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Slim seculars and Fatty Chaddiwalahs ( Hindutvas)
by Guest Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:14 am
Last fortnight Maharashtra’s first BJP chief minister, Devendra Fadnavis, walked into the party’s bariatric hall of fame. The 44-year-old now stands paunch to punch with Union minister Nitin Gadkari, and the government’s most influential minister, Arun Jaitley. The capital is abuzz with rumours that the ever-expanding party president Amit Shah is still undecided over the US or India for his stomach stapling. Another BJP belly buddy is Vinod Tawade, former Maharashtra leader of opposition, who followed Fadnavis for the laser zap. After a decade of Congress conformity, of hollow socialist sparseness and povertarian exhaustion, it’s now about the binge twinge.
Consider this: even as the BJP’s pontifical head, the RSS, preaches sobriety and austerity, with vegetarianism and teetotalism, it’s only the Sangh’s oldest disciple, the 86-year-old frugalista L.K. Advani, who has stuck to the image of ideal pracharak; the rest of the leadership, from Vajpayee to M.M. Joshi, and the Sangh leadership too, from Mohan Bhagwat to Bhaiyyaji Joshi, are rotund and stocky. Then there’s the PM himself—Modi’s tailor has proudly declared to the world his master’s 45-inch waist, apart from the trumpeted 56-inch chest. Ministers Rajnath Singh, Venkaiah Naidu, Kalraj Mishra, Ravi Shankar Prasad are not particularly lean and gangly, nor are Union ministers Smriti Irani and Uma Bharti.
On the other hand, the socialist squad, from the Congress to the Left, and Mandalites in between, are about forced eclecticism and affected primness. Think Sonia Gandhi at the centre, and her faithful posse, where the women are finicky about being dainty and chichi with their fruit diets and water cleansing therapies (Ambika Soni, Girija Vyas, Rita Bahuguna, to Priya Dutt); the men are starchy and spiffy—Manmohan, Digvijay, Chidamabaram, Salman Khursheed, Manish Tiwari, Jitin Prasada, Sachin Pilot. Okay, Renuka Chowdhury and Jayanti Natarajan are channelling their inner thinness; Rahul Gandhi is rebelling the tyranny of the skinny; but there are the lefties, Prakash and Brinda Karat, with their bourgeois deprivation; the Mandalites—the Yadavs, both Mulayam and Laloo, and Nitish Kumar, following the Congress elites.
http://www.outlookindia.com/article/Cellulite-Certitudes/292588
Consider this: even as the BJP’s pontifical head, the RSS, preaches sobriety and austerity, with vegetarianism and teetotalism, it’s only the Sangh’s oldest disciple, the 86-year-old frugalista L.K. Advani, who has stuck to the image of ideal pracharak; the rest of the leadership, from Vajpayee to M.M. Joshi, and the Sangh leadership too, from Mohan Bhagwat to Bhaiyyaji Joshi, are rotund and stocky. Then there’s the PM himself—Modi’s tailor has proudly declared to the world his master’s 45-inch waist, apart from the trumpeted 56-inch chest. Ministers Rajnath Singh, Venkaiah Naidu, Kalraj Mishra, Ravi Shankar Prasad are not particularly lean and gangly, nor are Union ministers Smriti Irani and Uma Bharti.
On the other hand, the socialist squad, from the Congress to the Left, and Mandalites in between, are about forced eclecticism and affected primness. Think Sonia Gandhi at the centre, and her faithful posse, where the women are finicky about being dainty and chichi with their fruit diets and water cleansing therapies (Ambika Soni, Girija Vyas, Rita Bahuguna, to Priya Dutt); the men are starchy and spiffy—Manmohan, Digvijay, Chidamabaram, Salman Khursheed, Manish Tiwari, Jitin Prasada, Sachin Pilot. Okay, Renuka Chowdhury and Jayanti Natarajan are channelling their inner thinness; Rahul Gandhi is rebelling the tyranny of the skinny; but there are the lefties, Prakash and Brinda Karat, with their bourgeois deprivation; the Mandalites—the Yadavs, both Mulayam and Laloo, and Nitish Kumar, following the Congress elites.
http://www.outlookindia.com/article/Cellulite-Certitudes/292588
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Re: Slim seculars and Fatty Chaddiwalahs ( Hindutvas)
by Merlot Daruwala Tue Nov 18, 2014 1:20 am
Message to Upps Aunty: Yes, these chaddis make you fat.
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