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Breaking news: Mahatma Anna suspects all political parties might be pro-corruption
by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:20 am
Dear noble change-bringing NRI brethren,
Following the parliament's inability to pass the Jan Lok Pal bill, we, the heroic victors of the second independence movement, have come to the conclusion that we were mistaken in believing that it was only the Congress which is against us (and therefore pro-corruption). We are increasingly aware of the possibility that other political parties (who shall remain unnamed) might also be supporters of corruption. We are seriously considering the possibility that some of these parties do not “appear sincere” in their suport for the Jan Lok Pal bill.
Most importantly, we realize that the middle-class, educated, weekend change-bringers who we depend on for our legitimacy are not particularly happy with the totally fake perception - undoubtely spread by Congress propagandists - that we are working for the RSS. Many of them appear to be uneasy over our anti-Congress campaign in Hisar, even though we're very proud of the magnificent victory we scored there against corruption when the noble, incorruptible Kuldeep Bishnoi, son of Bhajan Lal - the epitome of moral righteousness, won that by-poll. So what if he's accused of murder? Bhagat Singh and Chandrashekar Azad also faced murder charges.
In view of these realizations, we are henceforth dropping the use of the adjective "evil" alongside any mention of the Empress, and urge you to do the same in any written communication on the internets. We have also decided not to use that immense people-power at our disposal to explicitly campaign against the Congress. Instead, we just urge the mammoth crowds which gather in their lakhs at our mere say-so to go vote for the party which is nicer to Mahatma Anna.
With these steps, we hope to broadbase our appeal so our following swells from lakhs, into crores. Bliss it will be that dawn. Until then, we urge you to continue expressing your moral outrage against all the cynical, status-quoist attempts to defame Anna. Together we can. Be the change that Anna wants. Jai Hind.
Following the parliament's inability to pass the Jan Lok Pal bill, we, the heroic victors of the second independence movement, have come to the conclusion that we were mistaken in believing that it was only the Congress which is against us (and therefore pro-corruption). We are increasingly aware of the possibility that other political parties (who shall remain unnamed) might also be supporters of corruption. We are seriously considering the possibility that some of these parties do not “appear sincere” in their suport for the Jan Lok Pal bill.
Most importantly, we realize that the middle-class, educated, weekend change-bringers who we depend on for our legitimacy are not particularly happy with the totally fake perception - undoubtely spread by Congress propagandists - that we are working for the RSS. Many of them appear to be uneasy over our anti-Congress campaign in Hisar, even though we're very proud of the magnificent victory we scored there against corruption when the noble, incorruptible Kuldeep Bishnoi, son of Bhajan Lal - the epitome of moral righteousness, won that by-poll. So what if he's accused of murder? Bhagat Singh and Chandrashekar Azad also faced murder charges.
In view of these realizations, we are henceforth dropping the use of the adjective "evil" alongside any mention of the Empress, and urge you to do the same in any written communication on the internets. We have also decided not to use that immense people-power at our disposal to explicitly campaign against the Congress. Instead, we just urge the mammoth crowds which gather in their lakhs at our mere say-so to go vote for the party which is nicer to Mahatma Anna.
With these steps, we hope to broadbase our appeal so our following swells from lakhs, into crores. Bliss it will be that dawn. Until then, we urge you to continue expressing your moral outrage against all the cynical, status-quoist attempts to defame Anna. Together we can. Be the change that Anna wants. Jai Hind.
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