Mysterious ways of Marathadi-Samiyaar confuses poor Charvaka

Recently, Marathadi Samiyaar declared me to be gay. The poster Charvaka got confused and subsequently started asking me to confirm whether i was indeed gay or not. Charvaka's post may be seen here:

https://such.forumotion.com/t8041-good-news-for-those-who-value-their-privacy#60934

Now, few know that Marathadi Samiyaar is a spiritual master of great eminence. He is so great that, like Kabir, he prefers to often converse in what is known as 'Upside down language'. For more on upside down language, one may see here:

http://rivr.sulekha.com/analyzing-the-upside-down-poems-of-kabir_555856_blog

An example of Samiyaar's use of upside down language is when he called Merlot Daruwala a terrorist, a mullah, a jehadi, a talibani, etc etc on forum posts, when he questioned Merlot's whereabouts if there would be any bomb blast and Merlot would have been temporarily not posting on forums; but then the same Samiyaar declared on chaikaapi chat that in his opinion Merlot was in fact a hindu brahmin. More on this here:

https://such.forumotion.com/t4139-overheard-on-chaikaapi-chat-merlot-and-uppili

Similarly, Uppili (Samiyaar) has on Sulekha CH on several occasions defended pedophiles, pedophilia, and random instances of under age sex and sexual proclivities. For instance:

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Uppili posted Re: Jayamala - A Woman of Loose Moral Character? on 6 yrs ago
Now, we know that women can engage in sex even in their 80s and women can indulge in sex as early as 7 or 8

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/jayamala-a-woman-of-loose-moral-character.htm

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For Uppili Samiyaar's defense of pedophiles see the following posts of his:

Uppili sympathizes with pervert John Mark Karr: http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/convicting-an-innocent-in-the-public-court.htm


Uppili sympathizes with pervert Mark Foley:

http://newshopper.sulekha.com/politics_what-laws-foley-broke.htm


Uppili sympathizes with Desi pervert caught by Dateline NBC:

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/dateline-nbc-catches-a-desi-predator.htm

Uppili sympathizes with pervert rapist Anand Jon:

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/desi-fashion-designer-gets-59-years-for-rape-weeps-at-the-trial-972940.htm


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Uppili's defense of pedophiles and pedophilia may anger some but i am convinced there is some deeper meaning to his words since i am convinced that Uppili Samiyaar is no ordinary man.

Similarly, i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay; in his ulat phulat language he is actually saying that i am straight. When Uppili Samiyaar says that he hates me, i know that he actually loves me.

On another hand, if Uppili Samiyaar has called Charvaka straight and if he has praised Charvaka in the past the reader (and also Charvaka) should know by now what Uppili really thinks of Charvaka.

Natalia Romanova wrote:

u said something, Tracy?

oh the image didn't work... anohter try

Saamiyaar, question for you. Is Rashmun gay?

panini press wrote:Saamiyaar, question for you. Is Rashmun gay?

Thankfully, Saamiyaar has already answered my question.

https://such.forumotion.com/t8041-good-news-for-those-who-value-their-privacy#60936

Saamiyaar says: "QB reportedly said in chat that Rashmun told her and propositioned her (QB was in another male handle) admitting he was gay.

I stand by my story."

This proves that Rashmun is gay beyond any possible doubt. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Rashmun wrote:i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay

Congratulations on taking the big step of coming out!

panini press wrote:

Rashmun wrote:i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay

Congratulations on taking the big step of coming out!

From my original post (notice that Charvaka did not even give the complete sentence of what i had written in keeping with the training he has received from his uncle):

Similarly, i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay; in his ulat
phulat language he is actually saying that i am straight. When Uppili
Samiyaar says that he hates me, i know that he actually loves me.

On
another hand, if Uppili Samiyaar has called Charvaka straight and if he
has praised Charvaka in the past the reader (and also Charvaka) should
know by now what Uppili really thinks of Charvaka.

Rashmun wrote: Charvaka did not even give the complete sentence of what i had written

I am just showing you how your tactics work, so I don't need to give your long-winded nonsense.


Rashmun: i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay



Thank you for answering my question in the affirmative.

Rashmun wrote:Recently, Marathadi Samiyaar declared me to be gay. The poster Charvaka got confused and subsequently started asking me to confirm whether i was indeed gay or not. Charvaka's post may be seen here:

On another hand, if Uppili Samiyaar has called Charvaka straight and if he has praised Charvaka in the past the reader (and also Charvaka) should know by now what Uppili really thinks of Charvaka.

I NEVER called you gay....repeat NEVER. You just spilled the beans and coming out of closet yourself. I should congratulate you on your "rebirth"

As a man of God, I cannot lie..a hindu never lies.

Rashmun wrote:

panini press wrote:

Rashmun wrote:i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay

Congratulations on taking the big step of coming out!

