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Post by Bittu Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:18 pm


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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:36 pm

lol!

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Post by doofus_maximus Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:48 pm

I don't have habit... ROTFLOL..

Hilarious..must be fake Smile
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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:51 pm

What a gem! lol!

No, DM. It doesn't seem like it's fake. Seems real to me.

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Post by Bittu Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:02 pm

Eggs allowed on Sunday Facepalm

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:14 pm

daughter saw first 5-6 seconds of it and said, 'maybe he should just marry his mom'.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:19 pm

I loved this one. I am brahmin, well qualified, single citizenship, am totally willing to sit at home, and I can hold hand very well. mummmyyyyjiiiii where were you all my life.


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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:25 pm

omg I have hit a land mine. this will keep me entertained for hours. thanks bitts!

This one wants 3.3.lakh package and property holder, and with degree from a reputaded university...but what really matters is human values. uff.


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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:30 pm

daughter actually thinks this one is cute. but omg, brahmins are so stuck up. This one wants a simple lady, from a brahmin well educated family who knows ramayan and mahabharat, but does not like draupadi.


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Post by Mosquito Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:01 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:I loved this one. I am brahmin, well qualified, single citizenship, am totally willing to sit at home, and I can hold hand very well. mummmyyyyjiiiii where were you all my life.



Look like a fake ad.
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Post by Bittu Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:54 pm

they're all fake, PI.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:03 pm

Yeah. But still pretty close to real matrimonial ads.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:01 pm

If it's just a made-up thing, then it ain't funny anymore.

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:23 pm

kinnera wrote:If it's just a made-up thing, then it ain't funny anymore.

I enjoy such spoofs.

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Post by MaxEntropy_Man Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:27 pm

they were funny until i realized they were spoofs.
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Post by chameli Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:28 pm

at least make them spoof proof !

shyaa !
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Post by Kris Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:36 pm

doofus_maximus wrote:I don't have habit... ROTFLOL..

Hilarious..must be fake Smile

>>>>Obviously a spoof, but I have seen some weird stuff too in reality. A relative talked about doing a spreadsheet on what qualities she would like to see in her future husband and this involved no drinking, no smoking yada, yada, yada-- and then 'he can't have a job that allows telecommuting!'. I am still scratching my head over that. As luck would have it, ended up marrying a guy who had similar religious interests (pretty die hard, weekly bhajans etc), but in fairness a nice guy. He is an IT guy, so don't now how this telecommute thing worked out. Maybe he got a pass on that because she found him on her own.

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Post by Nila Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:49 pm

I know it's too very late, but I would've asked for..."I want a partner who can communicate, cook, take care during sickness, teach kids, polite, respect in-laws and his Mom must be in Jail for sacrificial political reasons and his sister must be serving the sick people in Africa!!!" I have a big list...but this would have been the core values. Sigh! Too very late!!!

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Post by Kris Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:55 pm

Sasthi wrote:I know it's too very late, but I would've asked for..."I want a partner who can communicate, cook, take care during sickness, teach kids, polite, respect in-laws and his Mom must be in Jail for sacrificial political reasons and his sister must be serving the sick people in Africa!!!" I have a big list...but this would have been the core values. Sigh! Too very late!!!

>>> i would have asked for a rich girl who is mute or doesn't speak english at least Smile

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Post by Guest Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:09 pm

Kris wrote:
Sasthi wrote:I know it's too very late, but I would've asked for..."I want a partner who can communicate, cook, take care during sickness, teach kids, polite, respect in-laws and his Mom must be in Jail for sacrificial political reasons and his sister must be serving the sick people in Africa!!!" I have a big list...but this would have been the core values. Sigh! Too very late!!!

>>> i would have asked for a rich girl who is mute or doesn't speak english at least Smile

chilled out loyal adonis billionaire. yep. that'd be perfect.

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Post by Kris Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:14 pm

Tracy Whitney wrote:
Kris wrote:
Sasthi wrote:I know it's too very late, but I would've asked for..."I want a partner who can communicate, cook, take care during sickness, teach kids, polite, respect in-laws and his Mom must be in Jail for sacrificial political reasons and his sister must be serving the sick people in Africa!!!" I have a big list...but this would have been the core values. Sigh! Too very late!!!

>>> i would have asked for a rich girl who is mute or doesn't speak english at least Smile

chilled out loyal adonis billionaire. yep. that'd be perfect.

>>>wait- forgot to add-- hates shopping, thinks husband always knows best, believes he can't be disturbed when he is doing something important (which is of course, always!) on the internet, can keep the kids quiet as church mice --- I'll add more as time (and spouse_ permit! Smile

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Post by Nila Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:44 pm

Kris wrote:
Tracy Whitney wrote:
Kris wrote:
Sasthi wrote:I know it's too very late, but I would've asked for..."I want a partner who can communicate, cook, take care during sickness, teach kids, polite, respect in-laws and his Mom must be in Jail for sacrificial political reasons and his sister must be serving the sick people in Africa!!!" I have a big list...but this would have been the core values. Sigh! Too very late!!!

>>> i would have asked for a rich girl who is mute or doesn't speak english at least Smile

chilled out loyal adonis billionaire. yep. that'd be perfect.

>>>wait- forgot to add-- hates shopping, thinks husband always knows best, believes he can't be disturbed when he is doing something important (which is of course, always!) on the internet, can keep the kids quiet as church mice --- I'll add more as time (and spouse_ permit! Smile



Yep...Husband is God! Worship him! Wake him up with a cup of filter coffee and of course with Subrabatham background, once the coffee is honored touch his feet and make his brush and mouth wash ready. It might feel very odd to be a Man!

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