To Merlot

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:I was you for a while. Then I was Merlot. Then another great mind of Sulekha said I was DUT And yet another that I was MJ. Now I am b_A.

they should have known all along that you are Zero, which is also the number of people who read your posts, according to a recent survey.

Hellsangel wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:I was you for a while. Then I was Merlot. Then another great mind of Sulekha said I was DUT And yet another that I was MJ. Now I am b_A.

they should have known all along that you are Zero, which is also the number of people who read your posts, according to a recent survey.

You are zero now? Since you bothered to read *and* reply?

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:feeble. futile. fail!

Maria S wrote:Mr. Drinkman is short? Of what?
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Questions, Questions!

Huh? Who is Mr.Drinkman? Why the confusion? Why do you really care about what I said? Do you really want me to clarify?

Since I care enough to answer this particular "Of what" question.. *The context is height. I meant in general..from what I have seen all Sulekha participants and ex Sulekha participants..tall people(in ht) and even short people (ht)..are what I said about them -cute, charming etc, imo.
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garam_kuta wrote:

Maria S wrote:Mr. Drinkman is short? Of what?
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Questions, Questions!

Huh? Who is Mr.Drinkman? Why the confusion? Why do you really care about what I said? Do you really want me to clarify?

Since I care enough to answer this particular "Of what" question.. *The context is height. I meant in general..from what I have seen all Sulekha participants and ex Sulekha participants..tall people(in ht) and even short people (ht)..are what I said about them -cute, charming etc, imo.
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one worries now whether this should remind you of Ménage à trois-with bittu, propa and ha

Hellsangel wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

Maria S wrote:Mr. Drinkman is short? Of what?
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Questions, Questions!

Huh? Who is Mr.Drinkman? Why the confusion? Why do you really care about what I said? Do you really want me to clarify?

Since I care enough to answer this particular "Of what" question.. *The context is height. I meant in general..from what I have seen all Sulekha participants and ex Sulekha participants..tall people(in ht) and even short people (ht)..are what I said about them -cute, charming etc, imo.
.

one worries now whether this should remind you of Ménage à trois-with bittu, propa and ha

Strange fantasies, hot dog?

Rishi wrote:Dear Merlot,

This is your uncle Rishi.

Of late, I have been hearing something about you which concerns me a lot.

JM referred to you as "royal roundness".

Are you that fat?

I have read some of your posts in which you have listed the food items you eat and how much you eat each one of them.

It is almost what a typical NFL player eats each day.

Not only the calorie content of the stuff you eat is very high, but the cholesterol content is way high too.

Unless your metabolic activity is very high, the amount of food you eat now can kill you.

The only advice I can give my nephew is "eat less, move more".

Are you a member of a gym? If you are, please make it a point to spend some more time.

You can also get a personal weight trainer and follow his advice.

If you have never seen inside of a gym before, please become a member of the one near where you live.

I want you to live longer and contribute to SUCH forum as much as possible.


Yours loving uncle

Rishi

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

Ayyo! I sense some sophisticated tactics being employed to compel the agent to post his picture here. It is tactics like these that caused great anguish to a certain LOVVUji in the past.

Rashmun wrote:Crass and downright dirty to refer to an incident which is best forgotten.

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

panini press wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:The lunch only consisted of masal dosas...

so it's now "masal dosas," not "masala dosais," or "masala dosas"?

goodcitizn wrote:P.S. It was diaspora, a typo.

what kind of diaspora was it? the indian diaspora? the american diaspora?

If masala pleases you, so be it. As for diaspora, perhaps eastern european.

Haha. In Bangalore restaurants, I do remember hearing the waitstaff saying "masAl-dOsA" -- is that the common Kannadiga pronunciation of the phrase?

On another note, is the a key on your keyboard giving you trouble?

garam_kuta wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:

garam_kuta wrote:

Maria S wrote:Mr. Drinkman is short? Of what?
____
Questions, Questions!

Huh? Who is Mr.Drinkman? Why the confusion? Why do you really care about what I said? Do you really want me to clarify?

Since I care enough to answer this particular "Of what" question.. *The context is height. I meant in general..from what I have seen all Sulekha participants and ex Sulekha participants..tall people(in ht) and even short people (ht)..are what I said about them -cute, charming etc, imo.
.

one worries now whether this should remind you of Ménage à trois-with bittu, propa and ha

Strange fantasies, hot dog?

group therapy has been in vogue for a long time, i thought

You are long and not tall, right, hot dog?

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

panini press wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:The lunch only consisted of masal dosas...

so it's now "masal dosas," not "masala dosais," or "masala dosas"?

goodcitizn wrote:P.S. It was diaspora, a typo.

what kind of diaspora was it? the indian diaspora? the american diaspora?

If masala pleases you, so be it. As for diaspora, perhaps eastern european.

