Re: funny thread on the old site

[Hellsangel]

Ooh! The devastating dot bombs!

[Guest]

this is just getting better

had jermiah mburuburu been there, he would have fondly, nay, romantically, kissed QB:

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/wo-men/i-stood-watchfully-by-her-while-she-squatted-on-the-desert-sand-and.htm


i stood watchfully by her while she squatted on the desert sand and...


started by
Flim Flam 7 yrs ago

..peed. we were driving a distance of about 300 miles through the arabian desert,
from the large, commercial city on the red sea, to a mountainous region,
7,000 ft. above msl. i was watchful because the desert is not devoid of
life. there are snakes and scorpions in the shrubs and rocks.she's the
only indian woman i've known truly well. she had been reading aloud to
me from nehru's "glimpses of world history" as i drove, as we often did
to each other on our road trips in america, where she could also drive,
and i could read.that's probably my ultimate act of love, reading to my
lady.she pulled up her chudidar and retied it. i kissed her under the
blazing sun of the vast desert, and continued our journey towards the
mountains overlooking yemen.FFlam

since Hellsangel keeps giving the link to this post, and since PP has often gossiped about this on chat as per JM, i believe it deserves a response. My response is:

Due to the lack of sufficient number of public toilets in India it is reasonable to believe that the mothers of PP and HA must have urinated in a public place at some point of time in their lives either before or after PP and HA were born. This is something that all those including PP and HA who think this incident was particularly hilarious need to keep in mind.

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[Hellsangel]

Rashman, you are in the middle of a dotbomb bust.

[Propagandhi711]

[quote="Jeremiah Mburuburu"]

...but doesn't live his entire life hoping for sex with a woman who doesn't have a dense growth of curly black hair on her legs.

no, he lives his entire life wishing he were married to strong men from history while doing the tuck job and wearing demure glittery lehengas.

incomprehensible!

but I agree he's still in a better shape compared to you, with no family life, no contact with divorced spousal unit and very limited to no contact with grown children, counting days till the inevitable happens while riding the rickety bicycle to the library in an university town of not insignificant size.

irrelevant! you're desperate, aren't you? you can only hope that the inevitable will happen soon. it is only then that the imprint of my boot on your arse will begin to fade.

irelevant, your diapered ass. it's every bit as relevant as your meaningless & tired old tropes. give it up and walk in front of a bus already. no one, including your exfamily would care.

your only hope of getting reflief from the pain you feel in your posterior is that i get run over by a bus! how pathetic it is that you're that helpless!

you are angry! you are upset! two exclamations and spelling mistakes! you must be afraid of the grim reaper who cant be that far away

[Hellsangel]

Still as funny as ever!

[b_A]

Still as funny as ever!

understatement of the day.

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