How to make a woman happy

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How to make a woman happy

Post by Guest on Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:47 am

lol am going to read this publication more...

In terms of female happiness, women’s liberation was probably a mistake, and it was a mistake driven by technology that was, of course, invented by men. Let’s start with the device that forced women out of the home they so lovingly kept, wrenched their children from their arms and doomed them to perform unsatisfying tasks in the workforce in order to respond to new social norms: the washing machine.

This infernal contraption was celebrated as a means to making a woman’s life much easier, and is now hailed as one of the milestones of women’s liberation. Almost no invention or political decision in history affected gender relations like the washing machine, because it effectively freed up half the human species to enter the workforce.

But, it is my contention: this change left women unfulfilled and miserable.


Talk of procreation leads me onto the next invention that seeks to actively destroy the lives of women: the contraceptive pill. The Pill is used to lower a woman’s estrogen levels and reduce the likelihood of her becoming pregnant. This was touted by feminists as a revolutionary form of contraception: finally, women were liberated to explore the world sexually with no repercussion!

Except as usual, they were wrong and conservatives – and the churches – were right. The Pill has many repercussions, as does promiscuity. I’ve covered this topic in great depth before, but in case you missed it the first time, allow me to reiterate some of the key points. 

Birth control makes you fat, and as we all know being fat is disgusting and should never be allowed in a civilised society. A 2009 study from the University of Texas found that women using DMPA gain an average of 11 pounds over three years, a 3-4 per cent increase. Ladies: are you really so desperate to get laid that you’d willingly fatten yourself up like a prize-winning sow? 

Healthy, fertile women seek out men who are genetically different to them. Women on the Pill do the opposite, seeking out men who are closer to their own tribe. This perhaps is an explanation for the rise of feminized males, so desperate to get laid that they mimic the behaviour and mannerisms of women. 

They’re destined for heartbreak though. It’s well established that women lust after rugged, manly men during their fertile cycles, and prefer baby-faced “provider” types outside this period. Indeed, this alternating pair of desires is the leading cause of female infidelity.

That process of alternate desires is ramped up dramatically when you introduce a medication that is constantly driving female hormones crazy. This of course makes women on the Pill far more likely to cheat. So, if you’re a man in a loving relationship with a woman, flush those pills down the drain as fast as you, or resign yourself to the inevitable cuckery.


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