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ya ya I know, I shouldn't be posting these:
POLICE To Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi, To Tumhe Road Se Dur Chalna Chahiye Tha.
PATIENT: Kaun Sa Road!
Bhai Mai To Park Me Leta THa..
POLICE To Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi, To Tumhe Road Se Dur Chalna Chahiye Tha.
PATIENT: Kaun Sa Road!
Bhai Mai To Park Me Leta THa..
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जीतो: क्यों जी, रोज़ सुबह मेरे चेहरे पे पानी क्यों डालते हो?
संता: ओए, तेरे बाप ने ही तो कहा था कि मेरी बेटी 'फूल' की तरहें है, इसे मुरझानें मत देना!
संता: ओए, तेरे बाप ने ही तो कहा था कि मेरी बेटी 'फूल' की तरहें है, इसे मुरझानें मत देना!
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Ek moti aurat dr. se pucha maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai par mujhe koi farq nai pda.
Dr: kaun sa khel khelti ho?
Moti:chidiya ud maina ud..
Dr: kaun sa khel khelti ho?
Moti:chidiya ud maina ud..
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Lol. Hadn't seen this before.
Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.
Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.
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Merlot Daruwala wrote:Lol. Hadn't seen this before.
Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.
http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
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LOL @ IndiGo. i am never flying IndiGo. yikes!
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http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari[/quote[/url]]kinnera wrote:Merlot Daruwala wrote:Lol. Hadn't seen this before.
Kinny aunty, what language is your signature in? In Kannada, that would be summane iru.
[url=http://www.google.com/search?q=summa+iru&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
Thanks. I learnt something new. Nice line btw.
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stillness. mindfullness. honestly, it sounds latin...summa cum laude.
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Women can fake an orgasm for the sake of a
relationship, but men can fake an entire
relationship for the sake of an orgasm!
relationship, but men can fake an entire
relationship for the sake of an orgasm!
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KASAM : The national food of India :-)
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but a vagina might trip and fall around one's penis.Huzefa Kapasi wrote:CHEATING is NOT an ACCIDENT. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into a vagina...
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hyderabad me jab dostan ladte...
1980's:- galli me nikal miya teku dekhletun...
1990's:- adde pe mil dekhlinge
2000's:-sports club me mil bhot uchalra
2011's:-ayeein advance baatan karra, ab aa facebook pe,aise commentan martun account ich deactivate karlena tu..!
1980's:- galli me nikal miya teku dekhletun...
1990's:- adde pe mil dekhlinge
2000's:-sports club me mil bhot uchalra
2011's:-ayeein advance baatan karra, ab aa facebook pe,aise commentan martun account ich deactivate karlena tu..!
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A li'l challenge. Let's see how much of it you can follow
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lmaooooo kinns. lol @ chatting with pottis in AC all the time and "dekh, pooro ki nai toh khali meri toh b tanqa bada." (i feel this letter has been written by an employee to me -- chilling.)
if you get time watch this movie: https://such.forumotion.com/t6223-fm-100-fun-aur-masti it is hilarious! you will thank me for the reco.
if you get time watch this movie: https://such.forumotion.com/t6223-fm-100-fun-aur-masti it is hilarious! you will thank me for the reco.
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look closely. (your brain might be fooling you.)
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TIA, Huzz. Will watch it when i find time.
In the pic, it's the guy who's sitting and the girl who's leaning over? Tricky pic!
In the pic, it's the guy who's sitting and the girl who's leaning over? Tricky pic!
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yup. good job!kinnera wrote:In the pic, it's the guy who's sitting and the girl who's leaning over? Tricky pic!
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Ek ne ROLEX watch pehni thi aur dusre ne TIMEX,
Ek ne kaha yaar kya difrnce h,
teri aur meri watch me,
tune 5 lac ki watch pehni h aur mene 2000 ki par dono ek hi waqt batati hai.
Dusre ne pyar se kaha- Teri watch TERA WAQT batati hai aur meri watch MERA WAQT batati hai
Ek ne kaha yaar kya difrnce h,
teri aur meri watch me,
tune 5 lac ki watch pehni h aur mene 2000 ki par dono ek hi waqt batati hai.
Dusre ne pyar se kaha- Teri watch TERA WAQT batati hai aur meri watch MERA WAQT batati hai
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time for some silliness.
courtesy twitter #EnglishedDialogues -- HK's pic:
hindi --- english
kutte, tera khoon pee jaunga -- doggy, i will drink your blood
bhagwan ke ghar me dher hai andher nahi -- In God's house, there is delay but no power cut.
pushpa, mujhe ye aanso nahi dekhe jaate -- Lady in floral prints! I hate tears, ok!
wo pet se hai -- she is with stomach
basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachna -- lady in saffron, do not dance before dogs
teri keh ke lunga -- i will call you before taking
courtesy twitter #EnglishedDialogues -- HK's pic:
hindi --- english
kutte, tera khoon pee jaunga -- doggy, i will drink your blood
bhagwan ke ghar me dher hai andher nahi -- In God's house, there is delay but no power cut.
pushpa, mujhe ye aanso nahi dekhe jaate -- Lady in floral prints! I hate tears, ok!
wo pet se hai -- she is with stomach
basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachna -- lady in saffron, do not dance before dogs
teri keh ke lunga -- i will call you before taking
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Doctor Marij ke pichhe bhag raha tha. Public - Kya hua? Doctor - 4 bar aisa hua hai. Madarchod nasbandi karwane aata hai or jhaant saaf karwake bhag jata hai.
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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I hope ToothSeeker sees this. The search for his true self finally ends.
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