Mahatma Anna is back, and in your city this week

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Dear change-bringing NRI Brethren,

Rejoice. Our beloved Mahatma Anna, fresh from his victory in the second war of independence, having vanquished corruption and eliminated it from the face of our fair nation, has agreed to grace the land of his most ardent admirers and the home of change, the US of A.

During his stay in the US, Mahatma Anna will lead the Independence Day parade in New York to inspire the thousands of people attending it and ring the bell at Nasdaq to warn the corrupt in the US to convert if they don't want to be vanquished by the awesome people power he plans to unleash against them.

Thereafter, he will have dinner with the most noble, highly incorruptible Nikki Haley. He will visit the United Nations headquarters in New York, meet lawmakers at the Capitol Hill; besides interacting with students and academicians in San Francisco, Maryland, the University of Pennsylvania in Wharton and the Columbia University.

Tears are rolling from our eyeballs at the prolonged absence of the Mahatma from our land. But our loss is your gain. So I urge you all to take full advantage of the Mahatma's presence amongst you. Together, you can. Indeed, you will. Be the change. Jai Hind.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:Dear change-bringing NRI Brethren,

Rejoice. Our beloved Mahatma Anna, fresh from his victory in the second war of independence, having vanquished corruption and eliminated it from the face of our fair nation, has agreed to grace the land of his most ardent admirers and the home of change, the US of A.

During his stay in the US, Mahatma Anna will lead the Independence Day parade in New York to inspire the thousands of people attending it and ring the bell at Nasdaq to warn the corrupt in the US to convert if they don't want to be vanquished by the awesome people power he plans to unleash against them.

Thereafter, he will have dinner with the most noble, highly incorruptible Nikki Haley. He will visit the United Nations headquarters in New York, meet lawmakers at the Capitol Hill; besides interacting with students and academicians in San Francisco, Maryland, the University of Pennsylvania in Wharton and the Columbia University.

Tears are rolling from our eyeballs at the prolonged absence of the Mahatma from our land. But our loss is your gain. So I urge you all to take full advantage of the Mahatma's presence amongst you. Together, you can. Indeed, you will. Be the change. Jai Hind.