this issue. Government of India should appoint a commission of inquiry to look into this matter.

Do you mean 'probe' into this issue?

by indophile Wed May 04, 2011 11:05 pm

sambarvada wrote:It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.

If you click on something when in a hurry, you can get back to your otiginal state by clicking on "undo."

by harharmahadev Thu May 05, 2011 9:22 am

seven wrote:lol

she was long overdue )

Abhishek Bachchan is a slow poke.

by Arwen LOTR Thu May 05, 2011 9:42 am

Issue over a tissue....

by harharmahadev Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:36 pm

I told you so!!!

by Guest Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:25 pm

HHM - I knew you had something to do in this matter!
Still in cash? Now that your off market predictions are coming true, you should consider babadom as your next career.

by charvaka Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:36 pm

harharmahadev wrote:I told you so!!!

That's fine, but nobody answered sambarvadai's important question. Will there be an announcement within the next year about that?

by harharmahadev Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:55 pm

charvaka wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:I told you so!!!
That's fine, but nobody answered sambarvadai's important question. Will there be an announcement within the next year about that?

He didn't ask a question. I felt he was simply stating his opinion.

by harharmahadev Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:57 pm

Tiana wrote:HHM - I knew you had something to do in this matter!
Still in cash? Now that your off market predictions are coming true, you should consider babadom as your next career.

I foresee a crappy career as a baba for myself. People don't like to hear shitty news and generally speaking, I don't have anything pleasant to say.

by charvaka Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:06 pm

Sir, please look at the title of his post...

Was she a virgin when she got married?

Aishwarya Rai is pregnant! Empty

by sambarvada on Wed May 04, 2011 5:28 pm+
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It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.

by ashaNirasha Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:09 pm

Ugh! This vadai needs to be held down in sambar for that sorta question.

by harharmahadev Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:10 pm

charvaka wrote:Sir, please look at the title of his post...

Was she a virgin when she got married?

by sambarvada on Wed May 04, 2011 5:28 pm+
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It is important to know because she is a role model for many women.

Thank you for pointing it out. I completely missed it.

The answer is No. She was not a virgin when she got married.

by Guest Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:37 pm

Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.

by Hellsangel Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:42 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.

And Olive oil merchants?

by Guest Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:44 pm

Hellsangel wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.
And Olive oil merchants?

I am sure there is some sorta GK involved in figuring this one out. But since I am sick, and feeling a lot of dumb today, pliss to explain your point or question.

by charvaka Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:45 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.

Pliss not to scandalize sambarvadai with comments like this. OTOH, he could do a comparative analysis of middle class mores across different races.

by charvaka Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:47 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.
And Olive oil merchants?

I am sure there is some sorta GK involved in figuring this one out. But since I am sick, and feeling a lot of dumb today, pliss to explain your point or question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_virgin_olive_oil#Commercial_grades

by Guest Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:50 pm

charvaka wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:
Hellsangel wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:Virginity is a middle class concept anyway.
And Olive oil merchants?

I am sure there is some sorta GK involved in figuring this one out. But since I am sick, and feeling a lot of dumb today, pliss to explain your point or question.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_virgin_olive_oil#Commercial_grades

aha... I thought he or someone would bring up the middle east [usually rich] people... and then got thrown off by 'olive' part of oil merchants.

by Impedimenta Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:19 pm

wait, are we having a party to celebrate even though she remotely has no clue about any of our existence?

by Guest Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:31 pm

Impedimenta wrote:wait, are we having a party to celebrate even though she remotely has no clue about any of our existence?

It's just like worshiping Rajanikanth, only toned down.
How are you Impy? Son must be sleeping all night now?

by Rekz Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:43 pm

harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

by Nila Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:21 pm

Well...finally she will quit acting in movies?!

Thank God!!

by SomeProfile Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:57 am

Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

by Rekz Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:01 am

SomeProfile wrote:
Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

You are wrong 100%..

Above mentioned symptoms are very much there for whole 9months in some women....just that there are various pills to arrest them...even after in take of pills i did not feel any better...there was constant unpleasant feeling in the mouth which would nag me day & night...
I was reading in the other thread about rollercoaster rides...I use to be crazy abt it like anyother kid..little did i know that my entire pregnancy phase would be one *head spinning*experience

Dove soap/shower jel/Kites movie songs/daisy marc jacobs perfume ...all these reminds me of those nauseating days Crying or Very sad

...I would cry my eyes out to my gynec...she would console me saying it's gonna be a normal delivery...so i should just try to eat well and sleep...As i was a very healthy person who never missed school or college due to bad health ...i was not used to such kinda puking & dizziness ...it was extremely difficult/disgusting for me to fill in with food again after puking*uff*...when everyone(including the doc) at home was 100% sure on me putting up a huge scene on the D-day ...to everyone's surprise i was cool.composed & collected...It was a short,struggle less,painless & quick normal delivery Very Happy

....

SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu Very Happy

by Impedimenta Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:09 am

LOLu @ undie coloursu..... lol!

by doofus_maximus Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:26 am

Rekz wrote:
SomeProfile wrote:
Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

You are wrong 100%..

Above mentioned symptoms are very much there for whole 9months in some women....just that there are various pills to arrest them...even after in take of pills i did not feel any better...there was constant unpleasant feeling in the mouth which would nag me day & night...
I was reading in the other thread about rollercoaster rides...I use to be crazy abt it like anyother kid..little did i know that my entire pregnancy phase would be one *head spinning*experience

Dove soap/shower jel/Kites movie songs/daisy marc jacobs perfume ...all these reminds me of those nauseating days ...I would cry my eyes out to my gynec...she would console me saying it's gonna be a normal delivery...so i should just try to eat well and sleep...As i was a very healthy person who never missed school or college due to bad health ...i was not used to such kinda puking & dizziness ...it was extremely difficult/disgusting for me to fill in with food again after puking*uff*...when everyone(including the doc) at home was 100% sure on me putting up a huge scene on the D-day ...to everyone's surprise i was cool.composed & collected...It was a short,struggle less,painless & quick normal delivery ....

SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Witttyyyy.. I take my statement that wimmen can't be witty back Razz

by SomeProfile Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:29 am

Rekz wrote:
SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Wait... did you get trained by my mom or do all the women go to the same finishing school? Dialog sounds exactly like my mom: "I bore your burden for 9 months, gave birth to you, brought you up with difficulties, only for you to grow into a foolish wild animal. When are you going to experience the ups and downs of grhasthaashrama, deal with a wife and kids, live a full life? There is more to life than your job, your friends, America, books."

by Guest Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:31 am

talking about pregnancies, even if I had told my obgyn that I am seeing UFO's in the night, she would have said, 'it's normal'.

by Guest Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:36 am

SomeProfile wrote:
"I bore your burden for 9 months, gave birth to you, brought you up with difficulties, "

wanted sonny to give me mini wheats... he said no.. i brought my old dialog of - 'i make food for you all the time, and you can't make me one cereal'? Didn't work... I tried tellig him that I am sick.. didn't work either. Finally I said, 'I will throw out that about-to-crack dino egg before didi comes home'. This one worked. Am a happy mommy with full tummy now. Funny how my daughter scares people into doing things even when she's not there. Wish I had an aura like that.

by harharmahadev Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:50 am

All these maternity-related stories are touching, but people are ignoring the fact that I predicted this news a month ago.

by SomeProfile Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:54 am

harharmahadev wrote:All these maternity-related stories are touching, but people are ignoring the fact that I predicted this news a month ago.

Did your prediction include the effect of Aishwarya Rai's pregnancy on Indian stock market, gold prices and global economy?

by Nila Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:06 pm

Rekz wrote:
SomeProfile wrote:
Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

You are wrong 100%..

Above mentioned symptoms are very much there for whole 9months in some women....just that there are various pills to arrest them...even after in take of pills i did not feel any better...there was constant unpleasant feeling in the mouth which would nag me day & night...
I was reading in the other thread about rollercoaster rides...I use to be crazy abt it like anyother kid..little did i know that my entire pregnancy phase would be one *head spinning*experience

Dove soap/shower jel/Kites movie songs/daisy marc jacobs perfume ...all these reminds me of those nauseating days ...I would cry my eyes out to my gynec...she would console me saying it's gonna be a normal delivery...so i should just try to eat well and sleep...As i was a very healthy person who never missed school or college due to bad health ...i was not used to such kinda puking & dizziness ...it was extremely difficult/disgusting for me to fill in with food again after puking*uff*...when everyone(including the doc) at home was 100% sure on me putting up a huge scene on the D-day ...to everyone's surprise i was cool.composed & collected...It was a short,struggle less,painless & quick normal delivery ....

SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Both of my pregnancies were horrible. But the aftermath was beyond crazy - I was so protective with my kids I didn't let anyone touch them...not even doctors, I didn't have a choice but still compromised with evil looks at them....geez, may be harmones.

The second one was much horrible than the first one. The doc prescribed sleeping aids for me during those 9 months so that I don't throw up or lose weight.

by harharmahadev Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:12 pm

Sasthi wrote:
Rekz wrote:
SomeProfile wrote:
Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

You are wrong 100%..

Above mentioned symptoms are very much there for whole 9months in some women....just that there are various pills to arrest them...even after in take of pills i did not feel any better...there was constant unpleasant feeling in the mouth which would nag me day & night...
I was reading in the other thread about rollercoaster rides...I use to be crazy abt it like anyother kid..little did i know that my entire pregnancy phase would be one *head spinning*experience

Dove soap/shower jel/Kites movie songs/daisy marc jacobs perfume ...all these reminds me of those nauseating days ...I would cry my eyes out to my gynec...she would console me saying it's gonna be a normal delivery...so i should just try to eat well and sleep...As i was a very healthy person who never missed school or college due to bad health ...i was not used to such kinda puking & dizziness ...it was extremely difficult/disgusting for me to fill in with food again after puking*uff*...when everyone(including the doc) at home was 100% sure on me putting up a huge scene on the D-day ...to everyone's surprise i was cool.composed & collected...It was a short,struggle less,painless & quick normal delivery ....

SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Both of my pregnancies were horrible. But the aftermath was beyond crazy - I was so protective with my kids I didn't let anyone touch them...not even doctors, I didn't have a choice but still compromised with evil looks at them....geez, may be harmones.

The second one was much horrible than the first one. The doc prescribed sleeping aids for me during those 9 months so that I don't throw up or lose weight.

Can we rather talk about loveu, sexu, romanceu, dateu, brasu and undie colorsu??

by Guest Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:37 pm

harharmahadev wrote:All these maternity-related stories are touching, but people are ignoring the fact that I predicted this news a month ago.

I knowwww! I remember. I was wondering...are you from the future :-?

by harharmahadev Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:40 pm

seven wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:All these maternity-related stories are touching, but people are ignoring the fact that I predicted this news a month ago.

I knowwww! I remember. I was wondering...are you from the future :-?

Yes and no.

by Guest Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:52 pm

harharmahadev wrote:
seven wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:All these maternity-related stories are touching, but people are ignoring the fact that I predicted this news a month ago.

I knowwww! I remember. I was wondering...are you from the future :-?

Yes and no.

yes yes yes. otherwise howcome all ur predictions come true haan :->

by Nila Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:36 pm

harharmahadev wrote:
Sasthi wrote:
Rekz wrote:
SomeProfile wrote:
Rekz wrote:
harharmahadev wrote:That might be the news within the next year. That's my prediction.

Ash is preggy
9months of nausea/dizziness & easy delivery or smooth preggy days & painful child birth
uff...god is not only bipolar but also an MCP...

NINE whole months of nausea and dizziness? This proves that you are an unmarried virgin girl who knows nothing...

You are wrong 100%..

Above mentioned symptoms are very much there for whole 9months in some women....just that there are various pills to arrest them...even after in take of pills i did not feel any better...there was constant unpleasant feeling in the mouth which would nag me day & night...
I was reading in the other thread about rollercoaster rides...I use to be crazy abt it like anyother kid..little did i know that my entire pregnancy phase would be one *head spinning*experience

Dove soap/shower jel/Kites movie songs/daisy marc jacobs perfume ...all these reminds me of those nauseating days ...I would cry my eyes out to my gynec...she would console me saying it's gonna be a normal delivery...so i should just try to eat well and sleep...As i was a very healthy person who never missed school or college due to bad health ...i was not used to such kinda puking & dizziness ...it was extremely difficult/disgusting for me to fill in with food again after puking*uff*...when everyone(including the doc) at home was 100% sure on me putting up a huge scene on the D-day ...to everyone's surprise i was cool.composed & collected...It was a short,struggle less,painless & quick normal delivery ....

SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Both of my pregnancies were horrible. But the aftermath was beyond crazy - I was so protective with my kids I didn't let anyone touch them...not even doctors, I didn't have a choice but still compromised with evil looks at them....geez, may be harmones.

The second one was much horrible than the first one. The doc prescribed sleeping aids for me during those 9 months so that I don't throw up or lose weight.

Can we rather talk about loveu, sexu, romanceu, dateu, brasu and undie colorsu??

loveu I have experienced it went crazy about it and am still crazy for it. *sigh!*
sexu - ahem I have 2 kids and all highly classified info
romanceu - don;t have time
dateu- same no time
brasu - I tried the bandini style and am not comfy with that...and also it is boring subject for me to discuss
colorsu - I have my fav colorsu and also not my kinda discussion....

Geez...you are a good predictor...happy?

by Rekz Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:28 am

[quote="SomeProfile"]

Rekz wrote:
SP -I gave all those personal infos ...coz u r single and clueless about such facts...there is much more to life apart from loveu,sexu,romanceu,dateu,brasu & undie coloursu

Wait... did you get trained by my mom or do all the women go to the same finishing school? Dialog sounds exactly like my mom: "I bore your burden for 9 months, gave birth to you

There is a comedy scene...where vadivelu's (tamil movie comedian) mom would yell at him saying...9months i bore u and u don't take care of us...for which he would reply...stop boasting on ur 9months...only i know what a torture it was to be inside ur womb for whole 9months...it was pitch dark..no electricity..not even a fan damn suffocating Laughing

....

Well all maa's come out with this dialouge ...I will never say this to my daughter Smile

sound's really outdated..

by Guest Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:40 am

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by Propagandhi711 Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:11 am

[quote="doofus_maximus"][quote="Rekz"][quote="SomeProfile"]

Rekz wrote:
Witttyyyy.. I take my statement that wimmen can't be witty back

tiTTy!! wait, what?

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