From my original post (notice that Charvaka did not even give the complete sentence of what i had written in keeping with the training he has received from his uncle):

Similarly, i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay; in his ulat
phulat language he is actually saying that i am straight. When Uppili
Samiyaar says that he hates me, i know that he actually loves me.

I don't know who this Uppili saamiYaar is. But, I, Marathadi SaamiYaar NEVER called you Straight.....NEVER....

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

Rashmun wrote:

panini press wrote:

Rashmun wrote:i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay

Congratulations on taking the big step of coming out!

From my original post (notice that Charvaka did not even give the complete sentence of what i had written in keeping with the training he has received from his uncle):

Similarly, i am happy that Uppili Samiyar calls me a gay; in his ulat
phulat language he is actually saying that i am straight. When Uppili
Samiyaar says that he hates me, i know that he actually loves me.

I don't know who this Uppili saamiYaar is. But, I, Marathadi SaamiYaar NEVER called you Straight.....NEVER....

i know. You used ulat phulat (upside down) language when talking about me.

Rashmun,
this is a strange discussion. The only person who can answer this question is you. Why are you trying to explain other peoples words and kabirs ultapalta stuff. You have three options
(A) it is none of your business. Get lost. (B) i refuse to answer such personal questions. ( c) YES. Your first answers are perfectly acceptable answers. Some people may interpret those answers as hiding behind social norms. Its your life and its your personal information.
you should be ready to.take a stand and stick withit. So far your responses are of the dithering kind. Select an option and stick with it.

truthbetold wrote:Rashmun,
this is a strange discussion. The only person who can answer this question is you. Why are you trying to explain other peoples words and kabirs ultapalta stuff. You have three options
(A) it is none of your business. Get lost. (B) i refuse to answer such personal questions. ( c) YES. Your first answers are perfectly acceptable answers. Some people may interpret those answers as hiding behind social norms. Its your life and its your personal information.
you should be ready to.take a stand and stick withit. So far your responses are of the dithering kind. Select an option and stick with it.

I agree with TBT's advice. But now that you have taken the courageous step of coming out, you can stay out. No need to go back in the closet. Really.

PS: I am impressed at the amount of proof that has quickly been produced regarding your situation. I like your technique. I didn't appreciate its value before when you used it with my uncle, but this is certainly a very excellent method.

truthbetold wrote:Rashmun,
this is a strange discussion. The only person who can answer this question is you. Why are you trying to explain other peoples words and kabirs ultapalta stuff. You have three options
(A) it is none of your business. Get lost. (B) i refuse to answer such personal questions. ( c) YES. Your first answers are perfectly acceptable answers. Some people may interpret those answers as hiding behind social norms. Its your life and its your personal information.
you should be ready to.take a stand and stick withit. So far your responses are of the dithering kind. Select an option and stick with it.

How do you explain the fact that Marathadi Samiyaar called Merlot terrorist, jehadi, Bomber, etc. in public forum posts but then in a private chat session at chaikaapi claimed that he considers Merlot to be a hindu brahmin. One possible explanation is that Samiyaar was using ulat-phulat language in his public discourse. Incidentally, this esoteric ulat-phulat language seems to have completely screwed up Charvaka's brain.

Rashmun wrote:How do you explain the fact that Marathadi Samiyaar called Merlot terrorist, jehadi, Bomber, etc. in public forum posts but then in a private chat session at chaikaapi claimed that he considers Merlot to be a hindu brahmin.

How do you explain the fact that you said many times that you will not visit chaikaapi.com because you don't trust me, and then went there and posted what you overheard? Are you talking in this crazy upside-down language yourself? Is that why you so famously confused an ass with a middle-parted head?

panini press wrote:

Rashmun wrote:How do you explain the fact that Marathadi Samiyaar called Merlot terrorist, jehadi, Bomber, etc. in public forum posts but then in a private chat session at chaikaapi claimed that he considers Merlot to be a hindu brahmin.

How do you explain the fact that you said many times that you will not visit chaikaapi.com because you don't trust me, and then went there and posted what you overheard? Are you talking in this crazy upside-down language yourself? Is that why you so famously confused an ass with a middle-parted head?

Analysis of the emoticon had nothing to do with the ulat-phulat language. Let me give the analysis once again for the benefit of Charvaka and others.

Rashmun wrote:

charvaka wrote:

Tracy Whitney wrote:This thread is
incomplete and meaningless without the pic of the emoticon.

Good
point. This emoticon needs to enter the SuCH gallery. May be next time I
login as admin, whenever that is.

For now, let us make do with this.



Analyze this, Rashmun! (No pun intended)

Thank
you. First of all, the emoticon is called spank but spank does not
necessarily mean hitting on the bottom as i earlier pointed out:

Collins
World English Dictionary
spank 1 (spæŋk)

— vb
1. ( tr ) to slap or smack with the open hand, esp on the buttocks

— n
2. a slap or series of slaps with the flat of the hand

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spank?s=t

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Secondly, this emoticon had been posted by me for Propagandhi (after Propa posted two emoticons for me). Propagandhi is a self proclaimed Gult.