Haha. In Bangalore restaurants, I do remember hearing the waitstaff saying "masAl-dOsA" -- is that the common Kannadiga pronunciation of the phrase?

On another note, is the a key on your keyboard giving you trouble?

so kind of you (na) to attribute "dispora" to his keyboard. the simpler explanation, as his other posts show: he knew neither the spelling nor the usage of "diaspora."

panini press wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:I was you for a while. Then I was Merlot. Then another great mind of Sulekha said I was DUT And yet another that I was MJ. Now I am b_A.

they should have known all along that you are Zero, which is also the number of people who read your posts, according to a recent survey.

Jerji, please do not succumb to the Indian tradition of minimizing oneself in one's golden years. "Oh me, I am nothing; I am just waiting for the lord to call me to his abode," is, I am given to understand, what great-grandmothers in Hindi soap operas say to their descendants by way of emotional blackmail. You clearly do read HA's posts regularly, so please do not count yourself out just yet as a zero.

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

panini press wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:I was you for a while. Then I was Merlot. Then another great mind of Sulekha said I was DUT And yet another that I was MJ. Now I am b_A.

they should have known all along that you are Zero, which is also the number of people who read your posts, according to a recent survey.

Jerji, please do not succumb to the Indian tradition of minimizing oneself in one's golden years. "Oh me, I am nothing; I am just waiting for the lord to call me to his abode," is, I am given to understand, what great-grandmothers in Hindi soap operas say to their descendants by way of emotional blackmail. You clearly do read HA's posts regularly, so please do not count yourself out just yet as a zero.

pressulu, The Zero Brothers = you + l'angelo lesbica = 0. Zero = the bonus you received from your employer the last two years for stealing time from them every day; Zero = the number of suCHers who read l'angelo lesbica's posts, according to a recent survey. also, Zero = the number of suCH chat room aunties who didn't kick l'angelo lesbica in the teeth when he importuned them for access.

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

panini press wrote:

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

Hellsangel wrote:I was you for a while. Then I was Merlot. Then another great mind of Sulekha said I was DUT And yet another that I was MJ. Now I am b_A.

they should have known all along that you are Zero, which is also the number of people who read your posts, according to a recent survey.

Jerji, please do not succumb to the Indian tradition of minimizing oneself in one's golden years. "Oh me, I am nothing; I am just waiting for the lord to call me to his abode," is, I am given to understand, what great-grandmothers in Hindi soap operas say to their descendants by way of emotional blackmail. You clearly do read HA's posts regularly, so please do not count yourself out just yet as a zero.

pressulu, The Zero Brothers = you + l'angelo lesbica = 0. Zero = the bonus you received from your employer the last two years for stealing time from them every day; Zero = the number of suCHers who read l'angelo lesbica's posts, according to a recent survey. also, Zero = the number of suCH chat room aunties who didn't kick l'angelo lesbica in the teeth when he importuned them for access.

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

bw wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:

bw wrote:MD, are you slim and lithe?

Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

*shrug*

herds of goats and cows repeatedly came in my dreams, stood in a circle and bleated/mooed so pitifully. i felt terribly sad. i did it. i cdn't care less about your modesty. no sorry.

bw wrote:herds of goats and cows repeatedly came in my dreams...

goodcitizn wrote:

bw wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

panini press wrote:Why are you giving up on him being agile?

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

*shrug*

herds of goats and cows repeatedly came in my dreams, stood in a circle and bleated/mooed so pitifully. i felt terribly sad. i did it. i cdn't care less about your modesty. no sorry.

LOL @ bleated/mooed so pitifully! (Buruburu's blue pencil is itching as we speak.)

bw wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

bw wrote:

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

bw wrote:

or is he this? i am so curious.

BW, I had shared this pic with you in confidence. How could you publish it on the board like this?? I feel deeply violated. My modesty has been outraged.

Admin, I demand immediate action against the perp. You can nuke her microwave to begin with.

*shrug*

herds of goats and cows repeatedly came in my dreams, stood in a circle and bleated/mooed so pitifully. i felt terribly sad. i did it. i cdn't care less about your modesty. no sorry.

LOL @ bleated/mooed so pitifully! (Buruburu's blue pencil is itching as we speak.)

heh. had to rush - cdn't edit and reframe it.

Jeremiah Mburuburu wrote:

bw wrote:herds of goats and cows repeatedly came in my dreams...

love your writing.

goodcitizn wrote:

No sweat. (Does Indo still visit and post cryptics?)

bw wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

No sweat. (Does Indo still visit and post cryptics?)

he does visit and was posting cryptics for a while. no one else bothered sharing his load and i guess he too hs given up.

are you going to give us a set?

goodcitizn wrote:

bw wrote:

goodcitizn wrote:

No sweat. (Does Indo still visit and post cryptics?)

he does visit and was posting cryptics for a while. no one else bothered sharing his load and i guess he too hs given up.

are you going to give us a set?

I might. Kinda busy taking care of my mom right now.