The Official Kokkeelaben Fan Club

by Another Brick Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:33 am

hello gentlewomen and gentlemen

we are gathered here today to officially announce the fan club of kokkeelaben, a prolific and terrific poster we have had the pleasure to interact with for many years. kokkeelaben has puzzled us, entertained us and puzzled us more with his supposedly wiTTy posts over the years. i say, if we don't honor our heroes, who will? i must mention banwariLOL here who started a similar fan club for yet another poster who is no longer with us (i mean the forum) and i took inspiration from it. i announce this fan club open for all now.
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Q how does kokkeelaben do "mike-testing"?

A by saying "chinese propa horizontal gardening impressed with tracey."

by Rekz Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:34 am

kokkeelaben=tracy?? or kokkee? Question

by Another Brick Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:41 am

kokkeelaben has puzzled us, entertained us and puzzled us more ...

what do you think?

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:54 am

i think it has been speculated here that poster garam kuta is kokkee.

by Another Brick Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:58 am

kokkeelaben responded to that allegation but 60 CH handles are yet to determine if in affirmative or not.

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:05 am

LOLLLLL

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:41 am

Another Brick wrote:kokkeelaben responded to that allegation but 60 CH handles are yet to determine if in affirmative or not.

"babylon hanging gardens something something prune"...yep, kokkee is here and I am a fan. bounce

by Another Brick Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 am

i must confess that i eagerly click on kokkeelaben's posts with tremendous enthusiasm. ewwWWrrry post by him is a gem. xoxo, kokkeelaben.

by doofus_maximus Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:02 am

I predicted that Garam-Kuta is Kokkee after his/hers very first post here There was some confusion as to whether he/she was Seoul-hak or kokkee..but it has since been resolved.

by Impedimenta Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:11 am

oh yea seo, i wonder what he is up to...

by Propagandhi711 Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:36 am

LOL....count me in as a uncomprehending fan. we owe him our collective awe.

by Another Brick Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:39 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:LOL....count me in as a uncomprehending fan. we owe him our collective awe.

you are quite an important member, i assure everyone. 9 out of 10 gems have "propa" in them. as truthseeker would say, you are the driver and kokkeelaben is the passenger.

by Propagandhi711 Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:01 am

I like the posts with ewww in them. he would give the impression of a little girl, a lecherous old man & a senile grandma with parkinson's disease in the same sentence. rare skill

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:37 am

Propagandhi711 wrote:I like the posts with ewww in them. he would give the impression of a little girl, a lecherous old man & a senile grandma with parkinson's disease in the same sentence. rare skill

Something tells me you been to nursing home lately, for volunteer work perhaps.

by Another Brick Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:05 am

kokkeelaben in the confession box -

the priest - "o my child, go right ahead and confess."

kokkeelaben - "inflation bucket lunar atlas tax payers propa."

the priest "good gad! you are possessed, you need holy water, not confession. the power of...."

kokkeelaben - "NO! NO NO! i confess. i repeat. inflation bucket lunar atlas tax payers propa."

the priest - scratch

"ummm.. ok ok... alright, child you are forgiven."

kokkeelaben leaves. the priest takes the pentinent's seat.

the priest - "O lord. forgive me for i don't know what i forgave kokkeelaben for."

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:16 am

by charvaka Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:20 am

Another Brick wrote:
kokkeelaben - "NO! NO NO! i confess. i repeat. inflation bucket lunar atlas tax payers propa."

You, sir, have taken up quite a challenge, and you have delivered. lol!

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:28 am

ha ha ha. inflation bucket lunar atlas tax payers propa. LOLLLLL

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:30 am

another great one was: boy kicked/pushed in gutter. no crane. adult in gutter, boy out.

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:00 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:~~another great one was: boy kicked/pushed in gutter. no crane. adult in gutter, boy out.~~

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:~~ha ha ha. inflation bucket lunar atlas tax payers propa. LOLLLLL~~

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:04 am

reason for striking out: kokkee has complained in old ch that we are elitist. however, my opinion is subjective. carry on. Very Happy

by charvaka Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:22 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:kokkee has complained in old ch that we are elitist.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the perceptions of elitism... http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeeHouse/son-of-edison-new-jersey-1029247.htm#1029490

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:49 am

i will let garam kuta bark for himself. Very Happy

but your link has made me nostalgic for sirjee suddenly. Sad

the more we say that we miss him, the more will he torture us with his continued absence. Sad

edit. was oblong2009 luke warmus?

by charvaka Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:56 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i will let garam kuta bark for himself. but your link has made me nostalgic for sirjee suddenly. the more we say that we miss him, the more will he torture us with his continued absence.

