if i were dhobi (cricket)

by Another Brick Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:33 am

i would

1) drop kohli for the next test. kohli cannot score runs if there are no cheergirls cheering for his runs scored on higways of mumbai, chennai, kolkata and delhi. include nohit sharma.

2) drop ashwin who is fast turning into harbhajan singh. can't take wickets, so he will score runs giving an impression that he is contributing. there is simply no excuse for not taking wickets after bowling 50 overs in a match. play ojha.

3) drop sehwag. sehwag is a jacka$$. he thinks he can win a match when the opposition has scored 700 runs and you are trailing in the IInd innings by 699 with 5 sessions to go. he thinks he can smash 500 runs in one session. he chases wide deliveries and he slashes. he is a spoilt child who refuses to change his game. play rahane.

4) drop myself. my reverse helicopter and diving submarine shots are ineffective when i play outside subcontinent. i struggle to put my bat to ball and score scratchy 20s and quickfire 4s and 5s. play saha.

5) tie dravid's bat and pad close together so as not to let the ball sneak through.

replacements aren't exactly going to win us the rest of the matches, but we will at least know how good these players are when they play in away conditions.

by The Absolute Zero Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:33 am

Another Brick wrote:3) drop sehwag. sehwag is a jacka$$. he thinks he can win a match when the opposition has scored 700 runs and you are trailing in the IInd innings by 699 with 5 sessions to go. he thinks he can smash 500 runs in one session. he chases wide deliveries and he slashes. he is a spoilt child who refuses to change his game. play rahane.

I second, third and fourth this one. He is utter useless. Many moons ago, Kapil used to play this way and Gavaskar made it a point to drop him for one test on "desciplinary" reasons. Sehwag should be dropped UNTIL HE IMPROVES. Not for just one test. He is one additional baggage we never needed - neither in ODI nor in tests. A complete MORON.

by confuzzled dude Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:29 pm

Actually I'd say drop Kohli and play Ohja, bcz Aswin will serve as 5th bowler and will score more runs than Kohli or his replacement batsman Smile

by doofus_maximus Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:37 pm

Step 1: Forget Indian cricket.
Step 2: Watch NFL Playoffs.
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit.

by charvaka Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:37 pm

If I were dhobi I would buy a washing machine. Then I would sit back and relax.

by MaxEntropy_Man Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:39 pm

confuzzled dude wrote:Actually I'd say drop Kohli and play Ohja, bcz Aswin will serve as 5th bowler and will score more runs than Kohli or his replacement batsman

sad but true.

by doofus_maximus Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:40 pm

charvaka wrote:If I were dhobi I would buy a washing machine. Then I would sit back and relax.

wait.. is he trying to achieve climax..

by confuzzled dude Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:40 pm

doofus_maximus wrote:Step 1: Forget Indian cricket.
Step 2: Watch NFL Playoffs.
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit.

Are you really ready for Lions vs Saints encounter!! (assuming you'd root for your local team)

by doofus_maximus Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:42 pm

LOins ...shit.. Lions all the way baby.

by Another Brick Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:15 am

charvaka wrote:If I were dhobi I would buy a washing machine. Then I would sit back and relax.

haha. that's exactly what dhobi is doing - sitting back and relaxing, letting the game take its own course.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:58 am

Another Brick wrote:
charvaka wrote:If I were dhobi I would buy a washing machine. Then I would sit back and relax.

haha. that's exactly what dhobi is doing - sitting back and relaxing, letting the game take its own course.

There are more important and interesting things for Dhobi and SRT

BCCI just now announced a very long IPL 5 season.

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