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sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
The Absolute Zero- Posts : 655
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
I wrote a BIG post on saade saati. But realized u were asking about shani and I was blabbering about Rahu, so deleted it. LOL.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q5eyPW7QJ7U#t=382s
FluteHolder- Posts : 2355
Join date : 2011-06-03
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Merlot Daruwala wrote:The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
can you do it virtually with a virtual yagyam on my computer screen piped in from india?
MaxEntropy_Man- Posts : 14702
Join date : 2011-04-28
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
MaxEntropy_Man wrote:Merlot Daruwala wrote:The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
can you do it virtually with a virtual yagyam on my computer screen piped in from india?
Dear NRI Friend,
My current proposal does not include any visual depiction of the yagyam on your desktop. But we will be happy to fulfill any and every spiritual need of yours. That would be an additional $45 (after a special $10 discount to Mr TAZ). Please confirm your acceptance of these terms.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
i remember a scene in the movie shanghai where abhay deol (playing the character of some krishnan) does his daily puja, bare bodied with his sacred thread, before his laptop (that carries a depiction of the gods with sholkas being chanted etc.). so i guess it's not so uncommon after all.MaxEntropy_Man wrote:can you do it virtually with a virtual yagyam on my computer screen piped in from india?
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Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Merlot Daruwala wrote:The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
SSMD
Why was not a bottle of desi daru included for the price? Do you drink that before, during or after yagam? Pliss to clarify asap so I can your PayFool to send you money. BTW the quote "A fool and his money are parted soon," comes to my mind for some reason.
The Absolute Zero- Posts : 655
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Merlot Daruwala wrote:The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
>>> I am quoting $150 - results in 45 days. My last offer.
Kris- Posts : 5461
Join date : 2011-04-28
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
It is rightly stated in Bhagvad Gita, "Whatever happened in the past, it happened for the good; whatever is happening, is happening for the good; whatever shall happen in the future, shall happen for the good only. Do not weep for the past; do not worry for the future, concentrate on your present life."
Always Listen to the FLUTEHOLDER:)
Always Listen to the FLUTEHOLDER:)
FluteHolder- Posts : 2355
Join date : 2011-06-03
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
FluteHolder wrote:It is rightly stated in Bhagvad Gita, "Whatever happened in the past, it happened for the good; whatever is happening, is happening for the good; whatever shall happen in the future, shall happen for the good only. Do not weep for the past; do not worry for the future, concentrate on your present life."
Always Listen to the FLUTEHOLDER:)
Dear Friend,
Why are you trying to dissuade our NRI friends from sponsoring a shaniyoga yagyam? What pleasure do you get from depriving a poor Brahmin of his livelihood? Surely great many bad things shall befall you for this malicious, anti-Brahmin attitude of yours. The Puranas have said this. And I approve it.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
Merlot Daruwala- Posts : 5005
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
So you are Thula Rasi? It all depends on your current Maha Dasha and sub period.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
Nila- Posts : 1485
Join date : 2011-05-03
Age : 45
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
So you are Thula Rasi? It all depends on your current Maha Dasha and sub period.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
Do not use coupons on Saturday.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
Do not use coupons on Saturday.
artood2- Posts : 1321
Join date : 2011-04-30
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Ah. Now I know why I was asked to keep laal rumal with me. I had bought a red scarf and that stays in my purse. Maybe I can chuck it out when this phase is over.
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Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
artood2 wrote:So you are Thula Rasi? It all depends on your current Maha Dasha and sub period.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
Do not use coupons on Saturday.
is it ok for him to be miserly tho? anxiously awaiting your response.
Propagandhi711- Posts : 6941
Join date : 2011-04-29
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Propagandhi711 wrote:artood2 wrote:So you are Thula Rasi? It all depends on your current Maha Dasha and sub period.
whatever....these are the remedies:
Don't talk ill of others
Don't eat meat on Saturdays - better fast on Saturdays.
Carry a red cloth or wear Hanuman dollar.
Talk less.
Don't drink.
Apply sesame oil to kesh.
Visit temple as often as you could.
Realize that nothing is permanent in life.
Help others if you mean it.
Do not use coupons on Saturday.
is it ok for him to be miserly tho? anxiously awaiting your response.
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artood2- Posts : 1321
Join date : 2011-04-30
Re: sade sathi (Shani for 7.5 years)
Merlot Daruwala wrote:MaxEntropy_Man wrote:Merlot Daruwala wrote:The Absolute Zero wrote:Does anyone care or know about these details? NO google links please. I can use google myself. Any personal experience?
Currently it appears that I am in the second phase (janma shani) of this. :-)
Dear Sir,
Your problem has a very easy remedy. For $225 (after a special 10% discount to you), I'll conduct a shaniyoga yagyam on your behalf, guaranteed to bring the entire cycle to a quicker conclusion. You will start seeing the results within 90 days.
The fee includes all materials needed for the yagyam but excludes the cost of feeding a Brahmin. That will be an extra $25 (after a special $5 discount to you). To qualify for an early bird incentive of $10 on the total amount, please send your acceptance of the terms and wire me the money within 5 days. Paypal accepted.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
can you do it virtually with a virtual yagyam on my computer screen piped in from india?
Dear NRI Friend,
My current proposal does not include any visual depiction of the yagyam on your desktop. But we will be happy to fulfill any and every spiritual need of yours. That would be an additional $45 (after a special $10 discount to Mr TAZ). Please confirm your acceptance of these terms.
Sd
Sri Sri Merloteshwara Daruwalananda
You are just fooling people promising them to counter Shani's chellenges to people. That cannot be done.
But, i can do a special puja that will reduce the period from 7 1/2 years to 7 1/2 weeks of problems. The devotee should not give any alms to the any brahmin, but instead should help the poor by donating their mite to Dharma Adheeena thaathaiyngaarpettai Samaasthaan run by His Holiness Sri Pramachaarya Koteeesawaramurthy Uppiliananda Swamy.
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