For sirjee:
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
khane ki baatan karke ghumaare tum
kitte din hua apne ko milke
kaiku to bhi tadpaare tum
thoda meri takleef ka khayaal karo na
kaiku to bhi tarsaare tum
tumaare nakhre dekh ke lagraa
binaa bolke sataare tum
mereko aur khilao nakko
dilko aur jalaao nakko
khaali peeli draame karke
kya taare zameen pe dikhaare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:57 am

charvaka wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:kokkee has complained in old ch that we are elitist.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the perceptions of elitism... http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeeHouse/son-of-edison-new-jersey-1029247.htm#1029490

http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/is-it-any-wonder-uppili-1115791.htm

Is it any wonder- Uppili

started by
KOKKEE 1 month ago

from
uppili's post Is it any wonder...

the other site is obnoxious and disgustingly polite, boring and without
any fights even between sworn enemies...

interesting that in addition to being obnoxious, I know they can be
snotty, snobbish, very condescending, supercilious, snotty, petty and
mean, did I miss anything..oh ..pretentious maserati marxists and more..

unfortunately, however, aren't we all are, occasionally, any or
combination of the above, sometimes unwittingly ?

in your post you write QB's post is vulgar and chEri language etc.,
What's wrong with chEri language anyway?
people of puduchEri and vElacheri may not take this kindly, you know.
also it is CH eri - coffee house tossing/throwing language, na?

What is their volt de face do you think is due to? Perhaps because of
their feel of ownership and NIMBY attitude - tossing trash into the
neighbors/public area is OK type?

I shouldn't think so. Its too premature to conclude wrongly about a few
of those who appear to be finest individuals, IMO

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:58 am

charvaka wrote:
Huzefa Kapasi wrote:i will let garam kuta bark for himself. but your link has made me nostalgic for sirjee suddenly. the more we say that we miss him, the more will he torture us with his continued absence.
For sirjee:
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
khane ki baatan karke ghumaare tum
kitte din hua apne ko milke
kaiku to bhi tadpaare tum
thoda meri takleef ka khayaal karo na
kaiku to bhi tarsaare tum
tumaare nakhre dekh ke lagraa
binaa bolke sataare tum
mereko aur khilao nakko
dilko aur jalaao nakko
khaali peeli draame karke
kya taare zameen pe dikhaare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum

The Official Kokkeelaben Fan Club 2783_r10

edit. caru on fire today!

by charvaka Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:04 am

Huzefa Kapasi wrote:
http://forums.sulekha.com/forums/coffeehouse/is-it-any-wonder-uppili-1115791.htm

Is it any wonder- Uppili

started by
KOKKEE 1 month ago

from
uppili's post Is it any wonder...

the other site is obnoxious and disgustingly polite, boring and without
any fights even between sworn enemies...

interesting that in addition to being obnoxious, I know they can be
snotty, snobbish, very condescending, supercilious, snotty, petty and
mean, did I miss anything..oh ..pretentious maserati marxists and more..

unfortunately, however, aren't we all are, occasionally, any or
combination of the above, sometimes unwittingly ?

in your post you write QB's post is vulgar and chEri language etc.,
What's wrong with chEri language anyway?
people of puduchEri and vElacheri may not take this kindly, you know.
also it is CH eri - coffee house tossing/throwing language, na?

What is their volt de face do you think is due to? Perhaps because of
their feel of ownership and NIMBY attitude - tossing trash into the
neighbors/public area is OK type?

I shouldn't think so. Its too premature to conclude wrongly about a few
of those who appear to be finest individuals, IMO

Poor Kokkee sounds all bent out of shape. I don't know if its garam kuta or not. It may not be. My theory on GK is that it is SBS. But I could be wrong (and I am often am about handles -- I thought Uppili was JBF!)

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:08 am

In that entire exchange, my heart went out to this particularly sad lamentation:

Lamberdar wrote:I think Sulekha is not interested anymore in having discussions that promote UCC and Secularism to keep religion and religious considerations (laws etc.) out of Govt. (State).

