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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
seven, this is a JOKES thread.seven wrote:A Gujju lady visited a bar for the first time,
she sat on the table in front of d bartender;
A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single
"
D bartender looked at d lady, said ,"and u?" Lady replied," Pushpa ben Patel, Married"
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Huzefa Kapasi wrote:seven, this is a JOKES thread.seven wrote:A Gujju lady visited a bar for the first time,
she sat on the table in front of d bartender;
A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single
"
D bartender looked at d lady, said ,"and u?" Lady replied," Pushpa ben Patel, Married"
oh c'mmon HK! what is wrong with ur soh
lol this was so funny. my gujju friend sent it to me and even she thought it was funny
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panini press wrote:LOL. Here is something I just saw:
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A Man Praying in Kubh Mela
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...
...Jey Prabhu nyay karo...
Hamesha bhai-bhai
bichadte hain kumbh mele mein...
Kabhi pati-patni par bhi try karo
...Jey Prabhu nyay karo...
Hamesha bhai-bhai
bichadte hain kumbh mele mein...
Kabhi pati-patni par bhi try karo
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judge: kya proof hai tum gadi tez nahi chala rahe the?
aadmi: judgesaab main apni biwi ko wapas laane sasural jaa raha tha
judege: riha kar do is masoom ko...
aadmi: judgesaab main apni biwi ko wapas laane sasural jaa raha tha
judege: riha kar do is masoom ko...
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seven wrote:Last night in my dream I saw I died and reached heaven. At the door I saw Cro sitting with a very ugly girl and I remember wondering wats he doing with her!! anyway i walked further and I saw Another Brick with a fat and ugly girl and I smiled thinking jaise ko taisa, rab ne indeed bana di jodi, i went ahead to see wat, propagandhi sitting with cindy crawford!!! and i am like the H is she doing with him !!
I met God finally. I asked Him,
Me: Ye kya prabhu? all these men with...
God replied, " Sabko apne karmo ki saza to bhugatni hi padti hai"
Me: But propagandhi????
God: Woh Cindy Crawford ki saza hai
I woke up ing
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
Wrong number:
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ye suna hua hai. ^_^Vidya Bagchi wrote:
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
One more step to access youmoron.org. maybe it is only in india.Hellsangel wrote:http://youmoron.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/503f9c3c40ffc.gif
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
in that, a girl is sitting on a bike, and her boyfriend is doing a bike stunt when he does a front wheel wheelie and kisses her just when he is getting down. While he keeps his balance, she falls down right after the kiss.
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
Killer shayaris!!
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chaahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6) Teri adaaon pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
Apne ghamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo!
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chaahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6) Teri adaaon pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
Apne ghamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo!
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Lol. I'm sure I sound like this every time I discover something new about business rules in the massive project I'm trying to build.
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LMAO. mean but horriblarious. reminds me this (note the mention of "osama" too):panini press wrote:
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
my friend subash gupta -- tussi great ho!
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ok lol my last two posts for today and i'll go back to work
3 sardar picnic par gae.
wahan jaa ke yaad aaya "PEPSI" to ghar pe hi bhool aae
Decide kiya k sabse chota sardar jakar
pepsi le aae..
chota sardar: "main ek shart pe jaunga,
Tum dono mere wapas aane tak samose nahi khaoge.."
Dono ne kaha theek hai
..
..
Din guzar gae
Chota sardar nahi aaya..
Din guzar gae
chota sardar nahi aaya..
Dono ne socha ke ab
samose kha lene chahiye...
jaise hi samosa uthaya.
chota sardar ped ke peeche se
nikal kar bola..
"Aisa karoge toh main jaunga...!!!!!"
3 sardar picnic par gae.
wahan jaa ke yaad aaya "PEPSI" to ghar pe hi bhool aae
Decide kiya k sabse chota sardar jakar
pepsi le aae..
chota sardar: "main ek shart pe jaunga,
Tum dono mere wapas aane tak samose nahi khaoge.."
Dono ne kaha theek hai
..
..
Din guzar gae
Chota sardar nahi aaya..
Din guzar gae
chota sardar nahi aaya..
Dono ne socha ke ab
samose kha lene chahiye...
jaise hi samosa uthaya.
chota sardar ped ke peeche se
nikal kar bola..
"Aisa karoge toh main jaunga...!!!!!"
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At Niagara Falls...
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..
These are world's largest waterfalls & the
sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by
can't be heard. Now I
request the gujrati ladies to
keep quiet so that we can
hear the Niagara Falls...!!!
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..
These are world's largest waterfalls & the
sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by
can't be heard. Now I
request the gujrati ladies to
keep quiet so that we can
hear the Niagara Falls...!!!
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
LOL, is he for real? If so, what happened to your Android?Huzefa Kapasi wrote:my friend subash gupta -- tussi great ho!
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ya, this is real. it's a screenshot from my htc (android) -- whatsapp.panileni paparao wrote:LOL, is he for real? If so, what happened to your Android?
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seven wrote:what time do you go to school?
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Re: jokes thread (english, hindi, tamil telugu etc.)
A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug.
Bar attender asked him the reason.
Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
This went on for yrs.
Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
... Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
The guy said " all are very much alive,
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE
QUIT DRINKING!"
Bar attender asked him the reason.
Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
This went on for yrs.
Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
... Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
The guy said " all are very much alive,
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE
QUIT DRINKING!"
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LOL @ bar attenderVidya Bagchi wrote:A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug.
Bar attender asked him the reason.
Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
This went on for yrs.
Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
... Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
The guy said " all are very much alive,
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE
QUIT DRINKING!"
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trofimov wrote:LOL @ bar attenderVidya Bagchi wrote:A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug.
Bar attender asked him the reason.
Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
This went on for yrs.
Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
... Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
The guy said " all are very much alive,
"ACTUALLY, I HAVE
QUIT DRINKING!"
lol, didn't even notice it before.
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After 15 years of marriage
a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
... He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?
" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"
a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
... He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?
" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"
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lol he prolly learned that from his 12yr old son...
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PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... LAW !
A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”
The girl replied with a loud voice:
... "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt embarrassed, right ?"
The guy responded with a loud voice :
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH !
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”
A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”
The girl replied with a loud voice:
... "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt embarrassed, right ?"
The guy responded with a loud voice :
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH !
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”
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More at http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-should-not-be-allowed-to-use-the-internet
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LOL@ trapped on an escalator for hours... when power went out
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Son: Dad, what does gay mean?
Dad: It means, 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No. I have a wife.
Dad: It means, 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No. I have a wife.
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Guy: tum ladki ho kar daru peeti ho?
Gal: to kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change kara lu?
Gal: to kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change kara lu?
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What would you reply if somebody wrote you this, 'main tumhare paas bohot badi ass lekar aayi hoon'.
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wo to maine dekha jab tumne matha teka...Vidya Bagchi wrote:What would you reply if somebody wrote you this, 'main tumhare paas bohot badi ass lekar aayi hoon'.
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