Attn: Sasthi - very IMP

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 10:47 am

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Imagine a guy who's been working very hard for looong hours - day in and day out, hasn't had the time to shower, and has been wearing the same crusty, rancid pair of jeans that skunks run away from...he comes home and plops himself on his couch

*crackle* went the jeans
*squish* went his tired limp body
*plop* burst the ugly pus-filled-pimple on his back, and slowly started trickling over...

He opens his 2lt Coke and a Lay's Super Size Chips bag, turns on the TV - it's the "Last Chance workout" on the "The Biggest Loser" and a contestant is dribbling sweat, tears and mucus while trying to run a 15degree uphill in 70 degree weather in SoCal. Our guy thinks it's hilarious and starts laughing and then he suddenly starts choking on his chips...

*cough* wheeze* cough* wheeze* tears* rolls over *cough* bronchitis cough*

and suddenly the one chip lodged in his triple-chinned throat flies out and hits his TV antenna....

"phew", he thinks....and wipes the snot off his nose and mouth with his hand...and says loudly to his tuna can..."I need someone to take care of me, I need to get married soon."

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*Now Sasthi - does this make you want to leave SuCH? Please say "Yes" Thank you, kindly. Very Happy

by doofus_maximus Fri May 27, 2011 11:08 am

Mr DK Hed..

what is this?

sincerely,
DM

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 11:12 am

doofus_maximus wrote:Mr DK Hed..

what is this?

sincerely,
DM

Scroll down to Sasthi's and SP's comments on this link:

https://such.forumotion.com/t855-how-did-you-find-sulekha

by Nila Fri May 27, 2011 12:58 pm

Richard Hed wrote:
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*Now Sasthi - does this make you want to leave SuCH? Please say "Yes" Thank you, kindly.

haha not a good try....better luck next time.

and you had to create a new handle to make me quit! Impressing!

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:03 pm

Sasthi wrote:

haha not a good try....better luck next time.

and you had to create a new handle to make me quit! Impressing!

Shouldn't it be impressive, not impressing in this context? Cool

by Nila Fri May 27, 2011 1:08 pm

yep...impressive it is!

you had to ruin my Friday...don't you?

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:20 pm

Sasthi wrote:yep...impressive it is!

you had to ruin my Friday...don't you?

A small price to pay for ruining CH...many more to come :-)

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:21 pm

Sasthi wrote:
Richard Hed wrote:
~~~~~

*Now Sasthi - does this make you want to leave SuCH? Please say "Yes" Thank you, kindly.

haha not a good try....better luck next time.

and you had to create a new handle to make me quit! Impressing!

ROFLMAO - create a new handle for you?! cyclops

by Nila Fri May 27, 2011 1:27 pm

have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

by Impedimenta Fri May 27, 2011 1:31 pm

Sasthi wrote:have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:34 pm

aiyo Sasthi, do animal laugh?

Well, once when me and my bff neighbor were silly giggling girls, we were once walking through the village and LOL'ing real real bad over something [silly], when my foot tripped over something and I fell down and rolled on the floor and we continued LOL'ing real hard... technically I was ROFL'ing then. Luckily my ass didn't go off at the time, warna it'd have been ROFLMAO'ing.

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:35 pm

Sasthi wrote:have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

You haven't REALLY laughed until you have ROFLMAO :-)

by garam_kuta Fri May 27, 2011 1:36 pm

Sasthi wrote:have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

ROFLMAO

You missed out the chairman..

you are right...for animals, the aroma is very critical.

by Hellsangel Fri May 27, 2011 1:37 pm

garam_kuta wrote:

you are right...for animals, the aroma is very critical.

Is the kut(t)a trying to sniff the (kokkee) tail?

by Nila Fri May 27, 2011 1:41 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:aiyo Sasthi, do animal laugh?

Well, once when me and my bff neighbor were silly giggling girls, we were once walking through the village and LOL'ing real real bad over something [silly], when my foot tripped over something and I fell down and rolled on the floor and we continued LOL'ing real hard... technically I was ROFL'ing then. Luckily my ass didn't go off at the time, warna it'd have been ROFLMAO'ing.

LOL thanks for clarifying you actually ROFLed...LOL.

Do animal laugh? They may or may not...but I assume they do, have seen puppies roll on the floor when they are happy or looked happy.

by Nila Fri May 27, 2011 1:44 pm

Richard Hed wrote:
Sasthi wrote:have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

You haven't REALLY laughed until you have ROFLMAO :-)

I have laffed like ..."till the stomach hurted", "till the eyes poured tears non stop"...but never ROF.

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:50 pm

how about bed? i have definitely ROBL and ROCL and ROLL

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 1:51 pm

Sasthi wrote:
Richard Hed wrote:
Sasthi wrote:have you ever seen humans roll on the floor to laff....only animals do.

Zoo I tell ya.

You haven't REALLY laughed until you have ROFLMAO :-)

I have laffed like ..."till the stomach hurted", "till the eyes poured tears non stop"...but never ROF.

Ergo - you have't really laughed...tsk tsk Very Happy

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