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Third, this is the meaning of Gult from urban dictionary:
Gult,
A acronym for Gaand Ulta Louda Teda,
used at Telugu speaking people from the state of Andhra Pradesh, India,
though they have been fooled to accepting that it sounds like Telugu
when read backwards.
'I'm a Gult' said Mr. Pulivendula Sreenivasula Venkata Rama Rao

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gult

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Fourth, with respect to the words 'Gaand Ulta Louda Teda' (what Gult stands for according to urban dictionary) the words 'Louda Teda' means curved (or crooked shaped) penis. The words 'Gaand Ulta' mean butt-faced or a buttock-like face according to the well known samosapedia site:


'Gulti' is now used to refer to locals of Andhra Pradesh in a
derogatory manner, and is now widely considered as short for 'gaand
ulti' (suggesting that the locals have buttock-like faces and eat from their anus instead)[/b]

http://samosapedia.com/e/Gulti

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Hence my claim that the person getting beaten is getting beaten on his head/face.

https://such.forumotion.com/t5366-final-thoughts-on-the-emoticon-put-up-or-shut-up#42616

Thank you. This made me laugh so much: https://such.forumotion.com/t5157p50-synthesis-and-integration#40744

Rashmun wrote:

truthbetold wrote:Rashmun,
this is a strange discussion. The only person who can answer this question is you. Why are you trying to explain other peoples words and kabirs ultapalta stuff. You have three options
(A) it is none of your business. Get lost. (B) i refuse to answer such personal questions. ( c) YES. Your first answers are perfectly acceptable answers. Some people may interpret those answers as hiding behind social norms. Its your life and its your personal information.
you should be ready to.take a stand and stick withit. So far your responses are of the dithering kind. Select an option and stick with it.

How do you explain the fact that Marathadi Samiyaar called Merlot terrorist, jehadi, Bomber, etc. in public forum posts but then in a private chat session at chaikaapi claimed that he considers Merlot to be a hindu brahmin. One possible explanation is that Samiyaar was using ulat-phulat language in his public discourse. Incidentally, this esoteric ulat-phulat language seems to have completely screwed up Charvaka's brain.

So many things go on in private...which stays private....what is said in public is what matters.

Also, PP went through my private chat transcript - like you say - and reportedly said that I never - repeat NEVER - said Merlot was a hindu Brahmin.

So Merlot is a Maulana...and you are free to practice your religion gayly with him.

panini press wrote:Thank you. This made me laugh so much: https://such.forumotion.com/t5157p50-synthesis-and-integration#40744

the preliminary analysis made you laugh. but the final analysis made you cry.

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

Rashmun wrote:

truthbetold wrote:Rashmun,
this is a strange discussion. The only person who can answer this question is you. Why are you trying to explain other peoples words and kabirs ultapalta stuff. You have three options
(A) it is none of your business. Get lost. (B) i refuse to answer such personal questions. ( c) YES. Your first answers are perfectly acceptable answers. Some people may interpret those answers as hiding behind social norms. Its your life and its your personal information.
you should be ready to.take a stand and stick withit. So far your responses are of the dithering kind. Select an option and stick with it.

How do you explain the fact that Marathadi Samiyaar called Merlot terrorist, jehadi, Bomber, etc. in public forum posts but then in a private chat session at chaikaapi claimed that he considers Merlot to be a hindu brahmin. One possible explanation is that Samiyaar was using ulat-phulat language in his public discourse. Incidentally, this esoteric ulat-phulat language seems to have completely screwed up Charvaka's brain.

So many things go on in private...which stays private....what is said in public is what matters.

Also, PP went through my private chat transcript - like you say - and reportedly said that I never - repeat NEVER - said Merlot was a hindu Brahmin.

So Merlot is a Maulana...and you are free to practice your religion gayly with him.

Another fine example of the usage of ulat-phulat language by the great Samiyaar.

Samiyaar, tussi great ho.

what i understand is, this is the time when sammu could say any nonsense to rashu and will totally make rashu go giddy w/excitement. all in all, a great position to be in.

Natalia Romanova wrote:what i understand is, this is the time when sammu could say any nonsense to rashu and will totally make rashu go giddy w/excitement. all in all, a great position to be in.

Trashy, let's show a little more respect to Samiyaar, shall we? After all, he is much older than you.

Rashmun wrote:

Another fine example of the usage of ulat-phulat language by the great Samiyaar.

Samiyaar, tussi great ho.

Oh..you just returned from a great "party?" Enjoy enzoy...whatever rocks your boat...Tuss or Tussi...whatever.

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

Rashmun wrote:

Another fine example of the usage of ulat-phulat language by the great Samiyaar.

Samiyaar, tussi great ho.

Oh..you just returned from a great "party?" Enjoy enzoy...whatever rocks your boat...Tuss or Tussi...whatever.

Samiyaar, please revert to using your ulat-phulat language. thanks.