Lessons in life

by Guest Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:51 pm

My almost almost 11-year-old nephew's gyan parted to my 8-year-old. And so far he's sticking to the lessons. Too cute not to share.

Lessons in life
1 always eat chicken
2 always be a ninjago fan
3 always have your chicken grilled not fried
4 never drink coke
5 always do what is right
6 always learn spinjitsu
7 never quit
8 always learn how to drive a car
9 always eat healthy
10 be awesome
11 always eat breakfast

by Kris Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:10 pm

Vidya Bagchi wrote:
My almost almost 11-year-old nephew's gyan parted to my 8-year-old. And so far he's sticking to the lessons. Too cute not to share.

Lessons in life
1 always eat chicken
2 always be a ninjago fan
3 always have your chicken grilled not fried
4 never drink coke
5 always do what is right
6 always learn spinjitsu
7 never quit
8 always learn how to drive a car
9 always eat healthy
10 be awesome
11 always eat breakfast

> 12) Others don't know what they are doing either. Most are making stuff up as they go along.
13) Keep a well-stocked bar.
14) The first girl you fall for most likely will not be the best.
15) Learn a skill.
16) Learn to enjoy wealth.
17) Live in a first world country.

by Idéfix Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:28 pm

18) Go to Carnegie Mellon University. If you can't, befriend someone who did, and wait for him to die. Then tell people you went to CMU.

by Marathadi-Saamiyaar Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:58 pm

panini press wrote:18) Go to Carnegie Mellon University. If you can't, befriend someone who did, and wait for him to die. Then tell people you went to CMU.

Somehow CMU is popular in India - perhaps sound sylish and was mentioned in movies. This is the Pseudo MIT for the rich Indian kids with money to burn in undergraduate program.

Someone asked me about its Mech Eng Program. He was too disappointed his son did not get into EE (which he did later), and thought spending 50K/yr fee for ME is not worth (it is ok spend on EE).

In any case, after graduating he is working in a bank in investment backing.

I want to claim MIT Wonly....looking for some dead dude who had been to MIT.

by Kris Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:45 pm

panini press wrote:18) Go to Carnegie Mellon University. If you can't, befriend someone who did, and wait for him to die. Then tell people you went to CMU.

19 Have an arranged marriage, become an asst prof of comp sci in a state school. Read your father-in-law's letter to your wife out loud to visiting guests.

by Idéfix Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:48 pm

Somebody ought to compile all this wisdom and publish it as a book for the benefit of future generations.

by Kris Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:56 pm

Kris wrote:
panini press wrote:18) Go to Carnegie Mellon University. If you can't, befriend someone who did, and wait for him to die. Then tell people you went to CMU.

19 Have an arranged marriage, become an asst prof of comp sci in a state school. Read your father-in-law's letter to your wife out loud to visiting guests.

20) Change your name to Manjay, ask women on the subway if they are wearing wigs.

by Rishi Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:13 pm

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