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:27 am

charvaka wrote:Poor Kokkee sounds all bent out of shape. I don't know if its garam kuta or not. It may not be. My theory on GK is that it is SBS.

My guess was Mucho.

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:33 am

"the other site is obnoxious and disgustingly polite, boring and without
any fights even between sworn enemies...
"
who are the sworn enemies on the new site?

"interesting that in addition to being obnoxious, I know they can be
snotty, snobbish, very condescending, supercilious, snotty, petty and
mean,"

this is largely true

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:48 am

Merlot Daruwala wrote:
charvaka wrote:Poor Kokkee sounds all bent out of shape. I don't know if its garam kuta or not. It may not be. My theory on GK is that it is SBS.

My guess was Mucho.

wrong agent! mucho is confuzzled dude. Razz

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:55 am

Oh. Wasn't that Black Swan?

by Guest Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:02 am

black swan is as black swan here.

check confuzzled dude's first 10 posts. he confesses to being mucho.

by Merlot Daruwala Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:07 am

oh ok. I've been quite irregular here, so it's hard to keep track.

by Another Brick Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:37 am

kokkeelaben at his wedding

priest - lady, do you accept this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

lady - i do.

priest - sir, do you accept this lady as your lawfully wedded wife?

kokkeelaben - propa license multi-point.

priest - scratch

by Guest Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:59 am

by Guest Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:01 am

Actually it should have been

kokkeelaben - propa license multi-point. bounce

by garam_kuta Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:04 am

Another Brick wrote:kokkeelaben at his wedding

priest - lady, do you accept this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

lady - i do.

priest - sir, do you accept this lady as your lawfully wedded wife?

kokkeelaben - propa license multi-point.

priest -

Oh.. kokkeelaben is married Question

by garam_kuta Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:20 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:Actually it should have been

kokkeelaben - propa license multi-point.

but wait... it should have been bounce

one for the left & one for the right Question

by Guest Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:48 am

ya I mean, it's not that much fun when the fann-er joins the fan-ee club threads.

by Hellsangel Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:18 am

Tracy Whitney wrote:ya I mean, it's not that much fun when the fann-er joins the fan-ee club threads.

Stop flaming the fann-er

by Another Brick Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:52 am

Kokkeelaben at H&R block

tax consultant - sir, how can i help you?

kokkeelaben - pay proparty tax.

tax consultant - you mean property tax.

kokkeelaben - no, i mean proparty tax.

tax consultant - scratch

by Another Brick Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:55 am

kokkeelaben in history class

miss umaaaaaaaaa - ok, kokku, who was the founder of islam?

kokkeelaben - propa mohammad.

miss umaaaaaaaaa - scratch

by Propagandhi711 Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:00 am

by garam_kuta Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:59 pm

Another Brick wrote:Kokkeelaben at H&R block

tax consultant - sir, how can i help you?

kokkeelaben - pay proparty tax.

tax consultant - you mean property tax.

kokkeelaben - no, i mean proparty tax.

tax consultant -

is kokkeelaben malayalam Question

by Another Brick Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:23 pm

garam_kuta wrote:
Another Brick wrote:Kokkeelaben at H&R block

tax consultant - sir, how can i help you?

kokkeelaben - pay proparty tax.

tax consultant - you mean property tax.

kokkeelaben - no, i mean proparty tax.

tax consultant -

is kokkeelaben malayalam

X 10

by Another Brick Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:36 pm

Q - why are kokkeelaben's friends bald?
A - because they scratch

quite often.

scratch scratch scratch bald.

by garam_kuta Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:43 pm

Another Brick wrote:Q - why are kokkeelaben's friends bald?
A - because they quite often.

scratch scratch scratch bald.

depends - bald at the back or on the top?

by Guest Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:24 pm

garam_kuta wrote:
is kokkeelaben malayalam

LOL!

by Guest Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:26 pm

charvaka wrote:
For sirjee:
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
khane ki baatan karke ghumaare tum
kitte din hua apne ko milke
kaiku to bhi tadpaare tum
thoda meri takleef ka khayaal karo na
kaiku to bhi tarsaare tum
tumaare nakhre dekh ke lagraa
binaa bolke sataare tum
mereko aur khilao nakko
dilko aur jalaao nakko
khaali peeli draame karke
kya taare zameen pe dikhaare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum
itta kaiku yaad aare tum

What a gem! LOL!

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