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by Guest Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:38 am
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August 3
Man known to lie in road is run over and killed
By David Hench dhench@mainetoday.com
Staff Writer
CARTHAGE — A man who police say had a history of lying in the road was killed this morning after he was hit by a pickup on Route 142 in the Franklin County town of Carthage.
State police say Bert Knox, 44, was intoxicated and lying in the roadway at 5 a.m. when he was run over and killed instantly.
Kim Micks, 38, of Peru, was driving a 2005 Chevrolet pickup. He told police he could not avoid what appeared to be a dead animal in the road, police said.
No charges will be brought against Micks, who was not injured.
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a blog on it
Man known to lie in road is run over and killed
August 5th, 2011 Kelli
This story is truly ridiculous as the title sounds. A man, who was known to
lie down in the middle of the road, was surprisingly hit by a truck
while lying in the road.
Bert Knox, 44, was obviously intoxicated when he decided to take his
usual nap in the street at around 5am. Shortly there after, a truck came
came onto the road, mistook Knox for a dead animal and couldn’t find a
way to avoid hitting him. Kim Micks, 38, was the driver of the vehicle
and luckily, was not injured by the mammoth size animal that he hit and killed instantly.
No charges are being brought against Micks, nor should they be. This
poor man has to deal with the fact that he killed someone, who was
obviously hoping this would happen for years. I mean, I can’t find any
other reason why someone would be known for lying in the middle of the
road. Being drunk is one thing, but consistently choosing the road as
your nesting place is suspicious.
Although, maybe he was just taking planking to a whole new level,
like Extreme Planking, and just was so committed that he didn’t move,
even with the threat of being killed. I kid, the fucker was just wasted.
August 3
Man known to lie in road is run over and killed
By David Hench dhench@mainetoday.com
Staff Writer
CARTHAGE — A man who police say had a history of lying in the road was killed this morning after he was hit by a pickup on Route 142 in the Franklin County town of Carthage.
State police say Bert Knox, 44, was intoxicated and lying in the roadway at 5 a.m. when he was run over and killed instantly.
Kim Micks, 38, of Peru, was driving a 2005 Chevrolet pickup. He told police he could not avoid what appeared to be a dead animal in the road, police said.
No charges will be brought against Micks, who was not injured.
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a blog on it
Man known to lie in road is run over and killed
August 5th, 2011 Kelli
This story is truly ridiculous as the title sounds. A man, who was known to
lie down in the middle of the road, was surprisingly hit by a truck
while lying in the road.
Bert Knox, 44, was obviously intoxicated when he decided to take his
usual nap in the street at around 5am. Shortly there after, a truck came
came onto the road, mistook Knox for a dead animal and couldn’t find a
way to avoid hitting him. Kim Micks, 38, was the driver of the vehicle
and luckily, was not injured by the mammoth size animal that he hit and killed instantly.
No charges are being brought against Micks, nor should they be. This
poor man has to deal with the fact that he killed someone, who was
obviously hoping this would happen for years. I mean, I can’t find any
other reason why someone would be known for lying in the middle of the
road. Being drunk is one thing, but consistently choosing the road as
your nesting place is suspicious.
Although, maybe he was just taking planking to a whole new level,
like Extreme Planking, and just was so committed that he didn’t move,
even with the threat of being killed. I kid, the fucker was just wasted.
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