[swapna] -2

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

I love every - "ewwwery," as dr. bhosle, "the deputy dean" of k.e.m. "ospithaal" of mumbai once put it - member of this esteemed forum, for example:

- mrs mathur for showing me how to paint my toenails as the rajput princesses once did, before they were penetrated by a drunken, doped-up emperor jahangir;

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

- garam cutie, for his/ her extraordinary shrewdness in disguising the frequent use of the crude, tamil word for vagina - puNDai - in clever puns; and giving in to his urge to use common northpeepal's appellations such as mc and bc by attributing such use to me; 

- saebhan for agonizing about how much contempt the southern indian must harbour in his heart, as she behaves suspiciously, speaking her own language, and celebrating her own religious festivals, while not celebrating northpeepal's festivals;

- huzefa chaprasi for growing hairy breasts, and displaying them to us;

- gc (again) for his love of his syrian christian "friends" at madras christian college, about whom he complained bitterly here, a couple of years ago.

I love them all - and please learn to use this word properly - unequivocally.

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:-9.9, using your logical, unequivocal scale of 0 to 10

what does it mean for a scale to be unequivocal? are some scales equivocal?

garam_kuta wrote:while working at it, please get into your granite head, Bo Unkil, that defining the scale as 0-10 and pulling -2,-3 etc., out of it is retarded and cheating.. again, I trust you ain't in the research community..

garam_kuta wrote:

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

I love every - "ewwwery," as dr. bhosle, "the deputy dean" of k.e.m. "ospithaal" of mumbai once put it - member of this esteemed forum, for example:

- mrs mathur for showing me how to paint my toenails as the rajput princesses once did, before they were penetrated by a drunken, doped-up emperor jahangir;

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

- garam cutie, for his/ her extraordinary shrewdness in disguising the frequent use of the crude, tamil word for vagina - puNDai - in clever puns; and giving in to his urge to use common northpeepal's appellations such as mc and bc by attributing such use to me; 

- saebhan for agonizing about how much contempt the southern indian must harbour in his heart, as she behaves suspiciously, speaking her own language, and celebrating her own religious festivals, while not celebrating northpeepal's festivals;

- huzefa chaprasi for growing hairy breasts, and displaying them to us;

- gc (again) for his love of his syrian christian "friends" at madras christian college, about whom he complained bitterly here, a couple of years ago.

I love them all - and please learn to use this word properly - unequivocally.

hahaha..didn't the douchemun sistah share it with you in pillow talks? et voila

swapna wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:-9.9, using your logical, unequivocal scale of 0 to 10

what does it mean for a scale to be unequivocal? are some scales equivocal?

from here:
https://such.forumotion.com/t36581-not-a-10-first-an-attempt-at-humor-then-an-apology-from-long-face-s-department#217631

garam_kuta wrote:while working at it, please get into your granite head, Bo Unkil, that defining the scale as 0-10 and pulling -2,-3 etc., out of it is retarded and cheating.. again, I trust you ain't in the research community..

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

goodcitizn wrote:

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

A very choppy and poorly constructed sentence where the word "they" is used inappropriately. As usual, unfunny.

Meghna Mathur wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

A very choppy and poorly constructed sentence where the word "they" is used inappropriately. As usual, unfunny.

I think he was fuming at his nostrils when he wrote that.

Meghna Mathur wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

swapna wrote:

Meghna Mathur wrote:I know you have had 2 posters always willing to suck up to you. which one does a better job? which one is more loyal? which one is smarter?

if you had to spend the rest of your life being served by them, which one will you pick?

- gc, for his unending whines that, with much sincerity, seek the northpeepal's understanding - hahaha! - of southern indians' natural desire to speak their own languages, for without that understanding, they may hurt the northpeepal's delicate feelings;

A very choppy and poorly constructed sentence where the word "they" is used inappropriately. As usual, unfunny.

I think he was fuming at his nostrils when he wrote that.