they won't have you

pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:

1. me

2. sushmita sen

3. katherine hepburn

4. kathryn bigelow

5. padmalakshmi

6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)

7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)

8. rekha

9. preity zinta

10. trisha

11. vidya balan

12. jennifer aniston

14. a gi attending i know

15. a critical care attd i know

16. a card attd i know

17. diane keaton

Marathadi-Saamiyaar wrote:

pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:

1. me

2. sushmita sen

3. katherine hepburn

4. kathryn bigelow

5. padmalakshmi

6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)

7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)

8. rekha

9. preity zinta

10. trisha

11. vidya balan

12. jennifer aniston

14. a gi attending i know

15. a critical care attd i know

16. a card attd i know

17. diane keaton

Really? when did she come back to this world?



** oh shit, that's funny!! i didn't know she was dead. people talk about her as if she was still alive.

Technically, all of them are sleeping around. So the only option is to sleep around with #15, 16, 17. Who cares if someone is married - that too, when you are in the same league as Sr Devi, an tina Munim?

pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing.....

Merlot Daruwala wrote:

pravalika nanda wrote:so that sickening, terrible valentine's day is around the corner and i'm dreading it. to deal with it i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing.....

I'm confused. For single and smashing women, Valentine's Day becomes a celebration of their immense popularity, with all their various suitors vying with each other for their attentions and company that evening.

Why would this be so sickening and terrible??

pravalika nanda wrote:
** merlot, if you really want to help, you should just add more names to my list. valentine's day is not nice. when i was in high school, everyone else would get ten roses, i would get one - it was because most boys were overwhelmed by my beauty. in adulthood, valentine's day is about spending time with your partner or spouse. chocolate, viagra, and etoh sales go up. some old people will foolishly have sex that day after not having exerted themselves all year long and could end up in the hospital with heart attacks costing the govt and innocent tax-payers like me a lot of money.

** in india, it's a bit different. diffident indian men will use this day to send flowers to the girls (cuz indian men do not chase women) they like, and the girls keep count but here it's about established relationships, cuz men in america don't need an occasion to ask a woman out.

MaxEntropy_Man wrote:add emmy noether to your list.

pravalika nanda wrote:i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:

1. me

2. sushmita sen

3. katherine hepburn

4. kathryn bigelow

5. padmalakshmi

6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)

7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)

8. rekha

9. preity zinta

10. trisha

11. vidya balan

12. jennifer aniston

14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)

15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)

16. a card attd i know (my age)

17. diane keaton

pravalika nanda wrote:i've started to make a list of women who're single and smashing:

1. me

2. sushmita sen

3. katherine hepburn

4. kathryn bigelow

5. padmalakshmi

6. sridevi (not really married cuz her partner was already married and he's so very fat and will die prematurely)

7. tina munim (her husband's sleeping around, and she looks like she is too)

8. rekha

9. preity zinta

10. trisha

11. vidya balan

12. jennifer aniston

14. a gi attending i know (in her late 40s)

15. a critical care attd i know (in her mid-40s)

16. a card attd i know (my age)

17. diane keaton

pravalika nanda wrote:
23. kamala harris (so so so beautiful, elegant and accomplished)..thank you, maria